I was going to say she shoulda faked a rape but no jury would believe anyone would want to fuck Biggie Smallz in a wig.

When it comes to sex, I'm similar to the thriller in Manilla, niggas call me Sabrina, the boner killer.

la negrita ogre de americana

Usually kidnappings of that magnitude register on the Richter scale.

I'm still trying to get past the fact, that, that was a candidate.

What's up Big Worm?

how you gonna fit someone in the trunk of a car when they look big enough to have their own zip code?

Did they borrow a stretcher for rhinoceros from the city zoo for this alleged kidnapping?