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nicbot [S] 116 points ago +117 / -1

Coldwater, Ohio has added a little something something to their water tower.

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ChiCommieThePooh 64 points ago +65 / -1

Gotta love small town Ohio. Known for years of good high school football

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 11 points ago +11 / -0

"As goes Ohio, so goes the Nation"

God I hope

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Block_Helen 6 points ago +6 / -0

So far, so good.

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ModernKnight 4 points ago +4 / -0

For the most part, yes. Cincinnati has a fair number of conservatives in it still, and one you left off the list is Dayton, which has quite a bit of crazy. I can't remember what Toledo is like, other than being one of the human trafficking hotspots of the nation (mostly due to a few major highways going right through it).

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ModernKnight 2 points ago +2 / -0

That it is.

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k614 2 points ago +2 / -0

I like to think of myself as based :-)

And that common sense is more abundant in Ohio than in many other states.

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MW23232 10 points ago +11 / -1

I know a large number of people from Ohio considering I've only been in the state once or twice for a short period of time. They are a based bunch - boat parades lately, a lot of good things I've noticed. Gonna borrow this and show them -- for some Ohio pride.

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DixMcCoy 8 points ago +10 / -2

bone broth?

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GunTotinPatriot 3 points ago +3 / -0

Apply Coldwater to that burn, TDS patients.

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A_Triggered_NPC 66 points ago +67 / -1

Wow. Good luck boycotting water, fuckers.

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JULY4 21 points ago +22 / -1

Perfect!!

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tombombadil 16 points ago +17 / -1

Water is cancelled. In about a week time, all of our problems will be solved as the woke crowd disappears from existence.

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lefty295 14 points ago +15 / -1

They’re gonna give themselves free helicopter rides when they try to go on top of the tower to vandalize it and fall off, lol.

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sometimescanbefunny 9 points ago +9 / -0

Revolutionary! Eco-friendly helicopter rides!

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NessInOnett 1 point ago +1 / -0

Do oxygen next!

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1776ThereIsaidIt 35 points ago +36 / -1

TEAR DOWN ALL RACIST WATER TOWERS!!! REEEEEEE

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Mockingsmirk45 22 points ago +23 / -1

Salty Army! THE SALT MUST FLOW!!!

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ERansom 9 points ago +10 / -1

Muad’Dib

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featherwinglove 6 points ago +7 / -1

You're talking about something other than molten fuel salt nuclear reactors, I think...

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Mockingsmirk45 8 points ago +9 / -1

Salty Cracker my friend. BASED political humor. Hilarious! Watch him on YouTube. Live streams wed fri sun. Vids everyday.

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saco 9 points ago +10 / -1

Next week on cnn... tap water is tied to systemic racism. Well, slave owners did drink water.

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Hillary-Digs-a-Hole 20 points ago +21 / -1

Trump. Carrying America's water since 2016.

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Italians_Invented_2A 11 points ago +12 / -1

It's a reservoir for liberal tears, ready to be filled in November!

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hemi 8 points ago +9 / -1

All ya need to do now is bottle it and sell it as high energy drink!

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FAQ-REDDIT 7 points ago +8 / -1

That water tower tank leans Right.

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Reddit.is.Asshoe 6 points ago +7 / -1

MAGA

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Hckyhillbilly 6 points ago +7 / -1

Trump Tower.

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Dckman 5 points ago +6 / -1

It's fucking beautiful.

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Musicbymuzak 5 points ago +5 / -0

The water is turning the frogs into pedes!

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Keep_on_winning_kag 4 points ago +4 / -0

Ribbit!

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TickleMeSenpai 5 points ago +5 / -0

"Water is racist! Don't drink the trump juice!"

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get_that_bozo 5 points ago +5 / -0

Nice, glad to see others say Ohio is based. When I drive through on the turnpike, it seemed otherwise. I stopped to get dinner, and my server walks up and tells me she's gay. Not sure why I needed to know? My wife and I were like, WTF? What does this have to do with ordering food? So, we were thinking otherwise. Someone else pointed out that the turnpike is more blue the rest is red

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LugNuts 4 points ago +5 / -1

So much energy it's tipping over.

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Strategerium 4 points ago +5 / -1

And you can bet that has better water quality than Detroit water, or Chicago water, or any other blue city water.

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Jsa9 0 points ago +2 / -2

Chicago water ain't that bad.. at least not a decade ago. Anything change?

Edit: fuck you faggot downvoter. Go drink a gallon of flint water

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Block_Helen 4 points ago +4 / -0

Wow, wish I lived where you live.

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308win 4 points ago +5 / -1

This just in....Democrats deem water evil cuz of drumpf. Democrats have vowed not to consume dumpf water till drumpf is removed from White House.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well that'll show us!

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husker91 4 points ago +5 / -1

We have the best water towers folks, believe me!

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SuperDuty4x4 4 points ago +5 / -1

Like a different world, or country, from the left coast.

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Diotima 4 points ago +5 / -1

and tilted libtards wont bring it down because then they wouldnt have any water

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nicbot [S] 9 points ago +10 / -1

Honestly, not many libs in the area. They usually all flee to the cities to escape us "stupid hicks."

Makes life in the smaller towns that much better.

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Airvh 4 points ago +4 / -0

Liberals: I'm against water in this town! I'm not gonna drink water!

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CoolBreeze2863 4 points ago +5 / -1

Now that's what I call MAGA country.

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Bedminster 4 points ago +5 / -1

Come on man....

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JohnWickParabellum 4 points ago +5 / -1

If that were in wealthy white Metro Detroit, Black Lives Matter/Antifa/DNC would have toppled it by now. When you buy a domestic car, you support domestic terror. No one flies American flags, for fear of their retribution.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 6 points ago +6 / -0

Toppling a water tower that big ain't easy. I hope we never find out if they can

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JohnWickParabellum 2 points ago +2 / -0

It is the same method the Marines and Army use to clear trees for improvised air mobile landing zones, in heavily forested battle spaces or to bring down buildings for demolition in crowded city areas.

Luckily that stuff is highly regulated, but with the amount of gang activity in the military it is probably unaccounted for all the time, especially on national guard training exercises, to be picked up later after the evolution is over and everyone is back to their 9-5 jobs.

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BackwoodsBarbie78 4 points ago +5 / -1

Good lord it’s beautiful

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JOLLYROGERS 3 points ago +5 / -2

Whoah, look at all that potential energy...

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Zadok 3 points ago +3 / -0

Something tells me that isn't the Goodyear tire water tank.

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HighPedeEnergy 2 points ago +2 / -0

Where did this water come from?!

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chalupa123 2 points ago +4 / -2

Everyone in that area is Republican.

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Choppermagic 2 points ago +3 / -1

Dragon Energy water

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Oleglory 2 points ago +3 / -1

🇺🇸❤️🇺🇸

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TubySarbette 2 points ago +3 / -1

Oh man, I hope no violent communists die attempting to climb and deface this water tower.

What a loss that would be

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Aoikaze2000 2 points ago +2 / -0

So when a Leftist gets water from the water faucet, does it go REEEEEEEEEEE?

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txladyvoter 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fantastic! My applause for this great monument to America!

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Chalupamancer 2 points ago +3 / -1

Obama: Do not, my friends, become addicted to water. It will betray you and you will regret its absence...

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Loiuzein 2 points ago +3 / -1

Shoulda used John Deere Green

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SimplePede 3 points ago +4 / -1

This is red Case IH country son.

What if they want John Deere?

We politely but firmly ask them to leave

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philandy 2 points ago +2 / -0

What's the crane for? 30 feet higher or something?

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ProtectFreedom 2 points ago +2 / -0

Based

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TGNX 1 point ago +1 / -0

Dragon energy.

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jsphere256 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fact: all water towers are high in potential energy

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FutureMan 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's a huge Capacitor/Transistor of MAGA raw energy!!