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Bigpoppatrump420 147 points ago +148 / -1

Women aren't named Percy.

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Shalomtoyou 127 points ago +127 / -0

Neither are men who were born in the last 60 years.

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GreyGooseDown 72 points ago +72 / -0

I have a horse named Percy.

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Shalomtoyou 74 points ago +74 / -0

Why is your horse trying to protect Antifa rioters?

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GreyGooseDown 61 points ago +61 / -0

It is a bad horse. Gonna have to put it down.

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HiddenDekuScrub 11 points ago +11 / -0

Yeah, but you don't name your kids "Spot" either. 😉

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BigAmericanParty 6 points ago +6 / -0

Percy; The Thoroughbred of Sin

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mumblenuggets 10 points ago +10 / -0

Percy is 28, single, has an anthropology degree, is covered in tattoos, works at Starbucks, and lives in his parent's basement.

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DarkMAGA 2 points ago +2 / -0

Such a Bad Horse.

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Shalomtoyou 13 points ago +13 / -0

So this Percy was insulting you for not agreeing to get sexual with a 12 year old girl?

What the hell.....

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 10 points ago +10 / -0

Sounds like Percy grew up to be a member of the DNC

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Paul_Revere 8 points ago +8 / -0

He said he was in junior high at the time. So he was twelve himself.

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Bubbahax 2 points ago +4 / -2

You should have kissed her in front of him. Then walked away.

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Tardigrade 11 points ago +11 / -0

The only one I know is that train from Thomas the Tank Engine.

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NormaJeanRocks 7 points ago +7 / -0

If I remember that guy from the movie The Green Mile was named Percy, the asshole in the movie.

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tombombadil 3 points ago +3 / -0

Bob Dylan wrote a song about a friend he had named Percy once. It’s called Percy’s song. It’s a pretty sad song.

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ThePowerOfPrayer 4 points ago +4 / -0

That reminds me of my nephew who used to say his name but it sounded like "Pussy." I know I shouldn't have kept asking him who Thomas's friend was, but I did.

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Flipbarryfromreddit 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yet they’ll dox Trump supporters nonstop

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Shalomtoyou 5 points ago +5 / -0

Of course. We're not human to them. (Or we are and they just hate humans)

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Flipbarryfromreddit 3 points ago +3 / -0

Nah they just hate republicans and whites

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Jack_Burton 2 points ago +2 / -0

Walker Percy. Brilliant Catholic Fiction author from Louisiana. Prophetic almost in his depiction of modern man. See “Love in the Ruins” “The Thanatos Syndrome” and “Lancelot”.

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calvinb1970 10 points ago +10 / -0

We had a school bus driver named Percy in 1983 convicted of molesting half a dozen kids on the school bus in the rural country.

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Two_Scoops__ 8 points ago +8 / -0

Point of personal privilege: did you just assume xer's gender???

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magapotus 2 points ago +2 / -0

Probably misspelled. Should be “pu$$y”

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somercet 2 points ago +2 / -0

With such a moniker, she could make the whitest rap songs ever.