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j3llyr0ll 29 points ago +29 / -0

Those kids hate both political parties (though obviously one more than the other). They honestly think they're going to tear it all down and start their new country. They're definitely not voting (the mentality they've expressed in their online hangout).

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ginpunk 8 points ago +8 / -0

I want some WAP!!!

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Bonami 1 point ago +1 / -0

I think you are right. The Dems remind me of when, in Three Amigos, Chevy Chase ended up in a closet when he tried to enter the bad guys stronghold through a window. When the heroine asked him, "What do we do now?", his reply was, "We have no plan, sometimes you can overplan these things." The Dems have talked themselves into a closet :)

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EDDIT_IS_CUCKED 14 points ago +14 / -0

I already have my ticket (registered to vote).

DO YOU?

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ZeroDeltaTango 15 points ago +15 / -0

I'll line up early like I'm going to a Trump rally and want a front-row seat. I'll bring lunch and a chair

I'll line up early like I'm going to a Trump rally and want a front-row seat. I'll bring BREAKFAST and a chair

:)

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SPEZ_CUPS_CCP_BALLS 9 points ago +9 / -0

Be sure to make it a Chad Burrito!

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LadyLuck 7 points ago +7 / -0

Amateur. :-P

I'm treating this like old school Black Friday shopping - bring a tent, bring dinner, bring a thermos of coffee and an audiobook and some phone power banks because you're going to be there aaalllll night.

I will be first in line the day the polls open, mark my words.

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ZeroDeltaTango 5 points ago +5 / -0

Having been there all weekend in my inflatable party palace, I'll greet you when you arrive :)

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LadyLuck 4 points ago +4 / -0

If you have a bouncy house, I want in please.

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ZeroDeltaTango 2 points ago +2 / -0

Consider you and your entourage formally invited to bounce on in

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SHALL_NOT 3 points ago +3 / -0

You’ll need (at least) two breakfasts, two lunches, a dinner, a tent, and a change of clothes if you want a front row seat. We are high energy!

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ZeroDeltaTango 3 points ago +3 / -0

High energy is right

Not left LOL

Wonder how many days Biden "supporters" are waiting in line to vote HAHAHAHA, sorry I couldn't type that with a straight face

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Ebbie8708 9 points ago +9 / -0

Gonna be shouting “ FOUR MORE YEARS!!” As I wear my pink Trump hat and my July 4th dress with cartoon puppies and BBQ themed icons on it!!

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WestCoastG 5 points ago +5 / -0

"Trump's re-election is going to be the biggest "fuck you" ever recorded in human history"

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Ithrowawaay 10 points ago +10 / -0

If you can go to Starbucks you can go to vote!

Also, if you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball!

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Cheesemaker 7 points ago +8 / -1

Thats why they want to ban going to a store.

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grapenuts 2 points ago +3 / -1

I waited for 4 hours to vote in 2016, in a middle sized midwest town. Shit was crazy. Never waited more than 10 minutes before

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KuzoKevin [S] 33 points ago +33 / -0

Fauci and Birx were God-like a couple months ago. Let's see how long it takes for the media to destroy their credibility.

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KekistanPM 20 points ago +20 / -0

When Fauci said it's safe to vote I think he lost a lot of credibility on the left. "Drumpf forced him to say that." etc.

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Bullet_Tooth_Tony 9 points ago +9 / -0

They will be the next Elon Musk to the left.

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KekistanPM 8 points ago +8 / -0

The left: "We f***ing love science! Anyone who devotes their life to high tech innovations is a role model and a hero!"

Also the left: "f**k elon musk for not being more woke."

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ZeroDeltaTango 15 points ago +16 / -1

Fauxi the Unprincipled COVID Kingpin (F.U.C.K.) literally called out to the Trump administration, announcing his certainty that they will definitely be dealing with a viral plandemic; then FUCK helped fund the engineering of the virus; and then FUCK presided over its implementation as a political bioweapon; all in order to profit obscenely from therapeutics and vaccines and to secure his place in the coming global government (i.e., communism).

Then FUCK fucked up and admitted the truth that masks don't work. Here's FUCK on video doing just that: https://streamable.com/oml2rf

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NOTWOKE 6 points ago +6 / -0

Wonderful acronym. FUCK is a swamp general.

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ZeroDeltaTango 4 points ago +4 / -0

Can you believe our lives depend on what this FUCK says?

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Ebbie8708 5 points ago +5 / -0

Well let us hope with that throat surgery we don’t have to hear from the little demon until 11-4.

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Sumarongi 1 point ago +1 / -0

‘throat surgery’ 😂

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sustainable_saltmine 27 points ago +27 / -0

they only care about Fauci and Birx when they say something they want to hear. When they say something otherwise, then their "expert" status wanes. To the left the "experts" are only those that support the narrative, never say anything contrary

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Colonel_Chestbridge 6 points ago +6 / -0

Why is it people want to hear the worst possible news?

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CROMAGA 10 points ago +10 / -0

Because Orange Man Bad

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chelthing 4 points ago +4 / -0

Internal rage is a helluva drug

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ADAM_SCHITT 1 point ago +1 / -0

We also do that but we also don't say that we trust these faggots like they do.

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NessInOnett 3 points ago +3 / -0

"You must present proof of vaccination before entering polling stations"

If we start hearing the fake news tell us we need to be vaccinated to enter public spaces (businesses, restaurants, etc).. you can be damn sure this will happen.

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AlphaOmaga 12 points ago +12 / -0

Funny thing. Both Starbucks by me are now closed down. Lol.

Objectively shit coffee btw.

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ZeroDeltaTango 8 points ago +8 / -0

Objectively shit coffee btw.

I disagree. It works great to take the grease spots off my driveway.

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AOCs_tits 9 points ago +9 / -0

Trump voters don't give 2 shits about foul weather or lines. I hope the weather is terrible, it'll keep the soy boys at home.

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Ebbie8708 8 points ago +8 / -0

It’s a war of attrition at this point, boys!

We gotta stay motivated and pumped up to wait in those long as lines to vote for Trump! The enemy is eating itself while we remain happy as fuck to support our beloved President Trump!!

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Shadilady 8 points ago +8 / -0

I do believe regular polling locations are just fine. What really tells me that the states pushing mass mail voting are full of shit is the fact that they jumped straight to that option without even considering something else. We had pop up testing tents everywhere, those could be polls. Drive up voting? I don't know, something to keep the integrity of the election.

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Siteless_Vagrant 5 points ago +5 / -0

When's HER throat surgery?

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Ebbie8708 6 points ago +6 / -0

Why do you think she wears all them scarfs?

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drsowells1fan 3 points ago +3 / -0

She should start with some veneers for her jacked up teeth.

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MisterKag 5 points ago +5 / -0

So I get a progressive lecture and free Wi-Fi while waiting in line for $5 burnt swill?

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MAGA_____bitches 5 points ago +5 / -0

If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball.

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anthemstander 4 points ago +4 / -0

Whew, I feel so much better now. I mean the virus has a 99 percent recovery rate. But I was still worried.

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Dev404 4 points ago +4 / -0

I've avoided wearing a mask this whole time. Ironically, I'll have to wear one to vote for Trump because I'm not doing this mail in bullshit. Damn these weak minded sheep and this culture of validation infuriates me to no end.

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Aquamine-Amarine 2 points ago +2 / -0

You don't have to wear a mask! I voted early in a primary this past week and I told them I have a medical condition. They still let me in. Just vote as soon as early voting opens in your state, that way you can avoid the lines.

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Dev404 1 point ago +1 / -0

I see! Thanks for the info!

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ripturntle 4 points ago +4 / -0

Meth mouth will hang alongside the rest.

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MAGAlikethis 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yep. YOU have to do your duty and VOTE. Voting is not a speculator sport. Ballots should not be sent out and harvested, this is not a free delivery free pickup service. It is your DUTY as an American. GO OUT and vote.

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BeanieBeanTX 3 points ago +3 / -0

Does that mean we will also get a steaming shovel full of lefty attitude, too? Hehe

Don’t worry. I will be in that line with my folding chair and extra battery for my phone while I read thedonald.win and laugh out loud while waiting to put nails in the “death to America” creepy candidates’ coffins.

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20MagnusKonrad20 3 points ago +3 / -0

Just like with reopening in general, this is an area where they will disregard science in favor of feelings. Science only matters when it comes to infringing upon our rights and basic human dignities.

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RonBohr 2 points ago +2 / -0

ALL STARBUCKS LOCATIONS IDENTIFIED AS MAJOR COVID19 CONTAMINATION AND SPREAD POINTS

-- Monday's headline

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Cutter 2 points ago +2 / -0

Leftists will no doubt use this comment to rationalize burning down all Starbucks.

Wouldn't bother me much, since they harbor leftists anyway.

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Supersaiyanbroly737 2 points ago +2 / -0

Let's just call it protestinf insteas of voting. That'll fool the China virus.

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Tiquortoo 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think you're underestimating the number of libs in major cities that have locked themselves in their apartments for 6 months....

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thisisatestof2 2 points ago +2 / -0

The left: no, Not those experts. Listen to the soccer moms too scare to get their mail or take a walk without a mask.

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Nellie_the_Beaut 2 points ago +2 / -0

Uh-oh! Emergency vocal cord surgery coming up for Deborah?

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FluffiPuff 2 points ago +2 / -0

VOTING will be the BIGGEST TRUMP RALLY ever.

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T_WIN_2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

Online blockchain voting however it will be centralized (US government). Specific app, use SSN, you vote and get token, check your status with token. The Swiss are doing it.

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SNRNXS 2 points ago +2 / -0

If you can go to a store and pull a card out of your wallet to pay, you can pull out an ID at the polls.

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AdamBomb 2 points ago +2 / -0

The number of people voting twice will be insane. There will be people that receive a mail in ballot and vote at polls prior to the mail ballot being counted. people that have residence in multiple states will vote in each state. Permanent residents at your local cemeteries will have a 100% turn out rate. Illegals will be voting. False identities will be made and given fake IDs + bogus places of living and those entities will vote.

We MUST have at least 10% greater turn out than the Dems or the result may be very bad. The energy here is great so I think we can do it, but do not let up!

Have any Trump loving relatives that aren't registered to vote? Go with them to your local county clerk and help walk them through it with the offer of a free lunch at the end!

Think you can identify an antifa goon on video in the process of committing a crime? GO FULL 4CHAN! Those guys are the mostly likely to kick out tons of fake ballots! Get him identified before he votes a hundred times!

Go door to door for a right wing cause (like pro-life awareness) and spread the word about voter registration to those that have positive interactions... statistically you'll get a lot more Trump voters registering that way.

Volunteer for the campaign of one of your local Republican candidates and help distribute pamphlets whilst raising the topic about voter registration for those interested in your guy.

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TheTPL 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah, the starbucks with a corporate policy of having to wear a mask for service inside?

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Neonlightdistrict 2 points ago +2 / -0

They're really pushing this "expert" nonsense on youtube ads lately.

It's so annoying.

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ZeroDeltaTango 2 points ago +2 / -0

LISTEN TO THE EXPERTS

https://streamable.com/oml2rf

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porkrice 2 points ago +2 / -0

They only like Dr. Birx when she criticizes the President 🙄

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Sevdawn 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hell I was just at my chiropractor's office yesterday (got a nice neck and back crunch) if I can go there I can DEFINITELY go vote in person.

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MakeAmericaGreat9 2 points ago +2 / -0

Clearly she's going to retract this statement.

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otarmy2002 2 points ago +2 / -0

Two-fer also: Listen to the experts and Believe all women

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JimRaynor 1 point ago +1 / -0

not THAT expert

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MapleBaconWaffles 1 point ago +1 / -0

Just don't let them write your name on your ballot.

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Facebooks 1 point ago +1 / -0

Time to ruin dr. Birx !

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Savage2000 1 point ago +1 / -0

No wonder some dems hate her

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iouybiy 1 point ago +1 / -0

Large white chocolate Trump latte, please. Hold the soy.

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joelfarm 1 point ago +1 / -0

Another way to say it- “ If you can go in and wander around a mega-store for an hour, not really needing anything, ‘just getting out’, then you should have no problem going to your voting precinct, where safeguards will be in effect.“

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MSTRCHF117 1 point ago +1 / -0

BREAKING NEWS ALL STARBUCKS CLOSED FOR NEXT 3 MONTHS

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Thingthing22 1 point ago +1 / -0

She was referring to a deregulated voting system.

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MAGA_Skull 0 points ago +1 / -1

IT IS YOU FUCKING CUNT!