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5 golf carts?
4 actually. One of the people in the rally is just an 80yr old trying to get to Country Kitchen Buffet.
hahahhahahhaa... probably
Right. They all just started following the first guy cuz they thought he was on his way to the breakfast buffet.
Or they knew what time Delmar was going to the buffet and thought it was a good way to inflate their numbers by 20%.
Kek
Where they will promptly die of covid induced dehydration guaranteeing they're democratic vote for the next 50 years
Their biscuits and gravy are to die for. At that age, I question how wise it is to eat a big plate full of pork gravy and cooked buttermilk dough with fried sausages, LOL
Not that I won't be doing the same...
At that age, it's very wise.
Once you get past, say, 70 or so, you've finished the race. You can either choose to keep taking more laps around the track to prove you've still got it, or you can hang up your number and go over to the refreshment tent for your reward.
"Hot damn, traffic today is so awful!"
Okay, I chuckled.
The image of 5 golf carts is funny but there were probably a couple hundred.
https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2020/08/21/villages-retirement-community-holds-golf-cart-parade-joe-biden/
Sad.
True, this is a huge reason why IL is failing from all their pensions.
Instead of retirees staying in IL and contributing their pensions into the local economy and paying high taxes, the retirees are moving to Florida and Arizona and spending their entire pensions there, so IL pays all this tax money to them and IL does not see a single cent of that tax money back.
I am sure it is similar in any high tax state. If you were about to retire in a fat pension, wouldn't you move to a state where you can stretch that pension the furthest? Shit, when I retire, I am pulling a Kanye and buying a fat ranch Wyoming or Nebraska or whatever.
What else to say? Dem Boomers on the dole begging Uncle Joe for a bigger handout.
Is this that white privilege I hear about every so often? I got an honorary white person recently from a friend. How do I apply for a golf cart?
For most people, elections are just sporting events: you root for the team your family always supported and hope for the best. They don't see, understand, or care about the impact of the people they elect. There is nothing you can do. It would be like telling a Steelers or Pistons fan that they are incorrect. Our media has tuned democracy into a game - it's a fault of Western civilization.
Too true. Reminds me of mock presidential elections back in middle school.
Any kids vote came down to: (1) Who did your parents vote for? (2) Do you like your parents?
"My parents voted Bush, but I'm mad at my mom, so I'm voting for Gore".
Too many people never move beyond the political thought of a child.
For perspective they got 300 golf carts at a 60000 homes
Having visited the villages a few times. This comment says it all. That place is nuts with golf carts. At least every house has one. You can see a thousand of them at one of their parking lots for the stores there.
For sure.
Villages is MAGA country anyways.
Trump also had a golf cart parade in The Villages, to be fair.
To be more fair, there were dozens of MAGA carts and it wasn’t pathetic.
Villages is definitely MAGA country.
...and some yachts too. ;)
We are actually having a golf cart rally for Trump in Rockport TX on the 5th of September.
Also, we will be having a boat parade as well.
Both will be high energy.
I can guarantee that.
I'll post pictures/video after the events.
You should set up ramps so you can jump the boats with the golf carts.
Or if you feel more adventurous, jump the golf carts with the boats
Just make sure you have rings of fire on each end
DO A BARREL ROLL
Yessssss
No weak golf carts allowed.
God bless Texas indeed
what in the cinnamon toast fuck meme
I'm shocked they took time out from their lemon parties.
Now, let's see if Trump Supporters start shouting slurs at these people like they did when Trump supporters did their thing.
Ref: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLgyJBUaNVg
"...trump supporter shouts white power"
"Trump supporter teases crazy people."
But really why the fuck not shout white power? They toss around black and alphabet people power all the damn time
I missed that part. I was talking about the nasty crowd interfering with the parade. I wonder how many heart attacks happened that day?
If any of the fucking nut bags protesting survived, not enough.
Unintentionally hilarious.
Alternative headline: "Pedophile parade in The Villages"
How sad is it that we can actually make assumptions about who and what people fuck based on their political views?
Talk about low energy..
The villages is Trump country https://www.tampabay.com/florida-politics/2017/10/05/still-booming-with-retirees-the-villages-gives-trump-gop-edge-in-florida/
Bust out the Guinness Book of World Records
Now the people in The Villages know who NOT to play golf with.
I remember when the Villages has a golf cart rally for Trump and all the old VD riddled seniors started shouting at them and acting like fools.
By the way did you know The Villages has one of the highest STD rates on Florida?
Retired people only want one thing and it's disgusting ...
My dog has been leaving Biden support piles out back too.
THE WALLS ARE CLOSING IN
Anyone remember the video of some drunk guy who looked like Joe Biden singing "The Villages" song? I remember.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmRXH7RkCZQ
Biden still has not denied this is him.
Retired NYC filth.
Is this satire? CLOWN WORLD.
Saw Desantis do a speech in the villages. The Villages is like 99 to 1 ok in favor of Trump.
Ive seen exactly one Biden sign.
That said, I typically avoid the city and 'blue areas'.
that was yesterday. this is how it ended
https://streamable.com/pl5llr
"Where are we going?" ..... "Wait I though you knew"
And somehow this is newsworthy and the MSM will dedicate 12 hours to covering it tonight.
I am completely surrounded by The Villages as they have taken over my entire county. Villages is very MAGA. One of the biggest Trump and GOP strongholds in the state. It's pretty much the only good thing about being near the Villages.
You know there's only five, because if there were more, they'd be showing them.
Can't wait for the Trump golf cart rally in response.
Not surprising, because The Villages is full if damn yankees
Thought this was a story from the Babylon Bee.
fake. A true Biden crowd would be driving in small circles and forgetting where they are
Powerful. Inspiring.
And those are just the mini golf players.
To be followed by a Soft-On Contest!
Gay people.... between giggles... are calling this fucking gay...
Wow thuper cool gais
drastically low energy
The Villages did a Trump Run and that's where the "white supremacist" said white power after being called a Nazi over and over by screeching commies.
I want a Trump themed golf cart!
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/95/23/e8/9523e841a2be92e5e80b1a81f25fb240.jpg
5 carts but how many clowns in each?
Please clap!
Fucking stop with the fucking screenshots you dicks.
https://twitter.com/RobertShermanTV/status/1296830345388711936
I personally prefer screen grabs. Easier to save and share. I have zero desire to visit twitter.
And yet you missed the hilarious video of them driving around.
Also hiding in echo chambers is how you let leftists win.