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deleted 154 points ago +156 / -2
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Sigma 121 points ago +122 / -1

Look no more fat

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AlphaNathan 59 points ago +60 / -1

Look no more, fat

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bubadmt 48 points ago +48 / -0

Look fat, no more.

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ThisCharmingManTX 26 points ago +26 / -0

More fat, no look.

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1776ThereIsaidIt 14 points ago +14 / -0

Ook-lay At-fay

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bigdickhangsright 8 points ago +8 / -0

Fat look no more

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bubadmt 5 points ago +5 / -0

No more? Fat, look..

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Elseebee 5 points ago +5 / -0

Fat..wha....wut....what the fuck am I doing here?

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bubadmt 7 points ago +7 / -0

WHY-WHY-WHY-WHY-WHY-WHY-WHY? YOU'RE GETTING NERVOUS MAN!

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AdamBomb 4 points ago +4 / -0

Look, fat, no more.

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MAGAPig 16 points ago +16 / -0

His chin/neck used to look a lot more like Scarecrow in Wizard of Oz, which is perfect. “If I only had a brain...”

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GingerMinky 73 points ago +74 / -1

He’s had a ton of work done!

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Okieshartpostdoke 73 points ago +74 / -1

He doesn't look a day over mummified corpse

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deleted 19 points ago +20 / -1
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EDDIT_IS_CUCKED 11 points ago +11 / -0

Especially not once the supply is cut off!

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DoYouBelieveInMAGA 8 points ago +8 / -0

Synthetic adrenachrome ain't the same.

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Samuel_L_Bronkowitz 16 points ago +17 / -1

Gobble Gobble.

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Zambillians2020 10 points ago +10 / -0

Jive Turkey Joe

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deleted 13 points ago +13 / -0
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operator1214 7 points ago +7 / -0

Maybe he is a wax dummy come to life.

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ComradeSanders 41 points ago +42 / -1

He’s definitely had a face lift.

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lovemylibs 13 points ago +14 / -1

It was a stroke. Works like botox.

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doodaddy 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well in his defense, he didn't get the "Madonna special." Yees!

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Okieshartpostdoke 28 points ago +29 / -1

gotta make sure those kids are hip to his youthfulness and lack of malarkey

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Ithrowawaay 11 points ago +12 / -1

Pushups out back! Let’s go!

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BuddyTheWonderDog 27 points ago +28 / -1

Never thought about Biden having plastic surgery before but yup - a quick search indicates he did just that. And take a look at this disgusting quote:

"You can see the beard hair on his ear," Perry said. "You normally don't have to shave that part of your ear. Joe does." He added that Biden would have to have the procedure repeated to correct the blemishes.

(it is in this article, complete with close-up picture. Yuck. https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/its-obvious-cosmetic-surgeons-say-biden-had-facelift-before-2020-campaign )

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nutup_orshutup 24 points ago +24 / -0

She had surgery to remove the permanent ball marks dented into her chin.

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BeanieBeanTX 9 points ago +9 / -0

Deez chin nutz...Hahahaha.

Her daddy was good to disown/disavow her.

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BackwoodsBarbie78 12 points ago +13 / -1

He was bald as a cue ball 30 years ago. He’s been in the table a few times

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Beef_Vegan 65 points ago +67 / -2

If we don't get an in person debate i'll be so disappointed. Will be the best entertainment I've had in years.

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Q-FeveR- 42 points ago +43 / -1

It shouldn't be an option!

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NvJohansson 17 points ago +18 / -1

It wont be an option, there will be a debate.

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Sumarongi 9 points ago +10 / -1

On zoom?

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Erikabodereka 7 points ago +7 / -0

In person. Imagine Trump’s feed getting cut. Oh no, that sucks.

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BeanieBeanTX 7 points ago +7 / -0

Creepy/Sleepy Joey would get filleted onstage, and would require additional plastic surgery afterward.

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840726 3 points ago +3 / -0

That or Joe's feed gets cut every time he starts to ramble incoherently.

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CovefeefevoC 2 points ago +2 / -0

My concern is a bullpen of a hundred different analysts funneled up to a dozen content producers/writers that then feed into 5 key managers who are feeding the puppeteer who is feeding Joe lines through an ear peace or teleprompter.

F-that.

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Covfefe_Crusader 1 point ago +1 / -0

President Trump should remove all earpieces when he gets on the debate stage and challenge biden to do the same and then call him out and humiliate him for using it for the rest of the debate if he refuses.

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Herecomedatpresident 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's what has already been happening

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NvJohansson 1 point ago +1 / -0

Probably to an empty room but if they can hold their convention that way, they can debate live face to face on tv.

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FakeNametag 9 points ago +11 / -2

I'd also settle for a duel at 20 paces.

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ArchieInTheBunker 2 points ago +2 / -0

Poetry

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jizzcocoon 3 points ago +4 / -1

Seriously. If Pay-Per-View was still a thing (is it?) it would have the draw of Tyson fight in the 90s. $$$

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DittoHead 1 point ago +1 / -0

I could see Trump and his squad showing up at Biden’s basement with a camera asking to debate right there and now.

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nozonozo 31 points ago +33 / -2

OMG, Plugs looks so bad. How long ago was this?

I feel so bad for Biden. He can't think anymore.

Then again, when he could think he couldn't get anything right.

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TriathlonTodd3 13 points ago +14 / -1

This was probably at the inauguration

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nozonozo 11 points ago +12 / -1

Wow, nearly 4 years ago and Biden looks almost dead.

Someone must have paid for some surgeries.

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arentbaby 3 points ago +3 / -0

"We can rebuild him."

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Watermelons 4 points ago +4 / -0

Bless his heart.

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AllTheWayTrump 28 points ago +29 / -1

I was comparing footage of Trump from right around when he won and was taking office to yesterday and it's amazing that he looks better now than when he entered office when every other President seems to age about 10 years every 4 in office.

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Minarchist_Manlet 13 points ago +14 / -1

Yeah I've noticed the same thing. He has more energy and apparently lost weight.

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try4gain 3 points ago +3 / -0

He thrives in hostile competitive environments

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ThePowerOfPrayer 2 points ago +2 / -0

I noticed the same thing and I assumed it's because he's not having to lie every time he addresses the public (and I'm not talking about exaggeration, which POTUS does do at times, but actual lies).

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TennesseeScorpio 19 points ago +20 / -1

A face-to-face debate will be my Super Bowl this year!

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ProphetOfKek 4 points ago +5 / -1

A face-to-face-lift debate.

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swimminginthoughts 15 points ago +16 / -1

CNN: Trump admits to eating elderly citizens.

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killer_of_men 12 points ago +13 / -1

All joking aside, Biden really chose the best doctor to get rid of that hideous turkey neck.

That doctor is probably dead now.

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Modus_Pwninz 12 points ago +13 / -1

Look at how sour fucking Barry is.

Fuck that asshole.

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ComeysPrisonWallet 7 points ago +10 / -3

That look on Bathhouse Barry's face... it's as if he can't get the taste of George Soros' penis out of his mouth.

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GingerMinky 6 points ago +7 / -1

I CANNOT WAIT!!!

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Sumarongi 4 points ago +4 / -0

First thought that came to my mind seeing this

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Mr_Beanths 5 points ago +5 / -0

Look at Barry’s worthless ass.

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NonHunter311 5 points ago +5 / -0

So the downvote shill is back??

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NotADocileLady 4 points ago +4 / -0

Pretty sure thats not the same dude....

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MrMcGreenGenes 4 points ago +5 / -1

Gonna haul 'em up that chain, chop chop, chop, chop.

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Chazzhands 4 points ago +5 / -1

Cmon man. Face lift. Diiid, did you. That’s like me asking you if you had a hair lift. I can do 100 chin ups for my chin. I’d challenge you to a uh, a chin up complication.. a uh chin up commmp, compilation... competition. PERIOD MAN. Ya know if we were in the same high scroll.. school uh.. I’d take you out back and kiisss... kick your... I’m not gonna say it, I’ll get myself in trouble. But you know... the thing.

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Warren_Puffitt 4 points ago +5 / -1

Obama's facial expression: "This motherfucker starts undoing muh legacy tomorrow...fuck. I hoped I would change things.

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MidwestNorsk 4 points ago +5 / -1

Look at the face on that piece of shit Obama. Knowing that attending Trump's inauguration was like attending his own funeral.

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On_a_list_now 4 points ago +5 / -1

“It will be an absolute bloodbath.” -Trump Jr.

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MAGANatsFan 3 points ago +3 / -0

Interesting, some shill came in and downvoted every single comment in this post. What do they think they are accomplishing?

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Ithrowawaay 3 points ago +4 / -1

“Don’t talk to me or my token creepy whitey ever again” -Barry Soetoro

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CoronaT_Virus 3 points ago +4 / -1

“Like Mike Tyson fighting a toddler”

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JuicyfearsMAGA 3 points ago +3 / -0

Face lifts and plugs, hence the nickname

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Sum_devil 2 points ago +2 / -0

I wish he’d gotten a chance to debate Obama on stage. The media would’ve hated seeing their golden child get destroyed bc he finally faced a real pressure for once.

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WakingKnowledge 2 points ago +3 / -1

Trump is gonna need a lot of hot sauce!

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runonce 2 points ago +2 / -0

I want to see the moment, with Biden staring directly into the camera, when he realizes he's in the wrong country, at the wrong time, surrounded by the wrong people, with the wrong message. This is our country, our lives and our families. We will not be handing our country over to an empty headed man and his Marxist handlers. I want to see him walk off that stage afraid and I want his handlers to think twice before they show themselves in public. The mask is off, there are no excuses.

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FUCKTHEDNC 2 points ago +3 / -1

Theoretically speaking.... Trump looks like hidin’ Biden’s oldest son....

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StarGirl 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm surprised Joe has not died on the table going under for his 2020 plastic surgery. But then again he could have just went brain dead...

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MAGASquatch 1 point ago +1 / -0

There is no proof that Joe didn't die on the table... just sayin'.

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Thehumancentipede 2 points ago +4 / -2

They won’t allow trump to “win” the debate. Joe Biden is getting universal praise for his speech last night. It was a low energy speech and nothing special but for joe Biden it’s being considered “amazing”. This is how it will be at the debates too. If he remains standing for an hour he will be the “winner”

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txladyvoter 2 points ago +2 / -0

Not just shark week. Snark week as well.

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ShitComment 2 points ago +2 / -0

Pre facelift

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Batman 2 points ago +2 / -0

We need to stop lowering the bar. Rush Limbaugh was right. We lowered the bar so far that if he didn't shit his pants on stage, everyone would call it a success. Let's tear this guy apart based on his positions.

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slimgeezy 2 points ago +2 / -0

Biden was already slippin at this point. 4 years later....can't even imagine.

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ThePatriotGames2016 2 points ago +2 / -0

where did his turkey neck go?

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Undying 2 points ago +2 / -0

Biden looks at least 98 years old.

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runonce 1 point ago +1 / -0

A truly inspirational message for us all. CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP. This should have more upvotes.

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PropagandaWizard1984 1 point ago +1 / -0

They will never let Biden on the same stage as GEOTUS. They will force a digital only debate and fight to the death to make it happen.

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jsphere256 1 point ago +1 / -0

Biden's misfortune is that his sniff is worse than his succ

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anon572759 1 point ago +1 / -0

Kamala - Hold my pot

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