“Yes, I’ve met with a couple of guys named Eric Ciaramella and John Brennan. You should probably talk to them and have them quarantine in a known location.”
I almost signed up for it back in March when my locale was desperate for volunteers, but I saw the writing on the wall and just knew this was headed into cliff-diving territory regarding abuse of power. I'm genuinely glad that my instincts were correct.
“I need you to tell me the names of all the people you’ve been in contact with this week.”
“Sure - I’m happy to do my part. Let me think for a second...well, Monday, there was the guy at the gas station. Tuesday morning and then again late afternoon I saw your mom. I gotta tell you, the things she will do would blow your mind. A bit of a screamer, that one. Wait - I forgot, I also saw her Thursday and Friday.
Ah yes, training the new gestapo youth. First it is for the kung flu, but as soon as people begin to remove the mask of ignorance they'll begin tracking down "Civil Dissidents".
No but I turned my cell phone off in March :) (could see something like this coming).
spez: yes at a local park for some reason they do but not other parks, anyway I give them a fake name and phone number cause fuck communist perverts. None of their business.
I'm torn between telling them to piss off and giving them so much false information they spend the next month chasing their tail.
“Yes, I’ve met with a couple of guys named Eric Ciaramella and John Brennan. You should probably talk to them and have them quarantine in a known location.”
Dude, I was there too, Big Mike used the stall next to me, then went and chatted up bruce springsteen.... man fun times.
Contact tracer=KGB
I guaran-fuckin-tee if you trace it back to/through an illegal alien student, they'll expel and hate crime your ass
Watch
Just fucking watch
I'm guessing none of them are majoring in physics or computer science
I would guess they are not premed either. Maybe nursing students but i doubt it they usually volunteer their free time in clinics.
Of course not. they have more important degrees like feminist dancing studies and gender science you bigot.
I like how "normalizing" Trump is the worst thing imaginable for the left.
Meanwhile, they're normalizing Stasi-like behavior.
I almost signed up for it back in March when my locale was desperate for volunteers, but I saw the writing on the wall and just knew this was headed into cliff-diving territory regarding abuse of power. I'm genuinely glad that my instincts were correct.
No child of mine is going to grow up to be a professional government snitch
"On campuses". That's funny! College is fucking closed.
Professional snitches? Of course it's college kids.
I would literally just name off the entire faculty, and claim I touched every surface in the cafeteria.
I have OCD don't he so ableist
“I need you to tell me the names of all the people you’ve been in contact with this week.”
“Sure - I’m happy to do my part. Let me think for a second...well, Monday, there was the guy at the gas station. Tuesday morning and then again late afternoon I saw your mom. I gotta tell you, the things she will do would blow your mind. A bit of a screamer, that one. Wait - I forgot, I also saw her Thursday and Friday.
Get fucked, you pussy little Stasi wannabe.”
Training the next generation of brownshirts.
Ah yes, training the new gestapo youth. First it is for the kung flu, but as soon as people begin to remove the mask of ignorance they'll begin tracking down "Civil Dissidents".
Mao's youth brigades
Actual brown shirts
Yay our own comrade commisar, comrade commissars for everyone!
Has anyone been contact traced?
No but I turned my cell phone off in March :) (could see something like this coming).
spez: yes at a local park for some reason they do but not other parks, anyway I give them a fake name and phone number cause fuck communist perverts. None of their business.
So what is their job description?
Hey, I met Joe Biden, I think he may need to go back into his bubble bunker.
Now they can stalk the guy/girl they’ll never get with guilt-free 🤡.
Oooh ayh want to punch a tracer bcz ayh was "scared they were stalking me"
Fuck these idiots, they knew what they signed up for. Contract tracing should be ILLEGAL!!!
contact tracer cuck
Did you hear? The Stasi is hiring!