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Joe Biden is not prepared. (youtu.be) ⚠ NSFCucks ⚠
posted ago by davidac1982 +2987 / -0
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bubadmt 86 points ago +86 / -0

It was a debate! 😅

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G_regulator 54 points ago +54 / -0

Imagine doing that to a 79 year olds wrist. You'd break his hand off.

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Italians_Invented_2A 58 points ago +58 / -0

You're a damn liar. You want to check my shape, let’s do push-ups together.

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deleted 13 points ago +13 / -0
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hshdhhd 9 points ago +10 / -1

here's a funny video comparing Obama scandals to Trump's "scandles"

https://youtu.be/Se9vu1wqXIE

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Flipbarryfromreddit 1 point ago +1 / -0

I bet he’ll make her suck dick for a black belt 😂 white belt is the lowest level hahahaha there is like 7 of them

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ManfredH 3 points ago +3 / -0

Look fat, look! Here's the deal... Cornpop was a dude!

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Au_contrarian 2 points ago +2 / -0

Deglove

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G_regulator 1 point ago +1 / -0

This word. Gives me shivers when I hear it. I've seen things I can't unsee.

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MustBeTrump 17 points ago +17 / -0

IT WAS A DEBATE

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Mr_Clit_Beastwood 2 points ago +2 / -0

Kackle Kcackle Kackle

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Rothbard 50 points ago +50 / -0

What if the creepy guy bites your finger or forces you to rub his leg hairs?

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deleted 18 points ago +18 / -0
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Rothbard 18 points ago +18 / -0

His signature move.

Jerry Lawler: OMG No No He isnt OMG its the hair rub OMG that little black boy is done for now No No Bidens laying down on top of him. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5... It seems Biden will not get off him he just continues to sniff. *Star Spangled Banner starts playing. Trumps here he is running down to the ring the crowds chanting. "4 more years, 4 more years". Bidens up Trump is laying into him the crowds going wild. Trumps grabbed him by the neck is he? No he isnt... OMG Trump did it he just deported Joe the sniffer Biden over the top rope. Trumps helping the little boy up. The crowd continues MAGA MAGA.

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larc7thheaven 6 points ago +6 / -0

Trump laying the smackdown on sleepy joe's candy ass !

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WhatWouldTrumpDoMAGA 4 points ago +4 / -0

Trump slams a chair over Bidens back in this story. You didn't say it, but he did.

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PoorKidsJustAsBright 6 points ago +6 / -0

I know a thing or two about roaches! I love children sitting on my lap, period. Jack.

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montanapede 4 points ago +4 / -0

'Gums' your finger...

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lmao 1 point ago +1 / -0

hold up, I need more info first. Do the hairs turn blond in the sun?

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bh506407 32 points ago +33 / -1

This could actually save some girls out on the campaign trail if sniffin’ Joe ever decides to come out of his basement!

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Jojobelle 20 points ago +20 / -0

Now do Kamala doing BJJ

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kratomlol 9 points ago +9 / -0

She has transcended the black belt.

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wholesomekangz100 3 points ago +4 / -1

Blowjob jitsu?

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deleted 2 points ago +2 / -0
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ENTP 1 point ago +1 / -0

She does BJ just fine without any help, thanks

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CyberBeep 14 points ago +14 / -0

Given Biden's age it might fracture something. Would cause a few day of downtime before he can get back to sniffing.

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Ponzo 6 points ago +6 / -0

So better grab his head and do a Stone Cold Steve Austin when he comes sniffing.

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Italians_Invented_2A 10 points ago +19 / -9

I hope nobody takes seriously this "self defense" bullshit.

Watching a woman doing a choreography against a pretend attacker is like watching Bugs Bunny defending himself from a shotgun by putting his finger in the barrel.

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PigBeenBorn 23 points ago +23 / -0

The headbutt was good advice

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loverat 13 points ago +13 / -0

I have in fact used the reverse headbutt on an univited suitor in a pub! If you are short enough to have your head under their chin jumping straight up is also good, especially if they are talking and end up biting their tongue =)

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FluffiPuff 3 points ago +4 / -1

This is excellent advice!! This happens to me, but they have to bend down lol

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Italians_Invented_2A 6 points ago +6 / -0

Haha yes, he should have left it there

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Belleoffreedom 9 points ago +9 / -0

Slow-mo, low force demonstrations are how people learn.

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Italians_Invented_2A 7 points ago +8 / -1

I'm not criticizing the teaching method, I'm criticizing the content.

An elbow to the ribs is much more practical and effective than that bullshit wrist maneuver.

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LoneStarDangler 3 points ago +3 / -0

In Ameri-Do-Te we go all out, full force all the time. That's why its the most street lethal system.

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Wanderlust 6 points ago +6 / -0

This one might actually do something. The setting is usually a crowd. I'd imagine the grip is loose and they're not expecting any kind of resistance. There's no way a woman win's in any contest of strength, but this may (no matter the outcome) concisely show the crowd that something very not okay just happened to the woman.

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testaccount9597 3 points ago +3 / -0

Smashing them in the balls is a hell of a lot faster, easier, more natural, and takes fewer movements.

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Wanderlust 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's a good point, but then you'd have to touch Joe's balls.

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FluffiPuff 4 points ago +4 / -0

I take it seriously because it worked. The goal is evasion, not subjugation.

I'm 4'11, and my only goal in self defense is to open up enough space to get away from my attacker. I did, and it worked, for several minutes, going up a stairway, backwards, in highheels. Knowing how to break wrist holds and how to block grabs saved my life.

Thank you, Daddy, for teaching me unarmed combat moves.

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Italians_Invented_2A -3 points ago +1 / -4

Mmm kinky. I like small girls and daddy roleplay.

Yes knowing how to breaking wrist holds is vital, but if someone grabs your neck you need to strike. It's easier to evade after you hit him.

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FluffiPuff 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yes but the strike must be done without hesitation. My Father was a good Father, and he taught me how to evade people who might exploit me. He also taught me how to kill them.

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ZeroDeltaTango 0 points ago +1 / -1

Mmm kinky. I like small girls and daddy roleplay.

Deported.

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testaccount9597 3 points ago +3 / -0

No kidding. There's no fucking way a woman or smaller man could get my hands off their shoulders by grabbing them... Honestly the best you can do against a larger male that already has you in the 'creeper hold' is try to hit them in the balls as hard as you can and try to run away.

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BidenTouchedMe 1 point ago +1 / -0

Not true. He's not expecting retaliation so if she's fast it's possible. Come to some jujitsu classes.

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Italians_Invented_2A 1 point ago +1 / -0

Exactly. Martial arts are based on physical strength. In fact real martial artists like Goku spend their time mostly increasing their strength.

The maneuver on the video could work if you're stronger or at least same strength as your attacker, but even then, you generally have to hit the opponent's forearm with your knuckles to break the resistance and apply the lever.

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senzafine 7 points ago +7 / -0

I found this site a long time ago - nononsenseselfdefense - if anyone is interested in keeping themselves safe. A wrist lock maneuver won't teach you how to be safe at night, how to plan an escape route, or spot a rapist in advance. Prevention is always better than using force.

Especially handy for women that don't have much upper body strength.

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FluffiPuff 6 points ago +6 / -0

This. Prevention and awareness makes the difference.

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lolreddit 7 points ago +7 / -0

the only thing joe biden is prepared for is to take a nap, and even THAT is in question. can he nap on his own? does he need a sleeping pod? how many kids need to be with him? these are the questions the media should be asking. fuckin retards

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HiddenDekuScrub 6 points ago +6 / -0

I love how they were trying not to crack up the entire video. You could see it in their faces.

Joepedo deserves a good whack on the nose.

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Iranhasnukes 5 points ago +5 / -0

Nothing against the good senator

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unclebobinator 3 points ago +3 / -0

Safe thing to say to be honest. I'm not going to call him based, but at least he isn't a faggoty leftist who only throws pot shots at the POTUS.

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Dev404 4 points ago +4 / -0

Headbutt is the only effective move. The rest of it requires both strength and expecting the other person to react exactly as you'd expect. Can't rely on that. Fights are fast and messy, especially against someone you didn't prepare for. The simpler and faster your first move is typically better. Headbutt in this case.

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Peace-maker 3 points ago +3 / -0

How to deal with a creepy raper guy...

https://youtu.be/2hJ5U3eqz7Q

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MAGA_____bitches 3 points ago +3 / -0

Sweep the nostril

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kekkk 3 points ago +3 / -0

How about an over the top elbow right to the kisser

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PillarOfWisdom 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's sad that people have to protect themselves from these pervert democrats.

I still wear my Bill Clinton Rape Whistle with me everywhere to keep safe. You know, in case Bill Clinton tries to rape me. https://me.me/i/bill-clinton-rape-whistle-whistle-rape-clinton-www-info-bill-clinton-13628374

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BidenTouchedMe 3 points ago +3 / -0

Are these real instructers? Video is funny but an instructer would never just say "get the best grip you can find. This is referring to the point were he say to lower your base and grab the hands. Jujitsu is very formulated. There is a specific grip technique for everything and and alternatives down the line for any slight differerance is the opponents position. I've never in all my time in a gym heard instructor say grab the best grip you can find.

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wapsi109283 3 points ago +3 / -0

Good advice, now pretend you’re a twelve year old girl.

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Edmond 2 points ago +2 / -0

Love it!

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Visolatte 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is why I love this site.

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cbonez416 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thanks I needed that!! Hahhaa

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Blurpy 2 points ago +2 / -0

C'Mon, Man!

Don't teach her that... what are you, a cocaine Junkie?!

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Blurpy 1 point ago +1 / -0

That dude is "Badder" than Corn Pop!

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WheeeeeThePeople 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ohio? Just here to say Ohio St football team sucks harder than Kamala.

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CrackerSmurf2 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's the worst thing I've ever seen, What weakens him to her wrist lock just her will power? LMFAO. Drop to your base, kick inside of knee dropping your foot alonginside of lower leg to foot stomp, wrap around one hand to the wrist lock as you turn take your free hand raising up to the throat with a knuckle punch. release the wrist taking that arm up their arm and once again a knuckle punch to the throat. and walk away. Thanks this has been a lesson in common sense Kenpo Karate.

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MakeHollandGreatAgai 2 points ago +2 / -0

youtube will remove this video fo SHO

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rubberkidney 2 points ago +2 / -0

chuck norris + billy corgan

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Madman2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

Maybe they should change that symbol at the beginning with Ohio in it. Looks a little pizza like...

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Belleoffreedom 3 points ago +3 / -0

I was wondering about that. It's a logo "G" for "Gracie." Relson Gracie.

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Madman2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ok. I see that.

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JoeGottem -8 points ago +5 / -13

Videos like this are so cringey, especially when they do garbage like 'wrist locks' or some other stupid kung fu touch of death style technique. Standing in their stupid gi's like that means they're some kind of expert. None of that shit works in real life! Go learn real martial arts like jiu jitsu, wrestling, and karate.

But if you actually come across someone trying to harass you and sniff your hair like creepy sleepy joe, you take out your 9mm, turn around and shoot them right then and there!

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Romans116 11 points ago +11 / -0

LMAO as much of a cuck as this guy is calling Pedo Biden a good senator, he's a fifth degree BJJ black belt. BJJ is about the most legitimate fighting form you can get. And trust me, wrist locks work.

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JudgeWhoAllowsStuff 2 points ago +4 / -2

Does the wrist lock work if the guy does something other than stop and cooperate with the wrist lock, like they do in all videos like this? Like pulls that arm away from her and chokes her out with his left arm?

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Romans116 1 point ago +1 / -0

Until you've felt the tremendous instant pressure and pain of all that leverage in one small joint it's hard to understand why his whole body follows her application of the lock. It's instant pain compliance. To try to muscle your way out of a wrist lock would be like sawing your left hand off with your right hand. I guess you could do it but the knee-jerk reaction to a wrist lock is usually instant panic and compliance.

Edit: Added panic for clarity

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JudgeWhoAllowsStuff 1 point ago +1 / -0

I have my doubts it would allow a 100lb woman to incapacitate a full grown man.

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Romans116 1 point ago +1 / -0

Depends on her level of training. Probably not a white belt but a solid purple belt or higher, no doubt

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kratomlol 1 point ago +4 / -3

The video is a parody stop taking it so serious my god. Acting like a little liberal cuckold right now.

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wiombims 2 points ago +3 / -1

The bjj bros in this thread don't know that!

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Clsballer23 4 points ago +4 / -0

Lol this is literally bjj

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kratomlol 2 points ago +2 / -0

Not only that but its Gracie.

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Romans116 1 point ago +1 / -0

We won't hold that against them 😉