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Unapologist 12 points ago +12 / -0

I voted for Obama.

I was wrong.

The party left me and kept going.

Now they call me a deplorable because I didn't go further left.

Then they came back to forcefully shove me further to the right.

Now here I am.

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RegularAmerican 3 points ago +3 / -0

Dude it's ok. Your other choices were a McCain and Romney pretty much. Both peices of shit in their own right.

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Unapologist 3 points ago +3 / -0

I was an atheist activist. It still feels like I'm the only sober person in the car and nobody lets me drive. Except now it's more like we're all on the same bus with the drunk and at least everyone acknowledges it now, but then you're all still okay with him driving off a cliff because if you die you go to heaven, and hey, he hasn't done that and killed all his passengers yet this week, so why not give him another chance.

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AngryAsian 6 points ago +6 / -0

I'm lowkey thinking all this is happening BECAUSE we didn't bitch every day. We might not have even needed to force Trump out of being a billionaire playboy to save America IF we had bitched every day until the Muslim terrorist and his trannie wife were gone.

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Loiuzein 1 point ago +1 / -0

The problem is that we aren't bitches. We're problem solvers. If it came time to bitch, we'd just solve the problem, and for some reason everyone thinks that's bad.

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AngryAsian 1 point ago +1 / -0

Did we solve the problem? If Trump hadn't all of a sudden decided to save us all would the problem be solved? Pretty sure it may have been Marco Rubio or Jeb Bush against Hillary. I'm just saying, you can't always bet on a billionaire who somehow actually gives a shit about America deciding to come out of semi-retirement to be hated 24/7 by his former friends and news media.

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Loiuzein 1 point ago +1 / -0

You're totally right. I meant to half-jokingly imply that when it gets to the point that "we" feel the need to do something, it can get pretty rowdy. Pew pew and all that.

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AngryAsian 2 points ago +2 / -0

All I'm saying is that unfortunately conservatives (I mean that loosely as anybody right of socialist sanders with a brain) are terrible at organizing. Think about it, the left has so many PAC's and "nonprofit" activist organizations that we're at a point where we can't fight back unless people do actually stand up. If a leftist is arrested for doing something stupid, they're immediately bailed out and there's a gofundme set up. If a Proud Boy is arrested, they're fucked. So while I'm not necessarily calling it crying like a bitch, I'm just saying we need to step up and actually put ourselves out there or it'll never end.

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JackOfDiamonds 1 point ago +1 / -0

Also true: if Biden wins I'm not going to actively hope that the country descends into chaos, violence, and economic depression just to prove that I was right. And in return the brats on the left need to accept well in advance that one day It'll be another Republican in again and we're not going to listen to this "OMG I know I said this last time, but trust me, this time he really is literally Hitler you guys" shit again.

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MythArcana 1 point ago +1 / -0

I didn't vote for any candidates on the two Obama elections. I thought I lost my mind at the time, but I could not vote for Romney or McCain in good faith.

We sat quietly for 8 years waiting for this turd to leave office, now we know the immense damage that Islamic fuckhead did to America and we're pissed off!

No more sleepy time!

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never_forget_seth 1 point ago +1 / -0

In the defense of people like me who did vote for Obama, it was either him or McCain/Romney. In hindsight, what a shitty shitty choice. Of course I was a blinded liberal back then so I wasn't ready for any truth. Trump came along at just the right time for me.