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JudgeWhoAllowsStuff 109 points ago +109 / -0

Wut n tarnation

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ScottButNotBaio 48 points ago +48 / -0

I’m so confused

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MrSir 29 points ago +29 / -0

Life just keeps on going.

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KellyTurnbull73 18 points ago +18 / -0

Life finds a way

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TrollToll 3 points ago +3 / -0

YOU'RE IMPLYING THAT A GROUP COMPRISED ENTIRELY OF FEMALE ANIMALS WILL BREED?

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TommyLasordasBallBag 17 points ago +17 / -0

Buy it. Support based US companies

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DebunkTheLeft 25 points ago +25 / -0

Don't eat durian in the house?!?

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Raindrops1984 19 points ago +19 / -0

Just don’t eat durian.

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Furaffinitydotnet 6 points ago +6 / -0

Disagree.

Smells like hell, tastes like heaven.

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PhilFoden 4 points ago +4 / -0

smells like stinky feet, tastes like the best ever custard you will ever eat..

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Eatinglue 97 points ago +97 / -0

Whoa whoa whoa......FRANK’S IS A BASED COMPANY??? Awesome! What did I miss?

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JudgeWhoAllowsStuff 50 points ago +50 / -0

So is Red Bull

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Ninki333 28 points ago +28 / -0

Well circle cut my bacon. I'll be...

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Ninki333 8 points ago +8 / -0

They warned me Satan would be attractive.

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Raindrops1984 5 points ago +5 / -0

Well butter my biscuit and call me Sally!

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REEEEEEEEEEE 45 points ago +45 / -0

Red Hot on our side. WE CANT LOSE (I keep some in my purse in case I have to pander)

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Ithrowawaay 24 points ago +24 / -0

“I put that shit on everything!”

What a slogan.

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VinnyMAGA 7 points ago +7 / -0

Whereas Dems just shit on everything... and ironically so do their constituents!

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vicentezo04 20 points ago +20 / -0

Can somebody give me the low down? I must have missed something in between the CEO of Red Bull telling his SJW executives to buzz of and Goodyear cucking to BLM.

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SkyEater2 6 points ago +6 / -0

I know durian is some kind of super stinky food, but...?

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CelesteD 4 points ago +4 / -0

I don't think durian can even have a "brand" I think its just comedic effect.

At least, I hope so. The stuff supposedly reeks to high heaven, but tastes good.

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RummyVonDumDum 9 points ago +9 / -0

Franks is a great sauce. I'm glad to hear this.

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TickleMeSenpai 3 points ago +3 / -0

What did franks do?

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Basedcanadian 73 points ago +73 / -0

Imagine sending this image to your 2012 self

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VoteCyborgTrump2040 58 points ago +58 / -0

What did Frank's do? I missed that one. And the durian fruit too actually.

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NormaJeanRocks 7 points ago +7 / -0

Cant find anything on franks, but did discover you can buy Trump hot sauce lol

https://www.yourhotsaucecompany.com/hot-sauces/president-trump-hot-sauce-detail.html

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VoteCyborgTrump2040 2 points ago +2 / -0

And only $6 too. That's so little money to pander to black folks by pretending to carry it around with you.

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MegoThor 2 points ago +2 / -0

Guaranteed to burn a liberal’s ass.

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Hatefullynch 4 points ago +4 / -0

Besides being the best goddamn hot sauce?

I don't know, this place never answers shit

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spezisthedevil 52 points ago +52 / -0

I wouldn't want to ride in an elevator with this 'pede, ...even with a cuckmask on. 👌

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Dontpanic42 20 points ago +20 / -0

Ya. Don't crack that durian in the apartment.

Whole building will smell it

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FluffiPuff 38 points ago +38 / -0

THIS WILL BE THE BEST ICE CREAM EVAR

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Puppies4Lovies 28 points ago +28 / -0

It's like an episode of "Chopped"... MAGA Edition!

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InterloperKO 2 points ago +2 / -0

Welp.. this is the first time I'm giving away wing secrets...

Super Pede Hotwing Simple Sauce:

1 bottle franks

1/2 stick butter

1.5 tbsp grape jelly

Ranch dressing side - Kashmiri chili powder sprinkled (or more) on top

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guitarmastershredder 29 points ago +29 / -0

Occams Razor says you are Asian :-)

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Donarudo_Taranpu 24 points ago +24 / -0

Who else would buy a durian?

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vicentezo04 32 points ago +32 / -0

I'm white and would buy a durian because my mom introduced me to it and its delicious.

I mean I was born Asian but recently changed my voter registration to Republican.

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RegularAmerican 12 points ago +12 / -0

Haha you are a banana Twinkie

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CoyoteTan 3 points ago +3 / -0

Old Marines or Sailors (probably issued Asian wives) who were Pacfleet. Source: am one.

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HatnNewLognReqs 3 points ago +3 / -0

I bought one once. I did not do that again.

Its definitely an acquired taste. I'm not a fan of wet walnuts, so that's gonna be a pass from me dawg.

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LarryLambskin 4 points ago +4 / -0

Sandals in the house. Confirmed NOT Asian

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BlackForestHam 21 points ago +21 / -0

No redbull?

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EMP2024 15 points ago +15 / -0

I tried my first one several weeks ago because of that

Unfortunately it won't be a staple for me because I don't drink energy drinks, but if I ever do it'll be Red Bull

Not sure why people complain about the flavor, tasted alright to me

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793D 8 points ago +8 / -0

The original flavour tastes medicinal to me, seems to often be an energy drink standard. The white Red Bull was fukn delicious however.

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Jubal777 5 points ago +5 / -0

Try the blueberry.

"You're turning violet, Violet!"

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SkyEater2 2 points ago +2 / -0

Good to know. I gave up on energy drinks after my first try, years ago.

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Former_RM2 7 points ago +7 / -0

I wont do energy drinks. Had a real bad scare while on No-Doze back in the day. No thanks.

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DrVSGGEOTUSPhD 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yes I'm worried these kids will have health problems later from all these stimulants

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HatnNewLognReqs 1 point ago +1 / -0

but orange monsters are life.

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FarmerJohnBacon 1 point ago +1 / -0

No Doze , Vivarin and Jolt did me in

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Kyro5411 2 points ago +2 / -0

But did you die?

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NvJohansson 1 point ago +1 / -0

Same, I'm already lit as fuck, if they made drinks to relax and chill out, I'd be a life long customer.

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FarmerJohnBacon 2 points ago +2 / -0

Scotch

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NvJohansson 2 points ago +2 / -0

Scotch? Really? That's the best idea i've hear here in a while. Thanks, fam. 😉👍

https://i.maga.host/ZM6ZTOu.png

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FarmerJohnBacon 2 points ago +2 / -0

If you need help “rotating or taking inventory “ I know a guy .... Nice Stash !!

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chokey154 6 points ago +6 / -0

Redbull has an ORGANICS line. Cola, Lemon Soda, Ginger Ale, and Tonic Water. https://i.maga.host/7AoXssZ.png

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EMP2024 1 point ago +1 / -0

Whelp, I might have to give that a try if I can find it.

Eating more organic was part of the problem but I'll still drink a soda a couple times a week so it wasn't the whole thing.

Mostly I don't want that much caffeine at once all the time even though it's the equivalent of maybe 3 cups of coffee.

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pmurTJdlanoD 8 points ago +8 / -0

Looks like he shotgunned seventeen of them before setting up this picture.

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HiddenDekuScrub 19 points ago +19 / -0

Durians are weird.

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OnlyAmerica 27 points ago +27 / -0

The only effective deterrent against Sniffy Joe.

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Former_RM2 9 points ago +9 / -0

I've never seen one in real life, but I've always heard they smell real bad.

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RegularAmerican 3 points ago +3 / -0

They taste pretty awful too. I don't find the smell as repulsive as others do tho.

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Scroon 7 points ago +9 / -2

It one of those tastes (and smells) that you don't "get" until one day you do. And then it's like crack.

The best way I can describe it without being too vulgar is that it's like how men perceive the "scent" of a woman before puberty versus after.

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DoYouBelieveInMAGA 5 points ago +7 / -2

Wow I read that the same way and was thinking wtf.

Dude needs to rephrase that sentence, lol.

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DoYouBelieveInMAGA 5 points ago +5 / -0

Pretty sure he meant the way a male likes the smell of vagina before the male hits puberty and after the male hits puberty.

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BashAntiFasc 2 points ago +3 / -1

I think he means how a prepubescent man perceives the scent of a woman versus a post pubescent man perceives the scent.

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RegularAmerican 5 points ago +5 / -0

Is that you sleepy Joe?

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WestCoastG 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wait what

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PhilFoden 2 points ago +2 / -0

it's an acquired taste.. like rotten cheese hahaha

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HiddenDekuScrub 2 points ago +2 / -0

See, that's the thing. They taste okay to me. Weird and creamy. Now I dunno if I would eat it every day. But it doesn't taste "fruity", at least not the way we think of it.

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grenades_and_ham 3 points ago +3 / -0

Smell and taste. Its the only thing the host of Bizzare Foods host Andrew Zimmer can't eat. If you ever watched his show he eats some nasty stuff. He described it as rotten onions. The wife grew up in Asia and likes it though. They even have it flavored in candy. Its bad, trust me.

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grenades_and_ham 3 points ago +3 / -0

The wifey does too. You can count me out fren.

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PhilFoden 1 point ago +1 / -0

haha Andrew Zimmer's a pussy. 3 year old kids scoff that down like eating a toast bread.

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Agent_Orange 1 point ago +1 / -0

They definitely smell bad, but tastes pretty good. In many hotels in Asia (I specifically remember Singapore) there are signs that say you can't bring it in the hotel because they smell so bad. It permeates everywhere once you crack it open.

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breakupbigtech 2 points ago +2 / -0

I've tasted durian. It is the worst fucking fruit ever. But you either like it or hate it. I describe it as having a sweet rotting taste to it (when fresh).

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Defender110 17 points ago +17 / -0

Upvote for durian, because it’s delicious.

Is there a durian meme now? Please let there be a durian meme!

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Minarchist_Manlet 2 points ago +2 / -0

I assume Durian is based now.

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TheStoneOfSisyphus 17 points ago +18 / -1

Are you wearing a porcupine on your face ?

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jcd_007 13 points ago +13 / -0

That would be a durian.

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Toughsky_Shitsky 17 points ago +18 / -1

A Big Red (I'm guessing a big cab), a jug of Frank's, and a case and a half of Goya beans.

Gonna be a rough morning tomorrow for anyone within a block of your terlet ...

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Jaqen 6 points ago +6 / -0

Relevant username

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Nunyo_Biznez 14 points ago +14 / -0

Durian? How does stinky fruit fit?

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slangin_paint 25 points ago +25 / -0

Not like that dirty whore kamal who costs $3.50 and smells twice as bad

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BasedTexasCPA 17 points ago +17 / -0

Goddamn lochness monster took my tree fiddy

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jarasan 7 points ago +7 / -0

So I answer the door and there he is, the lochness monsur, an I ask im what you want lochness monser, and he says about tree fitty. He said bout tree fitty.... HAHAHAHAHAHA! love that episode....

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endthefed11 12 points ago +12 / -0

That’s saying something because durian smells like rotting ass.

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tchouk 3 points ago +3 / -0

If you eat it fresh right after cutting, it doesn't smell so bad.

I loved it when I tried it.

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R3Dpill 12 points ago +12 / -0

With that Jug of Frank’s you can put that shit on everything

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yzzp 6 points ago +6 / -0

i keep a jug of redhot in my purse - hillery black vote clinton

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WalkFastGoHome 2 points ago +2 / -0

The funniest part about that was I'm a dude who literally does carry hot sauce with him wherever he goes. I have bottles in the fridges of my friend's houses. Her fake comment was offensive to me as an actual lover of hot sauce.

And btw, there's way better stuff than Frank's that's still American made.

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bigmikesballsack 1 point ago +1 / -0

I agree Franks isn’t the best. I use Wingstop sauce on my wings. Any recommendations? I have a pretty high heat tolerance.

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WalkFastGoHome 2 points ago +2 / -0

Burns and Mccoy Exhorresco is one of my favorites. Torchbearers entire line, at least from what I've tried, is fantastic. The garlic reaper lives up to the hype. I'm really loving the Kauai Juice Co Kauai (chocolate) Habanero as a daily driver sauce. Their mango garlic ghost is phenomenal as well. Also, yellow bird is solid all around.

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bigmikesballsack 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wow - you know your sauce. Thanks!!

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fluffykitten 12 points ago +12 / -0

guys I found the Viet among us

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TownesVanCamp 11 points ago +12 / -1

Eeew durian..... Disgusting.

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OnlyAmerica 18 points ago +18 / -0

The only effective deterrent against Sniffy Joe.

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HeIsVigo 13 points ago +13 / -0

Poor kids can smell just as good as white kids Jack!

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TwoPlusTwoEqualsFour 8 points ago +8 / -0

I'm having Alien flashbacks GET IT OFF YOUR FACE ITS INSIDE YOU REEEEEEEE

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REEdirectedfrmreddit 7 points ago +7 / -0

SMELLS TERRIBLE LOOKS GREAT

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Lelouch 6 points ago +6 / -0

Is this what it looks like when Joe takes your melanin?

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jimmycrack 6 points ago +6 / -0

Louisiana hot sauce is better than Franks Red Hot change my mind...you can't cause it is true...

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Former_RM2 4 points ago +4 / -0

None of that off the shelf stuff is hot enough. I like my spicy level at about Princes Hot Chicken XX Hot level.

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RocketSprocket 2 points ago +2 / -0

I carry hot sauce in my purse.

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WalkFastGoHome 1 point ago +1 / -0

Go ghost or go home!

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FreeJack2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

yeah i got to start making my own 'military grade' stuff with home pickled peppers and such. Most of the store bought stuff is mostly water, vinegar and salt.

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MobileDev4Trump 3 points ago +3 / -0

I always keep a bunch of hot sauces in my fringe. Frank's is best used for a base for condiments and buffalo sauce for wings. I'll usually use Crystal when it comes to batters and eggs. While not a hot sauce Gochujhang is pretty amazing stuff when you want to spice up a dish.

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REEEEEEEEEEE 3 points ago +3 / -0

I wanted to downvote you but that’s rude - I’ll just tell you you’re wrong :)

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jimmycrack 1 point ago +1 / -0

haaa

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WalkFastGoHome 2 points ago +2 / -0

Crystal for the win!

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PerdomoArmy 6 points ago +6 / -0

Navy beans, navy beans, MAGA SANDWICH!!!

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MagnanimousDonkey 4 points ago +4 / -0

Sleepy Joe, sleep sleepy Joe!

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Pelviskick 5 points ago +5 / -0

Is that the Hot Sauce bottle Hillary keeps in her purse?

It would probably take that much to cover up the taste of Huma's crotch.

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montag 4 points ago +4 / -0

They say a symptom of Covid-19 is loss of smell.

Trust me, if you even face an open durian you’ll be begging your nose doesn’t work.

Do us a favor Pede, donate a couple of those to the next BLM “protest” :)

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hocuspocusfocusjeep 4 points ago +4 / -0

You’re not fucking around

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Tenspot20 3 points ago +3 / -0

Goya Makes a High Quality Bean!

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Block_Helen 3 points ago +3 / -0

Wow, brave man.

But I missed it, is there a Red Hot boycott? How does the durian fit in?

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793D 3 points ago +3 / -0

Damn in my neck of the woods that's approx 3 decades of hot sauce right there.

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Celtic_Warrior 3 points ago +3 / -0

Sweet. Some Red Bulls would be nice in there as well

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pmurTJdlanoD 1 point ago +1 / -0

Looks like they got chugged at the beginning of this night

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YouKnowWhatItIs87 3 points ago +3 / -0

Very well done sir! When I went on a Goya spree, I was ravaging the canned food isle, but when my gf wanted to buy some random frozen bullshit, I caught her and saw Goya, so I said “let’s get the Goya brand”, it’s a frozen tacorito, basically a rolled up taco. Let me tell you, for frozen food, those are damn good.

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ShakeYourTrumpThang 3 points ago +3 / -0

Clearly not a Biden voter judging by skin tone.

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IllKissYourBoobies 3 points ago +3 / -0

The memes walk among us.

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Casidog 2 points ago +2 / -0

Durian fruit? The fruit that has a smell that could gag a maggot? You are a brave soul.. 😆

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phunxyn 2 points ago +2 / -0

Why the durian?

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PhilFoden 1 point ago +1 / -0

thighland

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kd5ywa 2 points ago +2 / -0

I prefer Texas Pete myself.

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Sodium_miner 2 points ago +2 / -0

Bout to make some MAGA goulash.

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VoterIDMatters 2 points ago +2 / -0

What tires do you use though

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Winston_Smith84 2 points ago +2 / -0

Durian, yek! Burt go Goya!!!!

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JinSakai 2 points ago +2 / -0

Pepe is proud

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PNWArtist 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm with you on the Goya but you can take that durian waaaay outside and toss it into a hermetically sealed garbage can and then nuke it. Please. :)

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NvJohansson 2 points ago +2 / -0

And Red Bull to wash it down... who's CEO, a conservative Trump supporter, told his F1 racers that if they kneel to BLM commies, they'll be kneeling themselves out of a 30 million a year job. He already fired 2 top execs who pushed for some diversity wokeness, so he's not fucking around.

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CQVFEFE 2 points ago +2 / -0

Looks like Billy Gibbons having his face eaten

And my ZZ Toppers went hell yeah

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magabirdlady 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nice feet.

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Omgwtfbbq 2 points ago +2 / -0

I put red hot on everything.

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Muh_Wailing_MXbabies 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sure Hillary, sure 👌

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OnlyTrump20 2 points ago +2 / -0

Now I want to make some chili.

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793D 2 points ago +2 / -0

*The contents of this Pede are flammable, please extinguish any naked flames