I identify as a 5.56×45mm bullet and prefer to be fired from an AR-15. My purpose is to be consumed in order to move through commies. I like to go BRRR.
I literally tried to put this on my tax stamp for my silencer. The gun store employees loved me instantly And hoisted me on their shoulders and took me outside and spun me around In the office chair and tied cardboard wings to my arms so I could transition
Thank you! as a black lesbian attack helicopter named raekwon, I was so offended I wasn't represented at the 2020 DNC. (Bonus marxist points if you say all my pronouns like, "a pimp named slickback"
This just reminds me of the time that the DNC tried to celebrate vets at the convention and they ended up putting a picture of RUSSIAN WARSHIPS up.
Anyone should have instantly recognized these as Russian. Russian hardware always looks Russian - even the goddamned space ships they make are instantly identifiable as "not of the west".
I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
Hi brother! I'm a CH-47 Chinook. I deliver commies from 10k ft in bulk.
You apaches and chinooks are always overshadowing we consumer grade quad rotor drones and I'm sick of it! You don't speak for us! REEEEEEEE!!!
Chinook, now you're talking it's a commie cattle truck
I identify as a 5.56×45mm bullet and prefer to be fired from an AR-15. My purpose is to be consumed in order to move through commies. I like to go BRRR.
Mmmm, talk dirty to me
I identify as a fully automatic rifle. I'm being suppressed by Unconstitutional Gun Laws. Let my people be free!
Fully Automatic Rifles Matter!
FARM
I'm being suppressed by my barrel attachment! I need to get it removed so I can be loud and proud!
Cheer up quad rotor. You can carry a nice minigun to assist us big birds in chopping commies to smaller pieces.
Ill take one order please! :0
good call. Chinooks have the most capacity so it's less taking off.
I'm a Commanche. They defunded me a long time ago because I can kill commies and get the F out of Dodge before they even knew I was in Dodge. :(
Either way, you have a greater connection to Native Americans than Elizabeth Warren.
Factually correct 👆🏼👆🏼👆🏼🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
This is fake... no way the dnc had American flags onstage. Def photoshopped
This photo was just taken before they burned the flags.
Blackhawk Lives Matter!
Black Rotors Matter!
Lauren Southern is one hot dude attack helicopter.
The only man I would ever go gay for.
This can't be real.
spez: It is. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2YhyNqXWqiU
Haven't seen pics in a while but her sister was extremely white-trash hot.
https://thedonald.win/p/GvB62ngM/x/c/15JTkaGwZE
Whaaaaaat?!
starts reading
You weren't kidding. I think I'm with PJW on this one. Sad.
https://thedonald.win/p/GvB62ngM/x/c/15JTkaGwZE
Hilarious. I remember here getting ousted for being a mud shark. Big oof for the new daddy.
Before believing what is being claimed here, look for yourself and form your own opinion.
Here is her channel, she has two newer videos:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCla6APLHX6W3FeNLc8PYuvg/videos
She's a mother now, and was focusing on her family more than politics for a while, but is starting to become active again.
Not to say that the quoted claim is incorrect, but I would suggest it is an exaggeration.
You should see his sister.
I had totally forgotten about her. It looks like she's making a documentary about the recent riots https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1yxVAGK-YQ
It seems so.
ApacheLivesMatter
Literally rotating right now.
White flight 😅
HELICOPTER LIVES MATTER!
I identify as a Fairchild Republic A-10 Thunderbolt II. I'm an oldie, but when the gun spins up you better fucking duck!
Does that logo say 'Death to Wisconsin?'
I thought it was Death 2 Alaska
Why does "America" in "zero" looks like a BML fist???
EDIT: Ah, it's a silhouette of Milwaukee. Than again, was it coincidence?
That would be the state of Wisconsin which is where the DNC is this year.
They didn't once mention the basic rights of mermaids. That's racist! Systemic racism!
Ackshually, they did:
BEHOLD THE MERMAID KING-QUEEN
checkmate, gromphshhhhhsffdfdfsax
Hard to believe that really happened. 😂
I don't even ask anymore: it I have to wonder if Dems did THAT, then Dems did THAT.
The sad part is they did. They really did.
That's not a purebread Apache! You bigots are appropriating eurocopter-kin! REEEEE!
I literally tried to put this on my tax stamp for my silencer. The gun store employees loved me instantly And hoisted me on their shoulders and took me outside and spun me around In the office chair and tied cardboard wings to my arms so I could transition
Man, as CH47 Chinook I'm disappointed, I expect better from our politicians.
Whirr voice is being silenced!
The fact that Creepy Joe conveniently fails to mention riots, China or lock-downs says it all. Typical "America Last" political swamp creature.
I’m just shocked that they didn’t burn their token American flags.
Personally I thought the DNC did a splendid job representing bigots.
Perfect Thread!
Blue Thunder, checking in
In all seriousness, the smallest minority is the individual. Conservatives and libertarians are more for minorities than collectivist liberals.
Thank you! as a black lesbian attack helicopter named raekwon, I was so offended I wasn't represented at the 2020 DNC. (Bonus marxist points if you say all my pronouns like, "a pimp named slickback"
This just reminds me of the time that the DNC tried to celebrate vets at the convention and they ended up putting a picture of RUSSIAN WARSHIPS up.
Anyone should have instantly recognized these as Russian. Russian hardware always looks Russian - even the goddamned space ships they make are instantly identifiable as "not of the west".
The smallest minority is the individual.
ground resonance ftl, gyrocopter lives matter!
I identify as a bank vault and it’s within my bank vault rights to receive gold bullion from the government.
His
Not even satire 🤣
Oh right, I forgot half of us sexually identify as an attack helicopter.
Honestly the air force is racist... So many grey helicopters... Not many blue
Attack chopper with the hot mic, watch out
Get to tha choppaaaa
I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
That is not an AH-64 Apache... it looks like a French Tiger... yet I am not entirely sure. Pedantics uber alles!!!
Roll D20 for charisma check.
Gamers: Am I a joke to you?
We gotta really push hard for that helicopter vote! all helicopters matter
That's because for them, bigots are the MAJORITY.
why are there flags? Democrats would have the Antifag and BLM flags.