LEAKED TEXT OF BIDEN'S PLANNED REMARKS (replaced at the last minute by D.N.C.)
"Hello everyone. You know there are only two states where the guy last in his class at Syracuse Law School could become a senator - Alaska or Delaware! Just not a lot of competition. That's the secret of my success.
"Well that and the death of my son. Best thing that ever happened to me. Even Barry was discouraging me from running and then Beau bit the dust. Whew.
"That video they played of my life was awesome. It made clear that I would not let the death of my wife hold back my political ambitions. And then I broke up Jill's marriage to put lipstick on the pig of my own family.
"Make no mistake. After being beaten out for the nomination for the last 35 years, I've arrived. As soon as I said I-accept-your-nomination I could have sat down. I'm there. But Kamala will have my ass if I don't keep up the charade for another week or two. Then I may perish in a bizarre gardening accident."
That either depicts Corn Pop as the aggressor, which they wont acknowledge, or it shows Joe as the offending party, which they can't afford.
...unless Corn Pop was wearing a maga hat ot blue lives matter shirt. Maybe Joe could fire two blasts from his porch and scare him off, if they could really trust Joe not to fuck up and blow one of his own feet off.
LEAKED TEXT OF BIDEN'S PLANNED REMARKS (replaced at the last minute by D.N.C.)
"Hello everyone. You know there are only two states where the guy last in his class at Syracuse Law School could become a senator - Alaska or Delaware! Just not a lot of competition. That's the secret of my success.
"Well that and the death of my son. Best thing that ever happened to me. Even Barry was discouraging me from running and then Beau bit the dust. Whew.
"That video they played of my life was awesome. It made clear that I would not let the death of my wife hold back my political ambitions. And then I broke up Jill's marriage to put lipstick on the pig of my own family.
"Make no mistake. After being beaten out for the nomination for the last 35 years, I've arrived. As soon as I said I-accept-your-nomination I could have sat down. I'm there. But Kamala will have my ass if I don't keep up the charade for another week or two. Then I may perish in a bizarre gardening accident."
Bizarre gardening accident? I thought Corn Pop would come back and they’d throw fists a bit and then Joe would get Covid
thats it! they're gonna say he died from covid and will be made a martyr. The Last White Democrat, perhaps?
That either depicts Corn Pop as the aggressor, which they wont acknowledge, or it shows Joe as the offending party, which they can't afford.
...unless Corn Pop was wearing a maga hat ot blue lives matter shirt. Maybe Joe could fire two blasts from his porch and scare him off, if they could really trust Joe not to fuck up and blow one of his own feet off.
Just fire shots off!
It was a tragic push-ups contest.