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MacBorgar [S] 178 points ago +178 / -0

and NO MASK!!! Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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AlphaNathan 56 points ago +56 / -0

Looks like a breath of fresh air to me.

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DaoDeDickinson 26 points ago +26 / -0

I member when it wasn't literally illegal to breathe free air.

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NavyGuy 7 points ago +7 / -0

Still is in Michigan.

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Northernrebel 77 points ago +77 / -0

pizza slices matter!

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SomaliSwede_RapeBaby 75 points ago +77 / -2

hE’s EaTiNg PiZzA jUsT LiKe oUr PeDoPHiLeS!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

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Raindrops1984 15 points ago +16 / -1

I think it was him trolling the pedos. Clearly a reference to Pizzagate, especially after the Ghislaine nephew revelations and the Q question.

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CanadiAnon 8 points ago +8 / -0

Maybe POTUS was symbolizing that the battle has been won and it is safe again.

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Barack-Obama 4 points ago +5 / -1

We should run our tiny dicks together.

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sun_wolf 2 points ago +5 / -3

The code words came from the Podesta emails. Are the Q Haters now denying the Podesta emails as a LARP too?

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BasedOnWhat 2 points ago +2 / -0

Trump isn't using it as a code word, he just wanted a pizza. This wasn't in secret emails.

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cbonez416 9 points ago +10 / -1

This was on point

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Furaffinitydotnet 4 points ago +4 / -0

Don't worry. There's a sign in the middle that says "you're not pizza."

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cbonez416 1 point ago +1 / -0

Even better. Lol

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RS34ME 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nah, the pedos enjoy their ice cream instead.😉

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FreshCovfefe3 1 point ago +1 / -0

Top kek to you, fellow pede.

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The5thEstate -12 points ago +4 / -16

Legit tho, these last few months, with the wealth of new information coming to light, I'll probably avoid pizza for the foreseeable future.

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Olschoolponcho 3 points ago +3 / -0

Excellent username lmfao so many levels of symbolism.

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The5thEstate 1 point ago +3 / -2

Fun fact, but no.

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Samuel_L_Bronkowitz 39 points ago +39 / -0

God I love this place.

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HCQaddict 10 points ago +11 / -1

We really need to drag this meme out to indicate that Joe Biden is a pedophile.

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Flipbarryfromreddit 10 points ago +10 / -0

“But don’t forget about the walnut sauce!”- Obummer

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CmonGubMintGibMe 6 points ago +6 / -0

"You didn't make that" - Obungo

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Barack-Obama 1 point ago +1 / -0

Tee hee

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BritPedeMEGA 8 points ago +8 / -0

MPGA! MAKE>> PIZZA>> GREAT>> AGAIN>>

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my_pw_is_password 55 points ago +56 / -1

HE IS NOT WEARING ZE MASK!!!! REEEEEEE

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Flipbarryfromreddit 19 points ago +19 / -0

Lmao!!! I love these photos btw. Obama eating the hot dogs were classic at the time and this is way better!!!!! Imagine serving the president if you work there- holy shit! That would be amazing!

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Flipbarryfromreddit 18 points ago +18 / -0

Yep!!!! The equivalent of 350 hot dogs per guest Bc their was a 300 person limit in that room. They made sure they had the “same “waitresses and waiters” for entertainment in the hot tubs.” Yes they wrote the quotes too. Wikileaks exposed it

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Darkheartisland 4 points ago +4 / -0

Cheap bastards

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Barack-Obama 2 points ago +2 / -0

Durka durka Muhammad jihad

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larc7thheaven 2 points ago +2 / -0

He's already had one in the house rite?

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EdBuck 15 points ago +15 / -0

I wonder how many background checks they ran on that guy.

Question: Bill Clinton is?

Pizza guy: A Rapist!

Secret Service: "He's good"

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WhiskeyAndCoffee 29 points ago +29 / -0

HE'S PUTTING THOSE PEOPLE IN DANGER REEEEEEEE

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thisguy883 22 points ago +22 / -0

Hijacking top comment to get eyes on this:

Biden gave the same exact speech he did back in 2008, in this year's DNC:

https://streamable.com/72hxzd

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DaoDeDickinson 7 points ago +7 / -0

Well at least he went for self-plagiarism this time...? lol, I never knew his dad founded Chumbawamba

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goodbeerbetterviews2 142 points ago +143 / -1

Remember when Hillary tried pouring a beer to appear normal.

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InarosPrime 106 points ago +107 / -1

Remember when Hillary tried to hide her phlegm by spitting it up into a glass of water while pretending to drink? Doesn't work so well with a clear glass and dozens of cameras covering every move you make.

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Sixty2ndAssassin 74 points ago +74 / -0

Remember when Hillary had a seizure in a coffee shop?

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BeerPongAmerica 62 points ago +62 / -0

Wasn't that the time she was thrown into the back of a van like a side of beef?

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Santaball 17 points ago +17 / -0

Lmao! I love this place

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Scroon 9 points ago +10 / -1

Wouldn't it be so fucked up if that was how it worked?

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f_bastiat 6 points ago +6 / -0

Can you think of another explaination?

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Flipbarryfromreddit 9 points ago +9 / -0

Yep! LMAO! I hope Biden has one of those moments

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AtticusDenzil 7 points ago +7 / -0

She is a dumb cow, so "like a side of beef" is a tautology.

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Hawksendoom 14 points ago +14 / -0

Remember when her clone came out of the ny appt building?

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BestTimeToBAlive 8 points ago +8 / -0

Such good times. Pepe farm remembers it all w a smile.

The coffee shop seizure, the phlegm in her cup, the robotic “why aren’t I 50 pts ahead?”, the 9/11 collapse, the body double & staged young girl....

Man, I want Joe Biden to go out more... we’d have even more content like this!!

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bigmikesballsack 2 points ago +2 / -0

Good times.

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Dashmoomoo 3 points ago +3 / -0

What?! Link? Search terminology? #piquedcuriosity

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ProdigalPlaneswalker 12 points ago +12 / -0

On 9/11/2016, about an hour after she was chucked into a van like a side of beef for "heatstroke" in blistering "hot" 70°F weather and taken to Chelsea Hubbel's apartment instead of a hospital, a person bearing a striking resemblance to Hillary Clinton emerged from the apartment and posed for a photo-op with a conveniently positioned young girl of African descent. This doppelganger did not bear any of the symptoms exhibited by the rotting farm produce that had been placed into the van earlier. She looked so fresh during the photograph that one might assume it was her first time stepping out in public that day, leading some to speculate that it indeed was.

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1776ThereIsaidIt 9 points ago +9 / -0

Remember when Hillary wasn't president?

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Sixty2ndAssassin 6 points ago +6 / -0

Like a side of beef!

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FreshCovfefe3 2 points ago +2 / -0

That was a limobulance, xir.

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momspaghetti 10 points ago +10 / -0

Chris YouKnowTheGuy: That was awesome

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ALT26 9 points ago +9 / -0

Remember H-Dawg coughed up Brussels sprout sized mucus balls into a glass on stage and even had a medical handler.

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ProdigalPlaneswalker 4 points ago +4 / -0

Brussels sprout sized mucus balls

It's rude to refer to someone's offspring like that.

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bigmikesballsack 3 points ago +3 / -0

That was some satanic shit. Yeah - I remember the guy who would follow her round with some kind of pen that an anon identified as a military-grade resuscitation device.

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RyanT282 2 points ago +2 / -0

Remember when Hillary slipped on steps over and over again in India while Huma just stares at her phone behind her?

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missfrew 19 points ago +19 / -0

Tried to forget that.

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ENVYNITAZ 10 points ago +10 / -0

/#MeToo

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crimsonfancy 12 points ago +12 / -0

Holy shit! That's a winner and brings me back. Timing was superb, meme generated perfection imo.

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The_Litehaus_Abides 3 points ago +3 / -0

I looked for this video a few months back and couldn't find it, even after scrolling through years of placeboing vids. Glad to see it again.

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lavendarlady 12 points ago +12 / -0

Remember when she skidded one foot at a time down some steps while two guys on either side of her tried to not get pulled down those same steps by her sheer weight ?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gmQIaR71qw

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Teapot_Gravy 7 points ago +7 / -0

"Skidded" is the best description of this incident. LMFAO.

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ProdigalPlaneswalker 3 points ago +3 / -0

That's just a couple of cattle wranglers herding a... oh.

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MacBorgar [S] 10 points ago +10 / -0

DIZGUSTANG !!!

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ENVYNITAZ 20 points ago +20 / -0

and opening a pre-opened pickle jar

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tombombadil 20 points ago +20 / -0

Remember when she tried to appear normal by using the NYC subway, then went Into a low income housing unit? It was the most uncomfortable I have ever seen a human being.

Oh and don’t forget “Pokémon Go to the polls.” That’ll totally get the youngsters to come out and vote!!

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NADSAQ 9 points ago +9 / -0

remember when she went to Chipotle and “no one noticed”

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Sporadica 4 points ago +4 / -0

Didn't she also say that "urban' men are inherently more dangerous?

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JohnVoight 12 points ago +12 / -0

I thought her lowest moment (known thus far) was the hot sauce pandering moment. It was complete desperation at that point in the race.

Still holding out hope we’ll see something similar between now and the GE 😁

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missfrew 23 points ago +23 / -0

But of course, it's Pepe's.

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missfrew 2 points ago +2 / -0

It looked delicious. I'd have to have two slices. One to scoff and one to frame.

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Servine 39 points ago +40 / -1

Hopefully they screened the area for Kasich

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tombombadil 31 points ago +31 / -0

Some say it was Kasich’s disgusting table manners that first spread COVID in the US.

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DoYouLikeFishsticks 13 points ago +13 / -0

Barron asks me “why does he eat like that daddy” I say, just look away son. Just look away.

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lavendarlady 8 points ago +8 / -0

Tiny bites.

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DoYouLikeFishsticks 3 points ago +3 / -0

He puts whole pancakes in his mouth!

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Sodium_miner 6 points ago +6 / -0

Nice, I forgot about that. What a scumbag cuck he was/is? Idk if he’s still alive.

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Guruchild 7 points ago +7 / -0

Duckduckgo "kasich eating" and look at the images

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Sodium_miner 4 points ago +5 / -1

One seems like he’s balls deep on a hot pocket. Thanks for the eye aids warning. LULZ

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Guruchild 4 points ago +4 / -0

I remember seeing the live videos and thinking, "who fucking eats like that with cameras on them?"

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Sodium_miner 4 points ago +4 / -0

I guess a primate wouldn’t mind. 😂

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Current_Year_Acct 2 points ago +2 / -0

lol It's like instead of using his hands to bring the food to his mouth, he holds it still and dives in face-first.

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Guruchild 1 point ago +1 / -0

I have never seen a human being eat in such a disgusting fashion.

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behemoth887 4 points ago +4 / -0

i think he was at the DNC. he's a humongous faggot. lower than any lib.

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ENVYNITAZ 4 points ago +4 / -0

hahahahahahaha

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DatNewbChemist 2 points ago +2 / -0

Little bites

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Sodium_miner 34 points ago +34 / -0

Wow Drumpf did it again. He got a large pizza for $25 bucks when dems are paying $30,000. 🤔

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Sodium_miner 4 points ago +4 / -0

I’m counting President Trump’s as pizza and the dem pizza is kids. Idk about years. 🥔

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Sodium_miner 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ahhhh, sorry, whisky brain. Well I’d say each slice is a decade at least. Drumpf jr. 2024

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Dragonmoon333 16 points ago +16 / -0

Thank You! Always nice to have the sauce, SS looks like this was sprung on them!

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Flipbarryfromreddit 10 points ago +10 / -0

That was amazing to watch pede! Thanks for sharing. Good to see how genuinely loved and respected our president is by the people there and everyone packed outside!

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IllKissYourBoobies 6 points ago +6 / -0

Yay!

Thank you!

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Bragg 3 points ago +3 / -0

Thanks, was looking for this.

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lavendarlady 3 points ago +3 / -0

Thanks so much for that. Other posts were stills.

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Puppies4Lovies 31 points ago +33 / -2

Bet he didn't eat that pizza with a fork!

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lifeisahologram 17 points ago +17 / -0

HOW DARE HE NOT PUT HIS PINKY OUT!!?? WHAT A FUCKING DISGUSTING ANIMAL!! WHY CANT WE HAVE ELEGANT OBAMA BACK IN OFFICE?

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Puppies4Lovies 10 points ago +10 / -0

Trump ate pizza crust first! I TOLD YOU ORANGE MAN BAD!!!

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HiddenDekuScrub 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's a joke about an old pizza hut ad.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jkR-RwV-xAY

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Slamdance 26 points ago +27 / -1

We have a shared humanity, this is something that Trump understands and the elite just laugh at us for. The guy wants a pizza sometimes like everyone else.

God Bless you Mr. President, thanks for fighting for all the little guys.

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lifeisahologram 17 points ago +17 / -0

Trump is the only president who I believe genuinely enjoys “regular” food. Of course im sure he fine dines often with all of his important guests, but you can trust he really enjoys a pizza, or hamburger, or taco bowl.

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xelalieNeilAlex 16 points ago +18 / -2

triggering pedos again, eh

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AlphaNathan 5 points ago +5 / -0

Qanon bout to have a field day

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Block_Helen 14 points ago +15 / -1

I love that scroll sign above the door. That is a cool sign.

Thank you GEOTUS for being such a chill and friendly guy who makes people happy.

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Northernrebel 13 points ago +13 / -0

he is gonna fuck that pizza up!

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lavendarlady 6 points ago +6 / -0

"Orange Man gonna take the Barbie doll table from the middle of the box and let his Barbie dolls play with it, and drink tea with them " (had to do that with my daughter)

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BidenMassageTherapy 2 points ago +2 / -0

Two terms, two scoops, two toppings!

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ShmellyTunaMelt1 12 points ago +12 / -0

outbreak in PA soon to follow. I'm sure.

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I_have_lady_parts 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yeah... hazleton...

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CapnKek 12 points ago +12 / -0

Secret Service, “Fuckin-A, finally some real food”.

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rockaustin 11 points ago +11 / -0

He’s sending a message to those pizza lovers in the deepstate

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Timor 11 points ago +12 / -1

Get your self a spouse that looks at you the way Trump looks at that pizza.

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fluffykitten 9 points ago +9 / -0

way better than creepy Hillary voyeur cam at Chipotle

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ALT26 9 points ago +9 / -0

We have the best and most genuine President in our lifetime. This is why they* loathe him.

  • Bunch of no good, dirty rotten, angry, damp and moldy basement dwelling, chicken tendie eating Commies. That's right. Cry to mommy.
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Dragonmoon333 9 points ago +9 / -0

Why did you stop here for pizza?

GEOTUS "Because they have the best pizza around"

Picks up six pizzas, one for each car XD

Those secret service agents were on such a swivel, I think he kinda surprised them.

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knittinkittens 9 points ago +9 / -0

Making sure this small business is not impacted by the pepperoni shortage. https://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/pepperoni-shortage-pizza-places-coronavirus

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tombombadil 6 points ago +6 / -0

The owner of my Jersey Mikes franchise was telling me today that they’re experiencing the same thing with roast beef.

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tombombadil 1 point ago +1 / -0

I think that was what caused the shortage. She got plastic surgery a few weeks ago and now all the roast beef is gone.

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AndrewJackson1Alpha 8 points ago +8 / -0

Amazing President. TRUMP 2020 MAGA

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DeeDay 8 points ago +8 / -0

I LOVE this man and would give my life for him! He's that important in Gods plan!

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ENVYNITAZ 5 points ago +5 / -0

yes, yes he is

God Bless Patriopede

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Afeazo 8 points ago +8 / -0

WE HAVE THE BEST PIZZA, DON'T WE FOLKS?

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Themoeller 7 points ago +7 / -0

No mask, no fucks given

I love this guy

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E-dantes 2 points ago +2 / -0

A Peaceful Pedophile Protest?

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Contay 6 points ago +6 / -0

The last picture in the series makes him look like his younger self inspecting plans for a building. The man is much younger and way more full of life than his age would indicate.

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get_that_bozo 5 points ago +5 / -0

Old Forge Pizza!!! Mmmmmmmmm, best pizza back in the day!!!! Sicilian country in PA!! TRUMP 2020

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brummyozil 5 points ago +5 / -0

he is literally mocking them at this point :)

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runonce 5 points ago +6 / -1

In the last frame, he's checking to make sure they're aren't any pedo prints on his pizza.

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JazeelQuadib 5 points ago +5 / -0

Pizzagate symbolism? Very intentional to release a pic of him standing and studying an open box of pizza. Like he's sending a message that he is figuring it out and justice is coming soon.

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E-dantes 3 points ago +3 / -0

Contemplative President looking forward to justice-"I'm gonna tear these pedophiles apart like a starving ninja turtle."

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sun_wolf 1 point ago +1 / -0

This photo series is interesting because there is no pizza. There is a pizza store and a pizza box, but where is the pizza?

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MrSir 5 points ago +6 / -1

Alright. I give. This is his signal to us. Something is happening. Somewhere somehow someway something is happening in regard to pizzagate

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cbonez416 5 points ago +5 / -0

The fucking man... look at him walk in to that pizzeria. BOSS!!

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Kek_Johnson 5 points ago +5 / -0

Pizza 🍕 Dough recipe

50# Power flour.

6# semolina

1.5 oz active yeast

30# water

can of beer...IPA

Stir for a bit in the mixer

Add 1.5# of salt or about 2.5# kosher salt about a minute after the mixer filled with water and started.

Add 2 cups of olive oil about a minute after that.

Mix for 15 minutes.

Divide into 8 and 12 ounce portions. Small and medium. Two smalls make a large and mediums make an extra large. Keep the doughs small and cool.

I make pizza dough for a living. AMA.

Edit: I left out the part to let it autolysis, or sourdough, itself for 24-48 hours.

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Slothboy 1 point ago +1 / -0

What's the # mean? Is it pounds?

If so, that's a lot of dough

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Kek_Johnson 2 points ago +2 / -0

I work in pounds and tons. I make pizza dough for a living. My fresh doughs feed 15,000-30,000 people a day. Many pizza restaurants. Many recipes. I'm the one who puts it together.

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Slothboy 1 point ago +1 / -0

Damn

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Kek_Johnson 2 points ago +2 / -0

I can tell you where that beer laden dough is. You live in the PNW?

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Kek_Johnson 1 point ago +1 / -0

My dough can be found all around the south Puget Sound. Olympia to Issaquah. Been doing it for years. Doughnuts to pizza. Award winning best of places.

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Kek_Johnson 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yup. I make pizza dough for over 30 pizza restaurants. If I had a shop that's the basic dough recipe I'd use.

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ENVYNITAZ 4 points ago +4 / -0

God Bless America.

This Ain't COMET!

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levarrishawk 4 points ago +4 / -0

He should have gotten one pizza with nothing but black olives so he could pose with it on Twitter stating "Black Olives Matter".

Missed opportunity of the year.

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MAGAbeast2016 4 points ago +4 / -0

Alpha male walking around with heavy duty body armor as if he is wearing none.

GOD EMPEROR STAMINA

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RoofKorean 4 points ago +4 / -0

I always worry about Trump when he does things like this. How do we know some Trump hating leftist in the kitchen isn't adding some of his semen in the tomato sauce? Or some kind of poison that activates hours later?

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Restil 4 points ago +4 / -0

Two possibilities. Either this was planned in advance, and the SS has been on top of it from a point long before anyone would have a chance to pull something like that off, or it was impromptu enough that nobody had the time to prepare. In any event, from the moment anyone in that building knew Trump was coming, there were SS eyes on the place.

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npc_1234 1 point ago +1 / -0

I doubt he was able to actually eat it, unless the secret service was at the restaurant for a few days monitoring everything they do.

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residue69 1 point ago +1 / -0

I've got a feeling that President Trump's Secret Service detail love him more than we do. I'll bet they're treated like royalty, especially when they're at Trump resorts.

They've got to be on top of every threat vector.

Meanwhile, Biden's detail accuses him of skinny dipping in front of female agents and inappropriately touching their spouses.

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CdnMAGA 4 points ago +5 / -1

That's the kinda pizza our leader likes, very different from the kind the leaders on the other side lust after 🍕☄️

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JinSakai 4 points ago +4 / -0

So much winning! And what is Biden doing? Hiding in his basement!

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MythArcana 4 points ago +4 / -0

The girl behind the counter looks like she's going to throw up. Must be a college student.

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Terstermernt 4 points ago +4 / -0

I just want someone to look at me the way Trump looked at that pizza.

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Mintap 4 points ago +4 / -0

Old Forge pizza is some of the best. It's thick, gooey and crunchy at the same time.

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AslanFan 4 points ago +4 / -0

WOW! Such an honor for these folks!

If this happened to me, my friends would be TOTALLY OVER me bragging about it every freaking day!

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Slash78 4 points ago +4 / -0

Even Trump Daddy can't resist the slice of a good pizza..

"When the MOOOOONNN HITS YOUR EYE.. just like a big PIZZA PIE.. that's MAGA!"

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onetruecliff 3 points ago +3 / -0

Wasn't this the guy who had a Trump flag all the way at the back entrance of his restaurant and someone tried to cancel them on it?

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Barbs 2 points ago +2 / -0

I had the same thought. I kinda remember there was a small business who was constantly getting protested because they refused to denounce the President, but I’m not sure if it was this one.

It was a ways back if I recall.

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Dilligaf 3 points ago +3 / -0

I love GEOTUS. He loves America and Americans. I await his call to combat the evil communists conniving to steal the election.