Anyone who's watched COPS knows this is what almost every criminal says when on ground after a struggle, all hoping the cops will get off them so they can try to get away again, which makes me cringe seeing people put that 'slogan' on shirts.
Might as well put "I'm claustrophobic" on a t-shirt and use as a slogan, because that's the other common (clearly bullshit) tactic he tried to use (which worked) to not have to be in the cop car.
Why is it never an original excuse? Just once, I want to hear "Oh no! I'm allergic to polyester! I can only sit in leather seats!". Or "I'm agoraphobic! You can't take me OUT of my car!"
I can't breathe!
Anyone who's watched COPS knows this is what almost every criminal says when on ground after a struggle, all hoping the cops will get off them so they can try to get away again, which makes me cringe seeing people put that 'slogan' on shirts.
Might as well put "I'm claustrophobic" on a t-shirt and use as a slogan, because that's the other common (clearly bullshit) tactic he tried to use (which worked) to not have to be in the cop car.
Why is it never an original excuse? Just once, I want to hear "Oh no! I'm allergic to polyester! I can only sit in leather seats!". Or "I'm agoraphobic! You can't take me OUT of my car!"