I can see the news spin now: "Trump has speech literally 100x longer than Biden. Is he just wasting America's time? Biden's speech was only 8 seconds long before the cameras quickly panned away and they stowed him back in the bunker, but Trump spoke for a whole 14 minutes." (Note to casual readers: this is true. His speech was only 8 seconds long.)
CNN Neurologist analyses Trump's health: "As a medical professional, this concerns me. We have an elderly man rambling on for 14 minutes. Does he know where he is?"
I can see the news spin now: "Trump has speech literally 100x longer than Biden. Is he just wasting America's time? Biden's speech was only 8 seconds long before the cameras quickly panned away and they stowed him back in the bunker, but Trump spoke for a whole 14 minutes." (Note to casual readers: this is true. His speech was only 8 seconds long.)
CNN Neurologist analyses Trump's health: "As a medical professional, this concerns me. We have an elderly man rambling on for 14 minutes. Does he know where he is?"