Are you referring to the newly elecyed King of American Samoa? I remember reading the funniest statistic about Bloomberg's failed campaign. American Samoa's GDP is approx. $785M. So Bloomberg could have spent considerably less than the $1.2B he spent on his campaign, and just purchased American Samoa and made himself King there.
That was Bloomberg's only Primary win with 4 delegates. Tulsi received two delegates with a second-place finish. Bernie finished third and Dementia Joe finished fourth.
*Those were Tulsi's only delegates awarded to her during the entire Primary season. But she'll always be remembered for taking down Hobama Harris on that nationally-television debate stage.
All of these mouth breathing shit stain cucks have spread their distortions and lies about the man 24/7and yet he's still able to fight them all off effortlessly! THIS is how it is done.
How does he pack it ALL into one 4 year term? Hopefully we’ll get to study another 4 year term: famous businessman who’s apparently one of the last prominent people who gives a damn about the USA, proceeds to work tirelessly to fulfill campaign promises while having nonstop connections with his constituents, assaulted from every angle by many jealous career politicians, and offers a daring, bold, but somewhat misunderstood sense of humor to top it off. I’m happy to watch that ;)
Steyer and mini mike thought they could hang with THE MAN because they were also billionaires. What they failed to realize was that they have none of his charm, intelligence, courage or guile.
The American people saw through their evil ways and cast them aside like the worthless shitheels that they are. Get fucked commies, this is a time for real men to step up, and your 15 minutes of fame are over
After Bloomberg released that godawful meme with the gingerbread man dancing on Trump, one of the memesmiths (might have been Carpe) made a parody of it, where instead of a gingerbread man dancing, it was Mini-Mike, and the music playing was ‘Short People’ by Randy Newman.
It was hilarious and about a billion times better than Bloomberg’s cringey meme.
ooooh is mini mike running again??
minimike just delivered an awful speech at the DNC. Notably, a fly landed not once but TWICE on his stupid face.
Well, we do know that flies land on piles of shit so no surprises there
Demonic attraction.
Hampstead Coverup Kids:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqE9PeE3IY0
Breaking News: GEOTUS shoves hand so far up mini-mike’s ass, cuff links fall out of his mouth.
Joke is a repeat from 2016 when that fly was landing on Hillary. Having said that it still applies.
There was a famous clip with Obama catching a fly in midair. Gave me the heebie jeebies.
The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.
Exactly. Lord of the Flies. No joke, that shit is real.
He certainly does stink.
User name checks out
Literally all the money in the world and they still couldn't put brakes on this train!
GEOTUS IS THE TROLLER IN CHIEF!!! Facts mike’s memes were a disaster and did in fact lack that passion
you can't buy memes, ever seen when companies try it, they suck ass.
the left cannot meme.
Give this man a brick
Flies landing on shit!!!
Alex Jones told me he smells like sulphur.
Isn't that something?
oh they're so sweet
That fly is the harbinger of losing. Search for fly+Hillary and fly+obama videos, that fly is trying to tell us something
Here's a fly on hilldawg in 2016 https://youtu.be/rvjTwoqhLmU
Who would have thought that frogs and flies would have ended up being our messengers?
Are you referring to the newly elecyed King of American Samoa? I remember reading the funniest statistic about Bloomberg's failed campaign. American Samoa's GDP is approx. $785M. So Bloomberg could have spent considerably less than the $1.2B he spent on his campaign, and just purchased American Samoa and made himself King there.
Didn't Samoa give their single electoral vote to Tulsi?
That was Bloomberg's only Primary win with 4 delegates. Tulsi received two delegates with a second-place finish. Bernie finished third and Dementia Joe finished fourth.
*Those were Tulsi's only delegates awarded to her during the entire Primary season. But she'll always be remembered for taking down Hobama Harris on that nationally-television debate stage.
She got 1 of 6 delegates.
he provided the energy needs for the convention by directly burning 1 billion dollars to power steam turbines. otherwise known as 'green energy'
KEK!!!
This man is relentless on his assault.
All of these mouth breathing shit stain cucks have spread their distortions and lies about the man 24/7and yet he's still able to fight them all off effortlessly! THIS is how it is done.
How does he pack it ALL into one 4 year term? Hopefully we’ll get to study another 4 year term: famous businessman who’s apparently one of the last prominent people who gives a damn about the USA, proceeds to work tirelessly to fulfill campaign promises while having nonstop connections with his constituents, assaulted from every angle by many jealous career politicians, and offers a daring, bold, but somewhat misunderstood sense of humor to top it off. I’m happy to watch that ;)
He really is
We have the BEST Mods don't we folks? Record setting sticky! Thank you!
Greatest President.
"Trump is a mean bully!"
And I wouldn't have it any other way lol.
Bloomberg cheats at... minigolf!
Steyer and mini mike thought they could hang with THE MAN because they were also billionaires. What they failed to realize was that they have none of his charm, intelligence, courage or guile. The American people saw through their evil ways and cast them aside like the worthless shitheels that they are. Get fucked commies, this is a time for real men to step up, and your 15 minutes of fame are over
Say whaaaaat! I did not know he had a snapchat!
Mini Mike is crib bound
He has to be the funniest President ever!
Does anyone have that ‘Short People’ meme?
After Bloomberg released that godawful meme with the gingerbread man dancing on Trump, one of the memesmiths (might have been Carpe) made a parody of it, where instead of a gingerbread man dancing, it was Mini-Mike, and the music playing was ‘Short People’ by Randy Newman.
It was hilarious and about a billion times better than Bloomberg’s cringey meme.
I can’t seem to find it anywhere.
Saw it...laughed my ass off
holy fuck I just almost did a spit-take, that's hilarious
My only suggestion is to make Mini's head smaller. It took me a bit to see what was up.
KEK!
Hahaha. I follow him in Snapchat but haven’t seen this yet.
He posted it on "Stories" just find his name and click his thumbnail photo, should be there. :)
WHAT AM I LOOKING AT
BRUTAL! I love it!