We should pass a law where social media posts/texts/emails from "Obamaphones" have to have some kind of "Scarlet Letter" icon next to them.

Maybe you don't understand the purpose of the phones.

Regardless of what (any) percent of the population uses them for, they are to provide a means for people that you are currently deriding, to get jobs. And even if 0.5% of the population uses them for that, doing your bullshit would reduce that number.

So, kindly, fuck off.