Elections are a little different in Chicago. You just have to tally up diversity points. Her opponent was simply Black and a woman. Thats 2 points. Lightfoot is also Black and a woman, but also GAY! Thats 3 points.
Note: they both got additional considerations for being extremely ugly to the point of possibly not being human, but that canceled each other out.
For anyone else unaware: The Deep Ones are a legendary, non-human intelligent race which “feature prominently in H.P. Lovecraft’s Cthulhu Mythos”. “Supposedly, they were a dark and vile race of half-men, half-fish creatures, who lurked in the depths of the oceans and harassed the coastlands...”
“«Deep Ones» is a retro arcade-platformer with multigenre parts, inspired by ZX Spectrum, Bioshock and works of H. P. Lovecraft.”
The thing got elected via election fraud and will stay in power because it has put a process in place to ensure deep rooted election fraud will continue to deliver election wins to it and it's party time and time again in the future.
I'm sure many voted, unions with lots of members with large warchests...
I'm also sure they found a 2001 Honda Civic in an airport parking lot with unaccounted for ballots, as well. They were all votes cast for her, funnily enough!
Are we surprised by anything she says or does? As we all know, she also said this during the riots, looting, killing.........:
“Do not pick up arms and try to be the police. If there’s a problem, call 911. I urge people to show strength and do not take matters into your own hands.”
Not only is she the only one that deserves 100% protection, she insists you don't even attempt to protect yourself.
They look at property the way Governor Cuomo looks at old age pensioners using up all that good air in nursing homes. They feel it's time to remove some of that clutter and debris.
This is Chicago, she would be replaced by an even bigger left wing lunatic. This is the same place where Rahm Emanuel was considered too right wing. They deserve to have a mob of violent leftists destroy the city.
It’s a city where everyone hates each other’s guts, right down to the neighborhood level.
The millenials hate themselves and are like children trying to quell to sides of a broken and abusive family. The blacks don’t like anyone, especially other blacks. The Mexicans hate the blacks. The Italians and polish hate blacks and Mexicans. The White millenials loathe themselves.
Go live there for a few years it’s clear as day. It’s called the most segregated city in America for a reason. They openly hate one another and have no qualms about saying it, go to those ethnic neighborhoods you’ll see it.
It’s hilarious that they even try to feign being progressive. It’s nonsense. Total bullshit.
Lightfoot ran against Preckwinkle, who was identical to Lori in every way except for being straight, much more in the bag for the Chicago Teacher's Union, and universally hated for the Cook County soda tax.
They had 13 people and took the top two for the run off.
The only good ones were Paul Vallas and Willie Wilson, and Vallas was the best by far. The powers that be propped up Lightfoot because they were desperate to stop Paul Vallas.
The saddest part is, this photo is actually one of the best pictures I've ever seen of her face. Almost every other photo makes her head look more deformed and her eyes appear to bulge much further out.
Well, I’ve said it before, she used to be pretty, even lovely. But TDS is one hell of a medical condition or she’s been staring at her wife’s vagina too much. Blech.
But in my search to find a pretty picture of her, I found this and now I can’t unsee
If she'd just pick a gender and actually dress like it she could downplay the ugly so much. You know, quit trying to dress like a woman in a men's suit with a necklace and earrings. All she's doing is making ugly worse by turning ugly face into an unknown middle ground that is either a really weird man or a really ugly woman.
This is the same woman who let herself get a haircut after forbidding every other stylist in Chicago to earn a living. Lightfoot is a piece of garbage.
Just because beetle juice is worth a couple/few million don't mean it's corrupt! Might just be a really good lawyer who also happens to spit the dummy & swear a little bit in council meetings when called out on bullsh1t
I talk with them every day, they are much more distracted with TDS. Seriously, they hate orange man so bad they won't even listen to any other problems until he's gone.
I don't think people in Chicago know what it's like to have fair elections. Everything is kickback related and rigged. Same with California. They both made mistakes of voting in Democrat and RINOs who were crooked. That led to a system being exploited.
The FBI and DOJ won't investigate. If they did it would come back with some petty process crime.
Part of the problem is that these self loathing freaks are leaving the city is hoards ans moving to Indiana to fuck that state up, too. We just moved here from Chicago and seeing all these other retards move here to our quiet, conservative suburb and IMMEDIATELY start bitching about makes me sick.
She is the Emperor Nero of Chicago. Watches from her villa as the city burns. She is also a sexual deviant like Nero. But bringing that up would be too politically incorrect so I’ll not go into it. Ignore what I said!
These mobs can "peacefully protest" anywhere in the city and she doesn't care and actually encourages it. But as soon as they come to her block and want to peacefully protest all of a sudden its a problem.
“The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.” Animal farm
"I need to be able to sleep at night with peace of mind that a violent mob won't throw a brick through my window and assault me, but you plebs just need to put up with the BLM rioters threatening your families and businesses. You support black lives, right?! Don't be racist now!"
Is anyone surprised after the bullshit she pulled after she shut down all barbershops and salons, and then the next week only she was allowed to get a haircut because she’s “the face of the city and takes her personal hygiene very seriously.”
Can someone get her to admit the protests are not peaceful? Someone ask her why if they’re peaceful she’s banning them on her block? I’m sure she will say it’s right wing terror not antifa and BLM
The only difference between the Chicago Mayor Lightfoot and the citizens of Chicago (aside from the obvious) is that she is LITERALLY being paid by their tax $ to keep ALL Chicago streets safe.
You get what you vote for
At this point I think the election fraud in captured terrority is the majority of the votes.
Nah, she won fair and square.
Elections are a little different in Chicago. You just have to tally up diversity points. Her opponent was simply Black and a woman. Thats 2 points. Lightfoot is also Black and a woman, but also GAY! Thats 3 points.
Note: they both got additional considerations for being extremely ugly to the point of possibly not being human, but that canceled each other out.
EDIT: Her Opponent Toni Preckwinkle.
https://commons.m.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Toni_Preckwinkle_2015.jpg#mw-jump-to-license
... WTF Chicago?
Is it required to be a Deep One to run for mayor there?
A smart comment like this one deserves more updoots!
But if your so smart, why come don’t you know Brawndo is what plants crave?
It was a smart comment, but I wonder if he understood the game reference.
For anyone else unaware: The Deep Ones are a legendary, non-human intelligent race which “feature prominently in H.P. Lovecraft’s Cthulhu Mythos”. “Supposedly, they were a dark and vile race of half-men, half-fish creatures, who lurked in the depths of the oceans and harassed the coastlands...”
“«Deep Ones» is a retro arcade-platformer with multigenre parts, inspired by ZX Spectrum, Bioshock and works of H. P. Lovecraft.”
https://monster.fandom.com/wiki/Deep_One
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4F4qzPbcFiA
Her brother is fleet admiral Ackbar.
Its a tarp!
I think Chicago political seats are sold to the highest bidders
HAHA I hated those things. But the lobstermen were 10x worse.
I can totally imagine BabylonBee creating a satire 'Vote for Creature from the Black Lagoon for Mayor-ad'.
That picture made my preck wrinkle back inside my body.
Preckwinkle was also worse than Lightfoot, calling for rent control and breaking a promise about the soda tax as Cook County President.
And the left managed to bring mail-in voting to the spotlight in 2020. I swear these puppets are freaking stupid. Good for us!
No Doubt a huge percentage, basically whatever it takes to get over that finish line, is made up.
Send in the national guard and drag her ass out of office, to GITMO!!!!!!!!!
Nope. TDS in the inner cities is strong. They would vote in a baked potato with a D on it over a republican in many city districts.
You wanna bet they didn't vote for this thing?
The thing got elected via election fraud and will stay in power because it has put a process in place to ensure deep rooted election fraud will continue to deliver election wins to it and it's party time and time again in the future.
I'm sure many voted, unions with lots of members with large warchests...
I'm also sure they found a 2001 Honda Civic in an airport parking lot with unaccounted for ballots, as well. They were all votes cast for her, funnily enough!
That is what Sisolak is doing in nevada with the ballot harvesting law making it legal.
in which case only 1776 can break this cycle
tHeY haV iNSuRaNCe
It's not sarcasm, this is literally their mindset.
Are we surprised by anything she says or does? As we all know, she also said this during the riots, looting, killing.........:
“Do not pick up arms and try to be the police. If there’s a problem, call 911. I urge people to show strength and do not take matters into your own hands.”
Not only is she the only one that deserves 100% protection, she insists you don't even attempt to protect yourself.
Why doesn't she have a chin?
And why does her left eye bulge like that?
They look at property the way Governor Cuomo looks at old age pensioners using up all that good air in nursing homes. They feel it's time to remove some of that clutter and debris.
REMOVE HER FROM OFFICE THEN.
She deserves to live in the streets like a homeless animal!
She already looks the part.
She already looks like one.
Exile her to the Misty Mountains!
This is Chicago, she would be replaced by an even bigger left wing lunatic. This is the same place where Rahm Emanuel was considered too right wing. They deserve to have a mob of violent leftists destroy the city.
Can't have an urban murder rate if there is no urban 🧠👈
It’s a city where everyone hates each other’s guts, right down to the neighborhood level.
The millenials hate themselves and are like children trying to quell to sides of a broken and abusive family. The blacks don’t like anyone, especially other blacks. The Mexicans hate the blacks. The Italians and polish hate blacks and Mexicans. The White millenials loathe themselves.
Go live there for a few years it’s clear as day. It’s called the most segregated city in America for a reason. They openly hate one another and have no qualms about saying it, go to those ethnic neighborhoods you’ll see it.
It’s hilarious that they even try to feign being progressive. It’s nonsense. Total bullshit.
So in other words...
Shitter's full?
Better yet: how does a face like that get elected mayor of Chicago?!
Oh yeah a black D.
she was a triple diversity affirmative action hire. Black, woman, homosexual. Actually maybe it was 4 if you count mentally retarded...
The quadfecta!
Nothing super about that POS.
You're assuming 2 + 2 = 4 BIGOT!
Maths is racist!!!!
Wow I just called into work and told them I can't make it I'm literally triggered rn
‘White privledge’
Let us not forget the liberal white womans desire to see people with oppression point high scores in office.
imagine her eating pu....
Someone calls beetle juice momma & I don't mean the wife/husband lol
Lightfoot ran against Preckwinkle, who was identical to Lori in every way except for being straight, much more in the bag for the Chicago Teacher's Union, and universally hated for the Cook County soda tax.
They had 13 people and took the top two for the run off.
The only good ones were Paul Vallas and Willie Wilson, and Vallas was the best by far. The powers that be propped up Lightfoot because they were desperate to stop Paul Vallas.
The saddest part is, this photo is actually one of the best pictures I've ever seen of her face. Almost every other photo makes her head look more deformed and her eyes appear to bulge much further out.
Please, never use the term "bulge" when referring to this mutt. Thank you.
Do you want me to only use "bulge" when talking about Big Mike?
That would certainly be more accurate.
So you're saying that World War 2 featured "The Battle of the Big Mike"?
Well, I’ve said it before, she used to be pretty, even lovely. But TDS is one hell of a medical condition or she’s been staring at her wife’s vagina too much. Blech.
But in my search to find a pretty picture of her, I found this and now I can’t unsee
https://lifeslurp.info/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/lori-lightfoot-memes-08.jpg
If she'd just pick a gender and actually dress like it she could downplay the ugly so much. You know, quit trying to dress like a woman in a men's suit with a necklace and earrings. All she's doing is making ugly worse by turning ugly face into an unknown middle ground that is either a really weird man or a really ugly woman.
Hey, you should know that Admiral Ackbar is considered quite handsome by Mon Calamari standards.
Futurama?
Star Wars.
IT'S A TRAP!
Fried calamari is damn good
This is the same woman who let herself get a haircut after forbidding every other stylist in Chicago to earn a living. Lightfoot is a piece of garbage.
And when called out, claimed she had to look good on TV. She's very consistent in thinking she's better than everyone else.
It would be uncharitable for me to point out that the haircut isn't going to help...
Kek
HOW DARE YOU TO ASSUME HER GENDER!
does this cunt have fetal alcohol syndrome?
Her eyes are social distancing
Sometimes you should judge a book by its cover.
kek
Chicago might be more crooked and corrupt than DC, which is amazing really tbh
DC is certainly corrupt. But, Chicago has been known for its corruption forever and then some.
Just because beetle juice is worth a couple/few million don't mean it's corrupt! Might just be a really good lawyer who also happens to spit the dummy & swear a little bit in council meetings when called out on bullsh1t
Chicago is known for the corrupt Democrat machine that has been running the show there for 80 years
I talk with them every day, they are much more distracted with TDS. Seriously, they hate orange man so bad they won't even listen to any other problems until he's gone.
I don't think people in Chicago know what it's like to have fair elections. Everything is kickback related and rigged. Same with California. They both made mistakes of voting in Democrat and RINOs who were crooked. That led to a system being exploited.
The FBI and DOJ won't investigate. If they did it would come back with some petty process crime.
Part of the problem is that these self loathing freaks are leaving the city is hoards ans moving to Indiana to fuck that state up, too. We just moved here from Chicago and seeing all these other retards move here to our quiet, conservative suburb and IMMEDIATELY start bitching about makes me sick.
She is the Emperor Nero of Chicago. Watches from her villa as the city burns. She is also a sexual deviant like Nero. But bringing that up would be too politically incorrect so I’ll not go into it. Ignore what I said!
at least nero could play the harp
These mobs can "peacefully protest" anywhere in the city and she doesn't care and actually encourages it. But as soon as they come to her block and want to peacefully protest all of a sudden its a problem.
“The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.” Animal farm
Ahhhh.... behold the fruits of full on diversity. May chicagoans enjoy their cake!
Chicago is Gotham.
I can one person be so tone deaf?
She might as well said, let them eat cake!
She's not tone deaf. She's a black dike .. a three-fer in dem politics. And this is Chicago.
Chicago machine politics will protect her for as long as she cares to rule.
"I need to be able to sleep at night with peace of mind that a violent mob won't throw a brick through my window and assault me, but you plebs just need to put up with the BLM rioters threatening your families and businesses. You support black lives, right?! Don't be racist now!"
Fuck this cunt, she knows the danger of the violent mob she fomented and is only protecting herself from it.
Such brazen evil
Is anyone surprised after the bullshit she pulled after she shut down all barbershops and salons, and then the next week only she was allowed to get a haircut because she’s “the face of the city and takes her personal hygiene very seriously.”
Rules for thee.... fucking hypocrites.
"Only my fish tank gets law and order! I won't have these demonstrators tapping on my glass!"
Sitting peacefully at home watching pedoflix with her girlfriend. Hey only 21 people were shot in Chicago on a WEDNESDAY.
At least she got her beauty sleep before posing for this
Beteljuice has her own little protected game board village.
I'm a simple man, I see memes mocking Ms. Mayor - I upvote.
She is an ugly human being on so many levels.
Going to get her hair done is like putting lipstick on a pig.
Okay Fishbulb.
Sooooooooooooo fucking ugly. Inbred crack baby
Can someone get her to admit the protests are not peaceful? Someone ask her why if they’re peaceful she’s banning them on her block? I’m sure she will say it’s right wing terror not antifa and BLM
black lesbo.... that's end game levels of protected class
Bitch is a gargoyle. Straight up.
I'm genuinely curious - how the fuck do people like this get elected? Is it purely through voting fraud, or some other form?
If you say Beetlejuice in the mirror at 3 AM three times with your eyes open, Saint Kirby comes out. Be careful!
What the fuck happened to the once legendary city of Chicago?
I don't think Chicagoans will take this well.
What's wrong, Lightfoot? Don't you know these protests are "mostly peaceful"?
This thing has to be a real-life meme, no? It's just...just so unbelievable. All of it.
Serfs of Chicago, worship your butch lesbian matriarch overlord!
smokin!!!
This is what happens when you look for your candidate at the bottom of Lake Michigan.
I got an order for you. Step down now while you still can exit with some remote shred of dignity.
That’s clearly not human
Lipstick Lesbians refer to her type as Dipstick lesbians.
The only difference between the Chicago Mayor Lightfoot and the citizens of Chicago (aside from the obvious) is that she is LITERALLY being paid by their tax $ to keep ALL Chicago streets safe.
Scum of the earth.
Smooth brain leftists haven't caught on to this yet: SOCIALISM = ALL ANIMALS ARE EQUAL BUT SOME ARE MORE EQUAL THAN OTHERS.