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posted ago by JimmyJames ago by JimmyJames +459 / -0

I plan on having alcohol poisoning by the 30 minute mark, easily. My son will be here to take me to the hospital. (My wife has severe Trump Derangement Syndrome. She would probably just watch me die.)

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MayITakeAOrdahPreez 5 points ago +5 / -0

Lol i did this during the democrat primary debates with some friends and I have never been so hungover outside of Vegas. These people are so predictable!