Can somebody give me the low down? I must have missed something in between the CEO of Red Bull telling his SJW executives to buzz of and Goodyear cucking to BLM.
See, that's the thing. They taste okay to me. Weird and creamy. Now I dunno if I would eat it every day. But it doesn't taste "fruity", at least not the way we think of it.
Smell and taste. Its the only thing the host of Bizzare Foods host Andrew Zimmer can't eat. If you ever watched his show he eats some nasty stuff. He described it as rotten onions. The wife grew up in Asia and likes it though. They even have it flavored in candy. Its bad, trust me.
They definitely smell bad, but tastes pretty good. In many hotels in Asia (I specifically remember Singapore) there are signs that say you can't bring it in the hotel because they smell so bad. It permeates everywhere once you crack it open.
I've tasted durian. It is the worst fucking fruit ever. But you either like it or hate it. I describe it as having a sweet rotting taste to it (when fresh).
So I answer the door and there he is, the lochness monsur, an I ask im what you want lochness monser, and he says about tree fitty. He said bout tree fitty.... HAHAHAHAHAHA! love that episode....
The funniest part about that was I'm a dude who literally does carry hot sauce with him wherever he goes. I have bottles in the fridges of my friend's houses. Her fake comment was offensive to me as an actual lover of hot sauce.
And btw, there's way better stuff than Frank's that's still American made.
Burns and Mccoy Exhorresco is one of my favorites. Torchbearers entire line, at least from what I've tried, is fantastic. The garlic reaper lives up to the hype. I'm really loving the Kauai Juice Co Kauai (chocolate) Habanero as a daily driver sauce. Their mango garlic ghost is phenomenal as well. Also, yellow bird is solid all around.
yeah i got to start making my own 'military grade' stuff with home pickled peppers and such. Most of the store bought stuff is mostly water, vinegar and salt.
I always keep a bunch of hot sauces in my fringe. Frank's is best used for a base for condiments and buffalo sauce for wings. I'll usually use Crystal when it comes to batters and eggs. While not a hot sauce Gochujhang is pretty amazing stuff when you want to spice up a dish.
Very well done sir! When I went on a Goya spree, I was ravaging the canned food isle, but when my gf wanted to buy some random frozen bullshit, I caught her and saw Goya, so I said “let’s get the Goya brand”, it’s a frozen tacorito, basically a rolled up taco. Let me tell you, for frozen food, those are damn good.
And Red Bull to wash it down... who's CEO, a conservative Trump supporter, told his F1 racers that if they kneel to BLM commies, they'll be kneeling themselves out of a 30 million a year job.
He already fired 2 top execs who pushed for some diversity wokeness, so he's not fucking around.
Wut n tarnation
I’m so confused
Life just keeps on going.
Life finds a way
YOU'RE IMPLYING THAT A GROUP COMPRISED ENTIRELY OF FEMALE ANIMALS WILL BREED?
Buy it. Support based US companies
Don't eat durian in the house?!?
Just don’t eat durian.
Disagree.
Smells like hell, tastes like heaven.
smells like stinky feet, tastes like the best ever custard you will ever eat..
https://www.appalachianhistory.net/2017/05/what-in-tarnation.html
Whoa whoa whoa......FRANK’S IS A BASED COMPANY??? Awesome! What did I miss?
So is Red Bull
Well circle cut my bacon. I'll be...
They warned me Satan would be attractive.
Well butter my biscuit and call me Sally!
Red Hot on our side. WE CANT LOSE (I keep some in my purse in case I have to pander)
“I put that shit on everything!”
What a slogan.
Whereas Dems just shit on everything... and ironically so do their constituents!
Can somebody give me the low down? I must have missed something in between the CEO of Red Bull telling his SJW executives to buzz of and Goodyear cucking to BLM.
I know durian is some kind of super stinky food, but...?
I don't think durian can even have a "brand" I think its just comedic effect.
At least, I hope so. The stuff supposedly reeks to high heaven, but tastes good.
Franks is a great sauce. I'm glad to hear this.
What did franks do?
Imagine sending this image to your 2012 self
What did Frank's do? I missed that one. And the durian fruit too actually.
Cant find anything on franks, but did discover you can buy Trump hot sauce lol
https://www.yourhotsaucecompany.com/hot-sauces/president-trump-hot-sauce-detail.html
And only $6 too. That's so little money to pander to black folks by pretending to carry it around with you.
Guaranteed to burn a liberal’s ass.
Besides being the best goddamn hot sauce?
I don't know, this place never answers shit
I wouldn't want to ride in an elevator with this 'pede, ...even with a cuckmask on. 👌
Ya. Don't crack that durian in the apartment.
Whole building will smell it
THIS WILL BE THE BEST ICE CREAM EVAR
It's like an episode of "Chopped"... MAGA Edition!
Welp.. this is the first time I'm giving away wing secrets...
Super Pede Hotwing Simple Sauce:
1 bottle franks
1/2 stick butter
1.5 tbsp grape jelly
Ranch dressing side - Kashmiri chili powder sprinkled (or more) on top
Occams Razor says you are Asian :-)
Who else would buy a durian?
I'm white and would buy a durian because my mom introduced me to it and its delicious.
I mean I was born Asian but recently changed my voter registration to Republican.
Haha you are a banana Twinkie
Old Marines or Sailors (probably issued Asian wives) who were Pacfleet. Source: am one.
I bought one once. I did not do that again.
Its definitely an acquired taste. I'm not a fan of wet walnuts, so that's gonna be a pass from me dawg.
Sandals in the house. Confirmed NOT Asian
No redbull?
I tried my first one several weeks ago because of that
Unfortunately it won't be a staple for me because I don't drink energy drinks, but if I ever do it'll be Red Bull
Not sure why people complain about the flavor, tasted alright to me
The original flavour tastes medicinal to me, seems to often be an energy drink standard. The white Red Bull was fukn delicious however.
Try the blueberry.
"You're turning violet, Violet!"
Good to know. I gave up on energy drinks after my first try, years ago.
I wont do energy drinks. Had a real bad scare while on No-Doze back in the day. No thanks.
Yes I'm worried these kids will have health problems later from all these stimulants
but orange monsters are life.
No Doze , Vivarin and Jolt did me in
But did you die?
Same, I'm already lit as fuck, if they made drinks to relax and chill out, I'd be a life long customer.
Scotch
Scotch? Really? That's the best idea i've hear here in a while. Thanks, fam. 😉👍
https://i.maga.host/ZM6ZTOu.png
If you need help “rotating or taking inventory “ I know a guy .... Nice Stash !!
Redbull has an ORGANICS line. Cola, Lemon Soda, Ginger Ale, and Tonic Water. https://i.maga.host/7AoXssZ.png
Whelp, I might have to give that a try if I can find it.
Eating more organic was part of the problem but I'll still drink a soda a couple times a week so it wasn't the whole thing.
Mostly I don't want that much caffeine at once all the time even though it's the equivalent of maybe 3 cups of coffee.
Looks like he shotgunned seventeen of them before setting up this picture.
Durians are weird.
The only effective deterrent against Sniffy Joe.
I've never seen one in real life, but I've always heard they smell real bad.
They taste pretty awful too. I don't find the smell as repulsive as others do tho.
It one of those tastes (and smells) that you don't "get" until one day you do. And then it's like crack.
The best way I can describe it without being too vulgar is that it's like how men perceive the "scent" of a woman before puberty versus after.
Wow I read that the same way and was thinking wtf.
Dude needs to rephrase that sentence, lol.
Pretty sure he meant the way a male likes the smell of vagina before the male hits puberty and after the male hits puberty.
I think he means how a prepubescent man perceives the scent of a woman versus a post pubescent man perceives the scent.
Is that you sleepy Joe?
Wait what
it's an acquired taste.. like rotten cheese hahaha
See, that's the thing. They taste okay to me. Weird and creamy. Now I dunno if I would eat it every day. But it doesn't taste "fruity", at least not the way we think of it.
Smell and taste. Its the only thing the host of Bizzare Foods host Andrew Zimmer can't eat. If you ever watched his show he eats some nasty stuff. He described it as rotten onions. The wife grew up in Asia and likes it though. They even have it flavored in candy. Its bad, trust me.
The wifey does too. You can count me out fren.
haha Andrew Zimmer's a pussy. 3 year old kids scoff that down like eating a toast bread.
They definitely smell bad, but tastes pretty good. In many hotels in Asia (I specifically remember Singapore) there are signs that say you can't bring it in the hotel because they smell so bad. It permeates everywhere once you crack it open.
I've tasted durian. It is the worst fucking fruit ever. But you either like it or hate it. I describe it as having a sweet rotting taste to it (when fresh).
Upvote for durian, because it’s delicious.
Is there a durian meme now? Please let there be a durian meme!
I assume Durian is based now.
Are you wearing a porcupine on your face ?
That would be a durian.
A Big Red (I'm guessing a big cab), a jug of Frank's, and a case and a half of Goya beans.
Gonna be a rough morning tomorrow for anyone within a block of your terlet ...
Relevant username
Durian? How does stinky fruit fit?
Not like that dirty whore kamal who costs $3.50 and smells twice as bad
Goddamn lochness monster took my tree fiddy
So I answer the door and there he is, the lochness monsur, an I ask im what you want lochness monser, and he says about tree fitty. He said bout tree fitty.... HAHAHAHAHAHA! love that episode....
That’s saying something because durian smells like rotting ass.
If you eat it fresh right after cutting, it doesn't smell so bad.
I loved it when I tried it.
With that Jug of Frank’s you can put that shit on everything
i keep a jug of redhot in my purse - hillery black vote clinton
The funniest part about that was I'm a dude who literally does carry hot sauce with him wherever he goes. I have bottles in the fridges of my friend's houses. Her fake comment was offensive to me as an actual lover of hot sauce.
And btw, there's way better stuff than Frank's that's still American made.
I agree Franks isn’t the best. I use Wingstop sauce on my wings. Any recommendations? I have a pretty high heat tolerance.
Burns and Mccoy Exhorresco is one of my favorites. Torchbearers entire line, at least from what I've tried, is fantastic. The garlic reaper lives up to the hype. I'm really loving the Kauai Juice Co Kauai (chocolate) Habanero as a daily driver sauce. Their mango garlic ghost is phenomenal as well. Also, yellow bird is solid all around.
Wow - you know your sauce. Thanks!!
guys I found the Viet among us
Eeew durian..... Disgusting.
The only effective deterrent against Sniffy Joe.
Poor kids can smell just as good as white kids Jack!
I'm having Alien flashbacks GET IT OFF YOUR FACE ITS INSIDE YOU REEEEEEEE
SMELLS TERRIBLE LOOKS GREAT
Is this what it looks like when Joe takes your melanin?
Louisiana hot sauce is better than Franks Red Hot change my mind...you can't cause it is true...
None of that off the shelf stuff is hot enough. I like my spicy level at about Princes Hot Chicken XX Hot level.
Go ghost or go home!
yeah i got to start making my own 'military grade' stuff with home pickled peppers and such. Most of the store bought stuff is mostly water, vinegar and salt.
I always keep a bunch of hot sauces in my fringe. Frank's is best used for a base for condiments and buffalo sauce for wings. I'll usually use Crystal when it comes to batters and eggs. While not a hot sauce Gochujhang is pretty amazing stuff when you want to spice up a dish.
I wanted to downvote you but that’s rude - I’ll just tell you you’re wrong :)
haaa
Crystal for the win!
Navy beans, navy beans, MAGA SANDWICH!!!
Sleepy Joe, sleep sleepy Joe!
Is that the Hot Sauce bottle Hillary keeps in her purse?
It would probably take that much to cover up the taste of Huma's crotch.
They say a symptom of Covid-19 is loss of smell.
Trust me, if you even face an open durian you’ll be begging your nose doesn’t work.
Do us a favor Pede, donate a couple of those to the next BLM “protest” :)
You’re not fucking around
Goya Makes a High Quality Bean!
Wow, brave man.
But I missed it, is there a Red Hot boycott? How does the durian fit in?
Damn in my neck of the woods that's approx 3 decades of hot sauce right there.
Sweet. Some Red Bulls would be nice in there as well
Looks like they got chugged at the beginning of this night
Very well done sir! When I went on a Goya spree, I was ravaging the canned food isle, but when my gf wanted to buy some random frozen bullshit, I caught her and saw Goya, so I said “let’s get the Goya brand”, it’s a frozen tacorito, basically a rolled up taco. Let me tell you, for frozen food, those are damn good.
Clearly not a Biden voter judging by skin tone.
The memes walk among us.
Durian fruit? The fruit that has a smell that could gag a maggot? You are a brave soul.. 😆
Why the durian?
thighland
I prefer Texas Pete myself.
Bout to make some MAGA goulash.
What tires do you use though
Durian, yek! Burt go Goya!!!!
Pepe is proud
I'm with you on the Goya but you can take that durian waaaay outside and toss it into a hermetically sealed garbage can and then nuke it. Please. :)
And Red Bull to wash it down... who's CEO, a conservative Trump supporter, told his F1 racers that if they kneel to BLM commies, they'll be kneeling themselves out of a 30 million a year job. He already fired 2 top execs who pushed for some diversity wokeness, so he's not fucking around.
Looks like Billy Gibbons having his face eaten
And my ZZ Toppers went hell yeah
Nice feet.
I put red hot on everything.
Sure Hillary, sure 👌
Now I want to make some chili.
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