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😜👍 @Denlesks - I asked my mailman his thoughts on mail-in ballots and he said, “The tenets of social justice require robust equity in access and expression of a mosaic of political ideologies ensuring thriving inclusion of all.” We embraced and I wept. Then he handed me the neighbor’s mail. (twitter.com)
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– IncredibleMrE1 15 points ago +15 / -0

Spectacular.

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– KuzoKevin 6 points ago +6 / -0

Indeed.

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– DNC_Ballot_QATeam 4 points ago +5 / -1

After I click a post that includes a Tweet, I can barely scroll down on the page. It gets hung on the tweet. This wasn't an issue before.

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– GoldenPotatoRequiem 2 points ago +2 / -0

Your computer is protecting you from all the likely lefty shit below it.

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– branash13 4 points ago +4 / -0

I am a mailman and this just made me laugh the fuck out loud!

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– the_shootist 4 points ago +4 / -0

Don't forget: And then everyone clapped

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– MrSir 3 points ago +3 / -0

But was the mailman a black former goldfish?

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– Fabius 2 points ago +2 / -0

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Bravo. That's clever shit. Good satire.

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– VetforTrump 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nice

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