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posted ago by Redgolfball ago by Redgolfball +416 / -0

I got a fever Monday, slept Tuesday and Wednesday morning I was fine. I have to do a stupid quarantine for 10 days, but the good news is that I'm now immune. I've had flu bouts that were WAY worse. It was totally not a big deal.

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brutustyberius 22 points ago +22 / -0

The only prescription is...more Trump. It will make you feel better.

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AtomicShnoz 5 points ago +5 / -0

kek

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Mona1950 3 points ago +3 / -0

Well, I get my prescriptions by mail - from what i understand THAT won't be happening due to the post office BS. I need some Trump every day.

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SparTuckis 12 points ago +12 / -0

Glad you're doing alright, fren. Stay hydrated, don't take long walks at night through Portland or Chicago, and your chances of survival are high.

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Midwestknowsbest 11 points ago +11 / -0

Today we gather to mourn the loss of Redgolfball. He contracted the deadly virus COVID-19 (which definitely did not come from China) and died horrifically and painfully after infecting 16 others. Dr. Fauci has confirmed he contracted this illness because he was not wearing a mask, face shield, goggles, gloves, and a BLM tshirt. While some wild conspiracy theories are going around that Redgolfball is in fact still alive and suffered though only mild cold/flu symptoms; social media sites have been quick to censor these dangerous theories. So as to prevent further widespread death and panic, we will be shutting down all small businesses indefinitely, bricking up the doors to all churches and community centers, and will be requiring mail-in only voting (voters will receive their ballot conveniently pre-filled for the Democratic party).

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BuffaloReaper94 7 points ago +7 / -0

Was there congestion, sneezing, etc.? Did it seem like a different form of illness to you? Way back in November I had a fever, maybe a slight cough, but no congestion or sneezing or anything like a normal flu. I said at the time, “That was the weirdest glu I’ve ever had.” Slept for a couple of days and it pretty much subsided. Two months later the plague to end all plagues was all over the news....

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Frunobulax 5 points ago +5 / -0

Same thing happened to me in mid-January after being in Colorado Springs over Christmas. Thought nothing of it besides "musta been a touch of the flu"...

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Flirtmeaway2 1 point ago +1 / -0

In January, slept for 3 days. Figured it was a really odd flu

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MamaLlama4DJT2020 5 points ago +5 / -0

Glad you’re feeling ok!

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YourMamma57 3 points ago +3 / -0

Get well soon pede

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CanadiAnon 2 points ago +2 / -0

So you just had the flu and they told you it was covid.

Everything is covid right now, there isnt a special virus its all just regular corona viruses for the scamdemic.

Dems colluded with Gates, WHO and China to “release a virus” to try to take down Trump. Remember when Fauci said “Trump will face a pandemic this term” ?

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Txponi 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hell they had a guy that died in a motorcycle wreck listed as a covid death here.

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ex67v 1 point ago +1 / -0

I had the same thing about a week before things started getting bad in early March. Had a fever on a Thursday night, took some tylenol, woke up Friday, felt a little crappy, slept most of the day. Saturday I was fine... like it never happened. I don't know for sure if it was Covid... but nobody else in my household got it.