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AlphaNathan 173 points ago +176 / -3

You get what you vote for

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Kekintosh2020 101 points ago +101 / -0

At this point I think the election fraud in captured terrority is the majority of the votes.

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Pelviskick 60 points ago +60 / -0

Nah, she won fair and square.

Elections are a little different in Chicago. You just have to tally up diversity points. Her opponent was simply Black and a woman. Thats 2 points. Lightfoot is also Black and a woman, but also GAY! Thats 3 points.

Note: they both got additional considerations for being extremely ugly to the point of possibly not being human, but that canceled each other out.

EDIT: Her Opponent Toni Preckwinkle.

https://commons.m.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Toni_Preckwinkle_2015.jpg#mw-jump-to-license

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lerm4comptroller 27 points ago +27 / -0

... WTF Chicago?

Is it required to be a Deep One to run for mayor there?

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Chopblock 7 points ago +7 / -0

A smart comment like this one deserves more updoots!

But if your so smart, why come don’t you know Brawndo is what plants crave?

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FutureMan 2 points ago +2 / -0

It was a smart comment, but I wonder if he understood the game reference.

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Chopblock 4 points ago +4 / -0

For anyone else unaware: The Deep Ones are a legendary, non-human intelligent race which “feature prominently in H.P. Lovecraft’s Cthulhu Mythos”. “Supposedly, they were a dark and vile race of half-men, half-fish creatures, who lurked in the depths of the oceans and harassed the coastlands...”

“«Deep Ones» is a retro arcade-platformer with multigenre parts, inspired by ZX Spectrum, Bioshock and works of H. P. Lovecraft.”

https://monster.fandom.com/wiki/Deep_One

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Ursus 15 points ago +15 / -0

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4F4qzPbcFiA

Her brother is fleet admiral Ackbar.

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Tranny_Fluid 4 points ago +4 / -0

Its a tarp!

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556x45mm 3 points ago +3 / -0

I think Chicago political seats are sold to the highest bidders

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FutureMan 2 points ago +2 / -0

HAHA I hated those things. But the lobstermen were 10x worse.

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Whimpy13 11 points ago +11 / -0

I can totally imagine BabylonBee creating a satire 'Vote for Creature from the Black Lagoon for Mayor-ad'.

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FREEDOM1st 7 points ago +7 / -0

Preckwrinkle

That picture made my preck wrinkle back inside my body.

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RenaissanceOfHope 1 point ago +1 / -0

Preckwinkle was also worse than Lightfoot, calling for rent control and breaking a promise about the soda tax as Cook County President.

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AlphaNathan 49 points ago +49 / -0

And the left managed to bring mail-in voting to the spotlight in 2020. I swear these puppets are freaking stupid. Good for us!

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SkyEater2 21 points ago +21 / -0

No Doubt a huge percentage, basically whatever it takes to get over that finish line, is made up.

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Flipbarryfromreddit 18 points ago +18 / -0

Send in the national guard and drag her ass out of office, to GITMO!!!!!!!!!

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Alpha_plus 8 points ago +8 / -0

Nope. TDS in the inner cities is strong. They would vote in a baked potato with a D on it over a republican in many city districts.

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usuck911 47 points ago +47 / -0

You wanna bet they didn't vote for this thing?

The thing got elected via election fraud and will stay in power because it has put a process in place to ensure deep rooted election fraud will continue to deliver election wins to it and it's party time and time again in the future.

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DixMcCoy 21 points ago +21 / -0

I'm sure many voted, unions with lots of members with large warchests...

I'm also sure they found a 2001 Honda Civic in an airport parking lot with unaccounted for ballots, as well. They were all votes cast for her, funnily enough!

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VetforTrump 5 points ago +5 / -0

That is what Sisolak is doing in nevada with the ballot harvesting law making it legal.

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usuck911 9 points ago +9 / -0
  1. First put in place a system where you can never lose an election.
  2. Subject the electorate to the most barbaric regime in modern times
  3. You and your party continue wining future elections.

in which case only 1776 can break this cycle

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Sumarongi 9 points ago +9 / -0

tHeY haV iNSuRaNCe

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RolandDelacroix 8 points ago +9 / -1

It's not sarcasm, this is literally their mindset.

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GulagDweller 3 points ago +3 / -0

Are we surprised by anything she says or does? As we all know, she also said this during the riots, looting, killing.........:

“Do not pick up arms and try to be the police. If there’s a problem, call 911. I urge people to show strength and do not take matters into your own hands.”

Not only is she the only one that deserves 100% protection, she insists you don't even attempt to protect yourself.

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Southern_Belle 2 points ago +2 / -0

Why doesn't she have a chin?

And why does her left eye bulge like that?

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Picador_20 5 points ago +5 / -0

They look at property the way Governor Cuomo looks at old age pensioners using up all that good air in nursing homes. They feel it's time to remove some of that clutter and debris.

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Irish_Wolfhound 72 points ago +74 / -2

REMOVE HER FROM OFFICE THEN.

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Trooph-Hurts 41 points ago +43 / -2

She deserves to live in the streets like a homeless animal!

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Keiichi81 24 points ago +24 / -0

She already looks the part.

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Desertwhale 7 points ago +7 / -0

She already looks like one.

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JamesSunderland 5 points ago +5 / -0

Exile her to the Misty Mountains!

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OutlawPurpleHairDye 26 points ago +26 / -0

This is Chicago, she would be replaced by an even bigger left wing lunatic. This is the same place where Rahm Emanuel was considered too right wing. They deserve to have a mob of violent leftists destroy the city.

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Irish_Wolfhound 10 points ago +10 / -0

Can't have an urban murder rate if there is no urban 🧠👈

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CousinEddie 10 points ago +10 / -0

It’s a city where everyone hates each other’s guts, right down to the neighborhood level.

The millenials hate themselves and are like children trying to quell to sides of a broken and abusive family. The blacks don’t like anyone, especially other blacks. The Mexicans hate the blacks. The Italians and polish hate blacks and Mexicans. The White millenials loathe themselves.

Go live there for a few years it’s clear as day. It’s called the most segregated city in America for a reason. They openly hate one another and have no qualms about saying it, go to those ethnic neighborhoods you’ll see it.

It’s hilarious that they even try to feign being progressive. It’s nonsense. Total bullshit.

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publ1us 1 point ago +1 / -0

So in other words...

Shitter's full?

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Ithrowawaay 33 points ago +35 / -2

Better yet: how does a face like that get elected mayor of Chicago?!

Oh yeah a black D.

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cuntard 44 points ago +44 / -0

she was a triple diversity affirmative action hire. Black, woman, homosexual. Actually maybe it was 4 if you count mentally retarded...

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Ithrowawaay 18 points ago +18 / -0

The quadfecta!

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Toughsky_Shitsky 3 points ago +3 / -0

Nothing super about that POS.

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1st_Covfefe 8 points ago +8 / -0

You're assuming 2 + 2 = 4 BIGOT!

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Lairdglencairn 2 points ago +2 / -0

Maths is racist!!!!

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DoYouBelieveInMAGA 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wow I just called into work and told them I can't make it I'm literally triggered rn

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Sumarongi 2 points ago +2 / -0

‘White privledge’

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cook_does 6 points ago +6 / -0

Let us not forget the liberal white womans desire to see people with oppression point high scores in office.

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DoYouBelieveInMAGA 3 points ago +4 / -1

imagine her eating pu....

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Lairdglencairn 2 points ago +2 / -0

Someone calls beetle juice momma & I don't mean the wife/husband lol

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AnuraChilopoda 7 points ago +7 / -0

Lightfoot ran against Preckwinkle, who was identical to Lori in every way except for being straight, much more in the bag for the Chicago Teacher's Union, and universally hated for the Cook County soda tax.

They had 13 people and took the top two for the run off.

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RenaissanceOfHope 2 points ago +2 / -0

The only good ones were Paul Vallas and Willie Wilson, and Vallas was the best by far. The powers that be propped up Lightfoot because they were desperate to stop Paul Vallas.

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NewVoatAccountName 17 points ago +17 / -0

The saddest part is, this photo is actually one of the best pictures I've ever seen of her face. Almost every other photo makes her head look more deformed and her eyes appear to bulge much further out.

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Agent_Orange 3 points ago +3 / -0

Please, never use the term "bulge" when referring to this mutt. Thank you.

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NewVoatAccountName 1 point ago +1 / -0

Do you want me to only use "bulge" when talking about Big Mike?

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Agent_Orange 2 points ago +2 / -0

That would certainly be more accurate.

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NewVoatAccountName 1 point ago +1 / -0

So you're saying that World War 2 featured "The Battle of the Big Mike"?

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Ebbie8708 11 points ago +11 / -0

Well, I’ve said it before, she used to be pretty, even lovely. But TDS is one hell of a medical condition or she’s been staring at her wife’s vagina too much. Blech.

But in my search to find a pretty picture of her, I found this and now I can’t unsee

https://lifeslurp.info/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/lori-lightfoot-memes-08.jpg

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cccpneveragain 6 points ago +6 / -0

If she'd just pick a gender and actually dress like it she could downplay the ugly so much. You know, quit trying to dress like a woman in a men's suit with a necklace and earrings. All she's doing is making ugly worse by turning ugly face into an unknown middle ground that is either a really weird man or a really ugly woman.

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CisSiberianOrchestra 6 points ago +6 / -0

Hey, you should know that Admiral Ackbar is considered quite handsome by Mon Calamari standards.

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trumpORbust 2 points ago +2 / -0

Futurama?

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CisSiberianOrchestra 1 point ago +1 / -0

Star Wars.

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lyintedscrews 3 points ago +3 / -0

IT'S A TRAP!

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DoYouBelieveInMAGA 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fried calamari is damn good

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jennyfrutex 34 points ago +34 / -0

This is the same woman who let herself get a haircut after forbidding every other stylist in Chicago to earn a living. Lightfoot is a piece of garbage.

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Houdini 19 points ago +19 / -0

And when called out, claimed she had to look good on TV. She's very consistent in thinking she's better than everyone else.

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jennyfrutex 12 points ago +12 / -0

It would be uncharitable for me to point out that the haircut isn't going to help...

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Houdini 5 points ago +5 / -0

Kek

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sub-collector 1 point ago +1 / -0

woman

HOW DARE YOU TO ASSUME HER GENDER!

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cuntard 26 points ago +26 / -0

does this cunt have fetal alcohol syndrome?

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ScottButNotBaio 5 points ago +5 / -0

Her eyes are social distancing

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Supersaiyanbroly737 19 points ago +19 / -0

Sometimes you should judge a book by its cover.

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AlphaNathan 5 points ago +5 / -0

kek

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Ebbie8708 11 points ago +11 / -0

Chicago might be more crooked and corrupt than DC, which is amazing really tbh

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FlaviusOdo 6 points ago +6 / -0

DC is certainly corrupt. But, Chicago has been known for its corruption forever and then some.

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Lairdglencairn 0 points ago +1 / -1

Just because beetle juice is worth a couple/few million don't mean it's corrupt! Might just be a really good lawyer who also happens to spit the dummy & swear a little bit in council meetings when called out on bullsh1t

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Dahnald2020 4 points ago +4 / -0

Chicago is known for the corrupt Democrat machine that has been running the show there for 80 years

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RolandDelacroix 4 points ago +4 / -0

I talk with them every day, they are much more distracted with TDS. Seriously, they hate orange man so bad they won't even listen to any other problems until he's gone.

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DNC_Ballot_QATeam 3 points ago +4 / -1

I don't think people in Chicago know what it's like to have fair elections. Everything is kickback related and rigged. Same with California. They both made mistakes of voting in Democrat and RINOs who were crooked. That led to a system being exploited.

The FBI and DOJ won't investigate. If they did it would come back with some petty process crime.

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Whatiscrunkcannotdie 1 point ago +1 / -0

Part of the problem is that these self loathing freaks are leaving the city is hoards ans moving to Indiana to fuck that state up, too. We just moved here from Chicago and seeing all these other retards move here to our quiet, conservative suburb and IMMEDIATELY start bitching about makes me sick.

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chesswhilehigh 11 points ago +12 / -1

She is the Emperor Nero of Chicago. Watches from her villa as the city burns. She is also a sexual deviant like Nero. But bringing that up would be too politically incorrect so I’ll not go into it. Ignore what I said!

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LordJudgement18 2 points ago +2 / -0

at least nero could play the harp

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man-with-no_name 9 points ago +9 / -0

These mobs can "peacefully protest" anywhere in the city and she doesn't care and actually encourages it. But as soon as they come to her block and want to peacefully protest all of a sudden its a problem.

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TheRedPlanet 8 points ago +8 / -0

“The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.” Animal farm

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Viewer01 6 points ago +6 / -0

Ahhhh.... behold the fruits of full on diversity. May chicagoans enjoy their cake!

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Eyedaed 6 points ago +6 / -0

Chicago is Gotham.

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Bucktooth34 6 points ago +6 / -0

I can one person be so tone deaf?

She might as well said, let them eat cake!

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Toughsky_Shitsky 6 points ago +6 / -0

She's not tone deaf. She's a black dike .. a three-fer in dem politics. And this is Chicago.

Chicago machine politics will protect her for as long as she cares to rule.

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Keiichi81 5 points ago +5 / -0

"I need to be able to sleep at night with peace of mind that a violent mob won't throw a brick through my window and assault me, but you plebs just need to put up with the BLM rioters threatening your families and businesses. You support black lives, right?! Don't be racist now!"

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TubySarbette 5 points ago +5 / -0

Fuck this cunt, she knows the danger of the violent mob she fomented and is only protecting herself from it.

Such brazen evil

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Yutrahkill 5 points ago +5 / -0

Is anyone surprised after the bullshit she pulled after she shut down all barbershops and salons, and then the next week only she was allowed to get a haircut because she’s “the face of the city and takes her personal hygiene very seriously.”

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Tsujin 3 points ago +3 / -0

Rules for thee.... fucking hypocrites.

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SaltandPepe 4 points ago +4 / -0

"Only my fish tank gets law and order! I won't have these demonstrators tapping on my glass!"

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patslimmy1 4 points ago +4 / -0

Sitting peacefully at home watching pedoflix with her girlfriend. Hey only 21 people were shot in Chicago on a WEDNESDAY.

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RadMaxBTD 3 points ago +3 / -0

At least she got her beauty sleep before posing for this

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jarasan 3 points ago +3 / -0

Beteljuice has her own little protected game board village.

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ChiKAGo 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm a simple man, I see memes mocking Ms. Mayor - I upvote.

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Woefully_Inept 3 points ago +3 / -0

She is an ugly human being on so many levels.

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MAG_n_KAG 3 points ago +3 / -0

Going to get her hair done is like putting lipstick on a pig.

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YOLOSwag_McFartnut 3 points ago +3 / -0

Okay Fishbulb.

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Getfuckedcommietrash 3 points ago +3 / -0

Sooooooooooooo fucking ugly. Inbred crack baby

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Rxking 3 points ago +3 / -0

Can someone get her to admit the protests are not peaceful? Someone ask her why if they’re peaceful she’s banning them on her block? I’m sure she will say it’s right wing terror not antifa and BLM

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Ruinerdown 3 points ago +3 / -0

black lesbo.... that's end game levels of protected class

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Clavis 2 points ago +2 / -0

Bitch is a gargoyle. Straight up.

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pedefromohio 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm genuinely curious - how the fuck do people like this get elected? Is it purely through voting fraud, or some other form?

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bubadmt 2 points ago +2 / -0

If you say Beetlejuice in the mirror at 3 AM three times with your eyes open, Saint Kirby comes out. Be careful!

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Johnny_Treason 2 points ago +2 / -0

What the fuck happened to the once legendary city of Chicago?

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Belleoffreedom 2 points ago +2 / -0

I don't think Chicagoans will take this well.

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DoomieGrunt 2 points ago +2 / -0

What's wrong, Lightfoot? Don't you know these protests are "mostly peaceful"?

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yeahbuddyFspez 2 points ago +2 / -0

This thing has to be a real-life meme, no? It's just...just so unbelievable. All of it.

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MI_MAGA 2 points ago +2 / -0

Serfs of Chicago, worship your butch lesbian matriarch overlord!

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rabbitholed 2 points ago +2 / -0

smokin!!!

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PrairieRaine88 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is what happens when you look for your candidate at the bottom of Lake Michigan.

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txladyvoter 2 points ago +2 / -0

I got an order for you. Step down now while you still can exit with some remote shred of dignity.

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Pravikekec 2 points ago +2 / -0

That’s clearly not human

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1776ThereIsaidIt 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lipstick Lesbians refer to her type as Dipstick lesbians.

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MAGASquatch 2 points ago +2 / -0

The only difference between the Chicago Mayor Lightfoot and the citizens of Chicago (aside from the obvious) is that she is LITERALLY being paid by their tax $ to keep ALL Chicago streets safe.

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ANCsemi 2 points ago +2 / -0

Scum of the earth.

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Dahnald2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

Smooth brain leftists haven't caught on to this yet: SOCIALISM = ALL ANIMALS ARE EQUAL BUT SOME ARE MORE EQUAL THAN OTHERS.