Hannity greeted me by putting both his hands on my shoulders and exclaiming: 'Humpty!' His nickname for me was Humpty Dumpty. I asked if he ever felt bad about the name-calling. 'No,' he said. He took his hands off my shoulders and moved toward the bar.
Has to be humpty tater right?
ROFL
< be me
< be a massive Cuck
< get called Humpty Dumpty cuz fat
< tell the story in my book
< still a cuck
Gotta be.