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starsabove 42 points ago +42 / -0

I'm torn between telling them to piss off and giving them so much false information they spend the next month chasing their tail.

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STEVE_HUFFMANS_BULL 30 points ago +30 / -0

“Yes, I’ve met with a couple of guys named Eric Ciaramella and John Brennan. You should probably talk to them and have them quarantine in a known location.”

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E-dantes 14 points ago +14 / -0

Dude, I was there too, Big Mike used the stall next to me, then went and chatted up bruce springsteen.... man fun times.

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AJ_Pinochet 26 points ago +26 / -0

Contact tracer=KGB

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Business-Socks 2 points ago +2 / -0

I guaran-fuckin-tee if you trace it back to/through an illegal alien student, they'll expel and hate crime your ass

Watch

Just fucking watch

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Pirate_Lafitte 18 points ago +18 / -0

I'm guessing none of them are majoring in physics or computer science

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trainbyday 3 points ago +3 / -0

I would guess they are not premed either. Maybe nursing students but i doubt it they usually volunteer their free time in clinics.

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Robert_oconnor 1 point ago +1 / -0

Of course not. they have more important degrees like feminist dancing studies and gender science you bigot.

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wethedownvoted 16 points ago +16 / -0

I like how "normalizing" Trump is the worst thing imaginable for the left.

Meanwhile, they're normalizing Stasi-like behavior.

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TheTPL 9 points ago +9 / -0

I almost signed up for it back in March when my locale was desperate for volunteers, but I saw the writing on the wall and just knew this was headed into cliff-diving territory regarding abuse of power. I'm genuinely glad that my instincts were correct.

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SizzleChest 13 points ago +13 / -0

No child of mine is going to grow up to be a professional government snitch

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InebriatedDaily 13 points ago +13 / -0

"On campuses". That's funny! College is fucking closed.

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YugeNut1 12 points ago +12 / -0

Professional snitches? Of course it's college kids.

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Bramble 8 points ago +8 / -0

I would literally just name off the entire faculty, and claim I touched every surface in the cafeteria.

I have OCD don't he so ableist

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Sarcastro 8 points ago +8 / -0

“I need you to tell me the names of all the people you’ve been in contact with this week.”

“Sure - I’m happy to do my part. Let me think for a second...well, Monday, there was the guy at the gas station. Tuesday morning and then again late afternoon I saw your mom. I gotta tell you, the things she will do would blow your mind. A bit of a screamer, that one. Wait - I forgot, I also saw her Thursday and Friday.

Get fucked, you pussy little Stasi wannabe.”

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Bramble 7 points ago +7 / -0

Training the next generation of brownshirts.

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MagaMilitia 6 points ago +6 / -0

Ah yes, training the new gestapo youth. First it is for the kung flu, but as soon as people begin to remove the mask of ignorance they'll begin tracking down "Civil Dissidents".

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Work2gethrBiglyOrDie 2 points ago +2 / -0

Mao's youth brigades

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Dialectic 6 points ago +6 / -0

Actual brown shirts

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E-dantes 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yay our own comrade commisar, comrade commissars for everyone!

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Muttsbitetoo 5 points ago +5 / -0

Has anyone been contact traced?

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stepping_razor123 6 points ago +6 / -0

No but I turned my cell phone off in March :) (could see something like this coming).

spez: yes at a local park for some reason they do but not other parks, anyway I give them a fake name and phone number cause fuck communist perverts. None of their business.

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Lol_Garrus 5 points ago +5 / -0

So what is their job description?

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TheTPL 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hey, I met Joe Biden, I think he may need to go back into his bubble bunker.

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50blessings 4 points ago +4 / -0

Now they can stalk the guy/girl they’ll never get with guilt-free 🤡.

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DoctorCox 3 points ago +5 / -2

Oooh ayh want to punch a tracer bcz ayh was "scared they were stalking me"

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Rugar22 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fuck these idiots, they knew what they signed up for. Contract tracing should be ILLEGAL!!!

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tuvok86 3 points ago +3 / -0

contact tracer cuck

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deleted 3 points ago +3 / -0
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catvideos3 2 points ago +2 / -0

Did you hear? The Stasi is hiring!