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Liberty_Prime 352 points ago +354 / -2

Everyone who opposes my criminal behavior is a racist.

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BattleToad8999 37 points ago +37 / -0

The meme has become manifest. Kek be praised.

Hey that's my bike!

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Ask_If_Im_A_Cactus 34 points ago +34 / -0

Many years ago, when my (lol actually, now that I think about it, diverse) group of friends would yell out HEY THAT'S MY BIKE to riders when we were in the city.

Twice the riders dropped the bike and ran.

Also side note, I never thought of my friend group as diverse because there were hispanics, a black dude and white people too. Thanks leftists for making it weird, you motherless fucks.

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bonesaw_mcgraw 11 points ago +11 / -0

Had a wacky dude claim I was riding his bike and start chasing me last week lmao

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IcedCovfefe 9 points ago +9 / -0

Are you a cactus?

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WhatWouldTrumpDoMAGA 20 points ago +20 / -0

old jokes never die,

unlike fentanyl junkies!

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LinconChurchill 4 points ago +4 / -0

Kek

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Proda 3 points ago +3 / -0

It isn't. It's one of the best comedies ever.

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glow-operator-2-0 1 point ago +2 / -1

It sounds like porno, but it's actually just Blaxploitation (everyone is clothed).

YouTube has the whole feature uploaded by fans (it's free). Not sure if Vimeo has it. I should rip it and put it up on Bitchute, just because.

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Proda 5 points ago +5 / -0

A timeless classic. Everytime I get a gf I show it to them as a test to figure out if they're good for a long term relationship.

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glow-operator-2-0 1 point ago +2 / -1

LOL - nice test.

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The_Litehaus_Abides 4 points ago +4 / -0

Holy shit, hahaha. Here it is, but the sound is awful.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=soXkFMO4ixI

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The1776Man 4 points ago +4 / -0

And they say black panther was the first black superhero movie.

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LinconChurchill 3 points ago +3 / -0

Kek! my sides.

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glow-operator-2-0 2 points ago +3 / -1

LOL yaaaaassir

I think it was the transfer from the original (not necessarily a high quality master) so you just get what you get.

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drsowells1fan 9 points ago +9 / -0

An aspiring arkyteck....I was looking at them moldings.

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KekistanPM 11 points ago +11 / -0

In your defense it's not hard. Just make up any fact you want, and then use your emotions and creativity to perform the mental gymnastics to make it true; even if you redefine words or make up your own words.

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Testtest007 4 points ago +4 / -0

Cause You OD’d!

Sad!

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jokementum 6 points ago +6 / -0

Time to run for office

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stratocaster_patriot 3 points ago +3 / -0

Anyone who hates my nasal shrill voice or my meanness is a mysogynist.

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redgreenyellowblu 2 points ago +2 / -0

Anyone who hates my fronthole is transmisogynist. Get up on my level.

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OnlySlightlyNaughty 2 points ago +2 / -0

Liberal stole my bike!

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OutlawPurpleHairDye 34 points ago +34 / -0

At what point do good people push back against this insanity? We're clearly not there yet.

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Mona1950 20 points ago +20 / -0

Getting there, I hate to say it, but they are pushing for it hard.

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BingBongChina 9 points ago +10 / -1

Sounds like Lindsey Graham needs to write another real stern letter.

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Mona1950 3 points ago +4 / -1

Yeah, those letters really get people shaking in their boots.

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Faffyjim 2 points ago +3 / -1

Unfortunately it mostly likely wont be till it's too late

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BeachCruisin22 1 point ago +1 / -0

Not soon enough

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BingBongChina 3 points ago +4 / -1

Don’t shit on a classic, kid

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ScreamingEagles 2 points ago +2 / -0

I was beaten to this like a redheaded step child.

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leahcim 2 points ago +2 / -0

First thing I thought of.

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Pootweet 4 points ago +4 / -0

🤡🤡 two honks.

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Ninki333 3 points ago +3 / -0

Its the leftist's way.

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Sumsuch 117 points ago +117 / -0

Because that's how it has been working for them recently.

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DontDoxMeBrah 81 points ago +82 / -1

True story:

Shitbird employee. Happens to be black.

They ask me to investigate employee poor performance.

I find evidence of shitbirdery.

I am accused of creating the perception of a “witch hunt” which is “dangerous in these times.”

I get in trouble for doing my fucking job, black shitty employee is apologized to.

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the__rev 44 points ago +46 / -2

This right here... would cause me to lose my shit.

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Sumsuch 10 points ago +10 / -0

Worked with a driver once who came inches from killing me, who had gotten leniency for a long history of previous accidents by playing the race card.

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Juanye 4 points ago +4 / -0

🤡honk

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AuPhalanx 40 points ago +41 / -1

Recently? Since when is sixty years recent?

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fclampazzo 6 points ago +7 / -1

Its being used to destroy blacks too, that's the problem. They're on the losing end of the deal even if "their side" wins.

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Sumsuch 3 points ago +3 / -0

Exactly this. Our enemies use propaganda to drive blacks/gays/atheists to extremism because they desperately want us to affirm their own hatred for these groups by "admitting" that we were wrong for tolerating them.

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Anti_Immigration 1 point ago +1 / -0

You mean since the 60s.

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PraiseBeToScience 39 points ago +39 / -0

Calling a white person a racist should be treated like a racial slur, because it is one.

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KekistanPM 11 points ago +11 / -0

It should...except this is the "words mean what we feel like" generation.

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SendThemBackToCanada 10 points ago +10 / -0

It's pretty offensive to be called a racist when you aren't one.

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PraiseBeToScience 7 points ago +7 / -0

More specifically they literally will state outright that only whites can be racist. Making it a racial slur.

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homertone 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah yeah.. "new"..

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Ithrowawaay 2 points ago +2 / -0

License to steal! Literally.

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alexnader 31 points ago +31 / -0

Do you want racists ? Because that's how you get racists !

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BeefyBelisarius 22 points ago +22 / -0

Or when people realize we've been paying reparations for generations already.

https://files.catbox.moe/ibjoqw.png

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Chicitybendah 12 points ago +12 / -0

Net drain on the system for nearly a million dollars, each!?

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BeefyBelisarius 12 points ago +12 / -0

Yep. You better work harder, taxpayer, those section 8 apartments aren't going to pay for themselves.

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SHALL_NOT 6 points ago +6 / -0

That’s a heckin good deal! We get all that diversity and it’s just gonna cost us a cool 40T dollarinos

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Trythisagain 66 points ago +66 / -0 (edited)

Tired from jogging, needed a ride!

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DeplorableCentipede 10 points ago +10 / -0

We should call them bikers since they love stealing bikes so much.

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JS_Mill 3 points ago +3 / -0

Bleeps gone bleep

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ThisIsSparta 6 points ago +6 / -0

They realize that if you say that someone called you a n8gger, you can injure or kill with no repercussions, as if the crime is now excused (Jessica Doty-Whitaker). We have to change the mentality, it's not a death sentence, actually it's blown out of proportion when blacks use it on each other all the time.

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Desert_Covfefe 2 points ago +2 / -0

fun fact: pronoun games started when liberals saw blacks got territorial with words.

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Lovesassycoffee 39 points ago +39 / -0

Idk what racist even means anymore

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LoneStarDangler 61 points ago +61 / -0

White

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Lovesassycoffee 16 points ago +16 / -0

Thats exactly what came to my head after I posted this lol

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BeefyBelisarius 3 points ago +3 / -0

Therefore 'anti-racist' means?

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bellcurvestrikesback 2 points ago +2 / -0

Self hating whites

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sub-collector 6 points ago +6 / -0

race relations

Race relations are a concern only with one race. Nobody else has any issues with race however it is handled and nobody gripes except for one chosen group.

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sub-collector 3 points ago +3 / -0

Nothing. It never did, just some gobbledygook communists came up with to confuse the fickle-minded masses for easier assimilation via division.

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Deadangles 3 points ago +3 / -0

it means having standards and basic expectations

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DoctorTran 35 points ago +36 / -1

He black.

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Kekintosh2020 8 points ago +8 / -0

He's not diverse, like Hispanics.

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GretaCornburg 33 points ago +33 / -0

If Obama had a son

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Jeffersonian_Man 28 points ago +28 / -0

They don't see the irony in calling others racist while being racist.

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WalkFastGoHome 24 points ago +24 / -0

They don't have that high of cognitive function.

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Kekintosh2020 9 points ago +9 / -0

McDonald's diet, fluoride, drill/trap, and miseducation.

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CousinEddie 5 points ago +5 / -0

4 generations of mothers addicted to drugs and alcohol. There is no rehabbing these people. Their genes are complete shit.

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BeefyBelisarius 1 point ago +1 / -0

They've redefined the word. It means white now.

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MondayCoupleIsDead 25 points ago +25 / -0

He dindu nuffin! 🚴🏾💨🏃🏻‍♂️

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80960KA 4 points ago +4 / -0

He jus' needed a bike to get to his astrophysics class!

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Generalissimo13 23 points ago +23 / -0

The bike is reparations.

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putin 19 points ago +19 / -0

Whoever is keeping tabs on the reparations - please subtract $100 (or how much the bike costs) from the bill.

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Kekintosh2020 10 points ago +10 / -0

Factor in all the rape and B&E's and I think they owe the world a few T's

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fthecoup 15 points ago +15 / -0

Racist: white 14 year old on a bicycle breathing air

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CJBarnacle 17 points ago +18 / -1

I'd prefer actual Africans to black Americans.

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angryamerican1964 13 points ago +13 / -0

don't know how true it is but I heard Africans despise black Americans because of the victim mentality and shit like this

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Jabblemonkey1 11 points ago +11 / -0

The African blacks I have met tend to think African Americans are lazy, entitled, and stupid.

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angryamerican1964 3 points ago +3 / -0

heard the same from others

the people in those country's have to work to eat

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karmalizing 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oh any day

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bothloveocean 6 points ago +6 / -0

Democrats brought them over.

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GulagDweller 12 points ago +12 / -0

Fucktard probably said something like:

Racist 14 year old white boy was lucky I didn't kill him.

Black racist felons can be so magnanimous at times!

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RegularAmerican 1 point ago +1 / -0

Make yourself look like a soft target

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VeilOfReality 11 points ago +11 / -0

Well, he is now.

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dumpsterfire 5 points ago +5 / -0

Came here to say this. I'm sure he really loves gud boi joggers now. But hey for the price of a bike there is one more guy who doesnt believe the black victim narrative.

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RedPillMissionary 8 points ago +9 / -1

This is why democracy will go down as having failed. It only works when everyone plays by the rules and some groups just don't have that ability

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REE_WUZ_KINGz 8 points ago +8 / -0

what you in for, dawg?

stole a racist 14-year-old’s bike!

Respect

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Jsmitty112 3 points ago +3 / -0

I fell off the bike because it didn’t have training wheels bruh! I never had a daddy to teach me how to ride! Come on man!!!!

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Butthurt 7 points ago +7 / -0

HEY THATS MY Bike!!

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ParadigmShift2070 3 points ago +3 / -0

Literal meme race

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TubySarbette 7 points ago +7 / -0

Go to PTA meetings. Purge this critical race theory bullshit from your child's curriculum. That's how this stops.

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radioactivedk 1 point ago +1 / -0

The way things are now, that ends with you being labeled a dangerous citizen, removed from the meeting, banned from future meetings, and a visit from CPS to investigate how many guns are in your home, etc. etc.

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HillaryRodhamCunton 6 points ago +6 / -0

Those cops that defend Beetlejuice house are cucks.

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fdagasfd 6 points ago +6 / -0

This reminds me of when my son went to a mostly black daycare for about a week, that Friday I brought him home and I was looking at one of his toys when he snatched it out of my hand and said "SHARE!".

It was kind of hilarious, I knew exactly what had happened instantly. But yeah, took him out of there ASAP.

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DsmithGA 5 points ago +5 / -0

I was working at a store front, getting rid of a wasp nest... this younger black man came up to me and asked for a cigarette. I said sorry I dont smoke. "Man, YOU'RE RACIST! You dont wanna give me one because im BLACK! I know how it is! FUCK YOU!" I dont smoke.... But he is yelling to everyone around im racist.
annoying.

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fclampazzo 3 points ago +3 / -0

Happened to me also when I didn't drop some change in a guy's cup (he was a panhandler.)

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Grim96 5 points ago +5 / -0

Didn't you all know that doing anything at all to a black person that they don't want is racist? It doesn't matter if they're raping/murdering/robbing etc. you bigot!

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getkek 2 points ago +2 / -0

Natzi's used the same tactics with the Jews

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ShakeYourTrumpThang 4 points ago +4 / -0

What race was the victim? I don't see it prominently displayed... Oh. Right.

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Batmann58 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yep, this is how you turn the current generation of kids into racistst. Good job democrats.

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NoatakTheWiser 4 points ago +4 / -0

Lmao this dude looks like that Vince Staples cuck. Same dumb stare. Stop using Muh Rahcist as an excuse to commit crimes against innocent people.

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silent_majority_2020 3 points ago +3 / -0

On Thursday, Lightfoot defended her move to ban protesters from her block, telling reporters that she has a “right to make sure that my home is secure.”

She secures her home and only her home.

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SR91Aurora 3 points ago +3 / -0

Chicago needs someone like Giuliani to clean this mess up.

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CJBarnacle 4 points ago +4 / -0

Good luck electing a white guy in Chicago.

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Seabass71 3 points ago +3 / -0

I can't believe the cops would take the time to arrest someone in Chicago for stealing a bicycle. And the $100,000 bail doesn't match. Something is missing from this story. They rarely arrest people for murder in that city.

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Nogoodgerman 3 points ago +3 / -0

Only a democrat would steal a bike

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CousinEddie 3 points ago +3 / -0

N

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deplorablepatriot 2 points ago +2 / -0

I

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lolreddit 3 points ago +3 / -0

YOU CAN'T TELL ME TO STOP LOOTING AND KILLING AND BURNING SHIT DOWN, THAT'S RACIST! /blm

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jennyfrutex 3 points ago +3 / -0

Unplanned Donation

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Rxking 3 points ago +3 / -0

White peoples haven’t given me enough free stuff because they’re racist!! Need more free stuff even though I was never a slave

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CJBarnacle 3 points ago +5 / -2

Good.

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getkek 3 points ago +3 / -0

14 Year Old calls 22 year old BLM supporter and thief “dead weight” and a “loser” as the walking stereotype stole his huffy

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DJMAGA2020 3 points ago +3 / -0

I thought this was Babylon Bee when I saw the headline

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getkek 2 points ago +2 / -0

Satire has no place in clown world🤡

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MAGAsaurus_rex 2 points ago +2 / -0

HE DINDU NUFFIN HE NEEDED THE BIKE FO A LOAF OF BREAD

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MAGACountryResident 2 points ago +2 / -0

That privileged 14yo should have given the black man his bike as reparations because slavery existed 200 years ago...absolutely disgusting racism

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Crigence 2 points ago +2 / -0

Liberals in a nutshell

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OtisTheTownDrunk 2 points ago +2 / -0

Mud-hut-pre-agricultural IQ is the root cause.

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Deathlessly 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ever seen those videos where they boobie trap bicycles to make fun of people who stole them?

That was cruel. And funny. I'll take both.

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firestorm117 2 points ago +2 / -0

man getting some serious ytmnd.Com flashbacks

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Mona1950 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thug. Open season on white people and children.