I plan on having alcohol poisoning by the 30 minute mark, easily. My son will be here to take me to the hospital. (My wife has severe Trump Derangement Syndrome. She would probably just watch me die.)
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I plan on having alcohol poisoning by the 30 minute mark, easily. My son will be here to take me to the hospital. (My wife has severe Trump Derangement Syndrome. She would probably just watch me die.)
Reported for attempted murder.
Your trying tot kill people. Frat boys couldn’t even consume that much liquor
Nah just take a hit of crack every time they mention Russia to counter the effects of alcohol and you will be good hehe.
I'm gonna have Hunter on speed dial..
Make sure he gets an uber....just in case
Frat boys try to drink for hours on end. I’m old and don’t have that kind of time. lol
How do you even manage
You pretty much have to avoid any conversation that may turn political- which liberals/commies have made almost impossible.
It's rough.
I will never forgive the left/MSM for turning me into a Nazi.
Atleast we have a good dental plan.
Alcohol
It’s not easy.
Mine too, brother. We should start a support group.
are you trying to kill us all?
don't forget "dog whisteling" and perhaps "experts say"
Lol i did this during the democrat primary debates with some friends and I have never been so hungover outside of Vegas. These people are so predictable!
What kind of madman are you to encourage people to drink everclear?
I feel your pain Pede.
You're going to end up more shitfaced than George Floyd.
I'd Floyd myself within the first hour.
start playing the matt walsh show. his points are so fire she will come around. my mom actually changed sides. ida never bet on that in my whole life.
This is not good idea kids. Don't do this.
I was in Panama City for Spring Break a long time ago. Stayed in a hotel and woke up the next morning to find cops crawling all over the hotel. I asked what was going on and one of the frat boys in the room above us beer bonged a fifth of vodka. He died.
If you follow the advice of this post, you could die too.
I'll do a shot of five hour energy
Admitting her problem is the first step. Acceptance of the consequences of watching a liberal shitfest commentary, and the resulting inebriation thereof, is the best step.
You're almost there pede!
Everclear? You trying to kill people?
Do you want me to die
Hillary has entered the chat
Take a sip for "Dark", "Pounce" or "Seize."
Trying to kill us?
I think we'd have a better chance of chewing on fentanyl.
I don't want to die fren.
Liver cant handle
Sounds fun; but I have to admit that I will probably be tappin' out after the 1st 5 minutes.
I'd rather eat some Goya beans and try to rip one whenever CNN mentions the above terms. The symbolism is more fitting.
MODS STOP THIS SHILL HE IS TRYING TO GET US TO PASS OUT BEFORE WEE SEE GEOTUS SPEAK
lol jk
Need to fix that wife thing pede
So THIS is how the Democrats plan to win the election.
I’m not trying to die...
Jägerbombs sound fun though