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ModernKnight 61 points ago +61 / -0

"Good evening, welcome to American Airlines, this is your captain speaking. I have hijacked your aircraft. We are on schedule to depart on time, and will be arriving at your destination on schedule. Have a nice flight."

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FromSethWithLove 19 points ago +19 / -0

HAHAHA

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electricboogaloo 15 points ago +15 / -0

hG 0gFnTV tk4r8 8bOVABct3 023N6p NY6 gxr LIsQx43f7

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0io- 6 points ago +6 / -0

Finally a terrorist cause we can all support.

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JoePCool14 4 points ago +4 / -0

Don't you just love when you hijack your own car?

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NvJohansson 2 points ago +2 / -0

AA, Just hope you don't get beat by security up on your flight