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dontUseVinegerAsLube 94 points ago +96 / -2

ooooh is mini mike running again??

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tommichael522 [S] 140 points ago +141 / -1

minimike just delivered an awful speech at the DNC. Notably, a fly landed not once but TWICE on his stupid face.

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Shitposter69 86 points ago +88 / -2

Well, we do know that flies land on piles of shit so no surprises there

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GuerillaYourDreams 55 points ago +56 / -1

Demonic attraction.

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r4ptur3 4 points ago +5 / -1

Breaking News: GEOTUS shoves hand so far up mini-mike’s ass, cuff links fall out of his mouth.

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CitrusFantatic 23 points ago +23 / -0

Joke is a repeat from 2016 when that fly was landing on Hillary. Having said that it still applies.

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Block_Helen 11 points ago +11 / -0

There was a famous clip with Obama catching a fly in midair. Gave me the heebie jeebies.

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Sigma 14 points ago +14 / -0

The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.

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Block_Helen 11 points ago +11 / -0

Exactly. Lord of the Flies. No joke, that shit is real.

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HockeyMom4Trump 6 points ago +6 / -0

He certainly does stink.

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DrinkMoreWater 4 points ago +4 / -0

User name checks out

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PeaceThroughStrength 27 points ago +27 / -0

Literally all the money in the world and they still couldn't put brakes on this train!

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Flipbarryfromreddit 15 points ago +16 / -1

GEOTUS IS THE TROLLER IN CHIEF!!! Facts mike’s memes were a disaster and did in fact lack that passion

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Potomato 6 points ago +6 / -0

you can't buy memes, ever seen when companies try it, they suck ass.

the left cannot meme.

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NOTWOKE 6 points ago +6 / -0

Give this man a brick

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Defund_Soros 10 points ago +10 / -0

Flies landing on shit!!!

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A1waysLurk1ing 8 points ago +8 / -0

Alex Jones told me he smells like sulphur.

Isn't that something?

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calvinb1970 1 point ago +1 / -0

oh they're so sweet

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ChelseaHubbell 6 points ago +6 / -0

That fly is the harbinger of losing. Search for fly+Hillary and fly+obama videos, that fly is trying to tell us something

Here's a fly on hilldawg in 2016 https://youtu.be/rvjTwoqhLmU

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WhiteLash 2 points ago +2 / -0

Who would have thought that frogs and flies would have ended up being our messengers?

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SixteenBeatsAOne 13 points ago +13 / -0

Are you referring to the newly elecyed King of American Samoa? I remember reading the funniest statistic about Bloomberg's failed campaign. American Samoa's GDP is approx. $785M. So Bloomberg could have spent considerably less than the $1.2B he spent on his campaign, and just purchased American Samoa and made himself King there.

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PeaceThroughStrength 4 points ago +4 / -0

Didn't Samoa give their single electoral vote to Tulsi?

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SixteenBeatsAOne 5 points ago +5 / -0

That was Bloomberg's only Primary win with 4 delegates. Tulsi received two delegates with a second-place finish. Bernie finished third and Dementia Joe finished fourth.

*Those were Tulsi's only delegates awarded to her during the entire Primary season. But she'll always be remembered for taking down Hobama Harris on that nationally-television debate stage.

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CitrusFantatic 3 points ago +3 / -0

She got 1 of 6 delegates.

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rubberkidney 7 points ago +7 / -0

he provided the energy needs for the convention by directly burning 1 billion dollars to power steam turbines. otherwise known as 'green energy'

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dontUseVinegerAsLube 3 points ago +3 / -0

KEK!!!

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TheNewRepublic 33 points ago +34 / -1

This man is relentless on his assault.

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NoatakTheWiser 21 points ago +22 / -1

All of these mouth breathing shit stain cucks have spread their distortions and lies about the man 24/7and yet he's still able to fight them all off effortlessly! THIS is how it is done.

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YouKnowWhatItIs87 8 points ago +8 / -0

How does he pack it ALL into one 4 year term? Hopefully we’ll get to study another 4 year term: famous businessman who’s apparently one of the last prominent people who gives a damn about the USA, proceeds to work tirelessly to fulfill campaign promises while having nonstop connections with his constituents, assaulted from every angle by many jealous career politicians, and offers a daring, bold, but somewhat misunderstood sense of humor to top it off. I’m happy to watch that ;)

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Slothboy 4 points ago +6 / -2

He really is

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tommichael522 [S] 24 points ago +26 / -2

We have the BEST Mods don't we folks? Record setting sticky! Thank you!

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Ineedcovfefe 16 points ago +17 / -1

Greatest President.

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McFatty7 16 points ago +17 / -1

"Trump is a mean bully!"

And I wouldn't have it any other way lol.

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MudDog 6 points ago +7 / -1

Bloomberg cheats at... minigolf!

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Tony2shirts77 4 points ago +5 / -1

Steyer and mini mike thought they could hang with THE MAN because they were also billionaires. What they failed to realize was that they have none of his charm, intelligence, courage or guile. The American people saw through their evil ways and cast them aside like the worthless shitheels that they are. Get fucked commies, this is a time for real men to step up, and your 15 minutes of fame are over

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SASSandCLASS 4 points ago +4 / -0

Say whaaaaat! I did not know he had a snapchat!

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RyanUpCreek 3 points ago +4 / -1

Mini Mike is crib bound

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SASSandCLASS 3 points ago +3 / -0

He has to be the funniest President ever!

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heyyoudvd 2 points ago +2 / -0

Does anyone have that ‘Short People’ meme?

After Bloomberg released that godawful meme with the gingerbread man dancing on Trump, one of the memesmiths (might have been Carpe) made a parody of it, where instead of a gingerbread man dancing, it was Mini-Mike, and the music playing was ‘Short People’ by Randy Newman.

It was hilarious and about a billion times better than Bloomberg’s cringey meme.

I can’t seem to find it anywhere.

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MNFootFlyer 2 points ago +2 / -0

Saw it...laughed my ass off

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thxpk 2 points ago +2 / -0

holy fuck I just almost did a spit-take, that's hilarious

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crimsonfancy 2 points ago +2 / -0

My only suggestion is to make Mini's head smaller. It took me a bit to see what was up.

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PropagandaWizard1984 2 points ago +2 / -0

KEK!

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Genericwhitemale 2 points ago +3 / -1

Hahaha. I follow him in Snapchat but haven’t seen this yet.

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tommichael522 [S] 2 points ago +3 / -1

He posted it on "Stories" just find his name and click his thumbnail photo, should be there. :)

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Block_Helen 2 points ago +2 / -0

WHAT AM I LOOKING AT

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chahn1138 2 points ago +3 / -1

BRUTAL! I love it!

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