I was thinking exactly this yesterday. If they tried to scale a high rise you could pull the emergency button to the elevator to trap them so they all get arrested when the cops show up. Dump cat the litter, some spoiled milk, bottles of cheap soda etc.
problem is now the cops won't show up. It'll just be some Commies trapped in an elevator until they try to bust out like in a movie. And the chance they'll set a fire?
I hate those screeching idiots saying, "Are you Fucking Kidding me?" over and over- cuz they are so entitled to everyone's adoration and respect.
Nobody is kidding you, asshole! they really mean it!
With the heat across the western states, I still think it would be obvious to spray them down with citronella oil to help fight against the mosquitoes.
Of course, that stuff is also pretty flammable, so they should not try to light anything on fire...in minecraft.
I wonder how fast an egg would go coming out of one of those blank-powered AR-15 golf ball launchers that claim to get 'up to' 400 yards on a golf ball. Probably soft boiled would work best.
Doors it agaaaaain!!! Reeeeee!
Make them very ripe. This is a good idea.
Would be a real shame of some of them were hard boiled or frozen ;).
Use balloons full of cat pee or pee after you eaten a pound of Asparagus
Diarrhea.
Make sure it’s C.Diff positive cause that smell can melt paint off the wall. 😂🤣💩
If you can get it in a balloon, I’ll throw it 😄
Technical question: How do you poop into a balloon???
It’s a koan – like “one hand clapping,“ or “patriotic Democrat.“
You have diarrhea into a gallon jug with a funnel on top. Remove funnel...attach balloon...pour to fill.
Much experience at that? I want to make sure it works before I attempt it.
You don't need a balloon. You just need condoms or ziploc lunch bags. Carefully put them in an ice cooler and drop them from a building.
No experience in the matter.
However, were I to go insane, I would:
P.S. Lots and lots of PPE
Laxative and a funnel
Ask Hillary?
Oil cone and water it down and stuff it down with a pencil
"oil cone".
If I can't get it in a balloon, I'll just have to diarrhea from the rooftop.
I'll need some help with aiming, not that diarrhea is accurate anyways :D
👌😆
way too much commitment... just leave those eggs in the sun for a few weeks.
You can do this with puree'd salmon as well. The smell will make them vomit.
Too risky, rocks would be effective
It would be a shame if they found the prepositioned bricks ANTIFA loves to distribute.
Or shrunk down to approx 0.5 inches, made of lead, and released at high velocity through a metal tube using a propellant.
Lol, reminds me of Thor describing human guns in Stargate.
Frozen eggs with a slingshot?
And shot out of an elephant gun.
The city itself, by far the heart of liberalism in Portland, is turning against these asshats.
'Bout time.
During the last wave of Chicago looting, the looters were complaining about people throwing buckets of piss down on them.
I was thinking exactly this yesterday. If they tried to scale a high rise you could pull the emergency button to the elevator to trap them so they all get arrested when the cops show up. Dump cat the litter, some spoiled milk, bottles of cheap soda etc.
problem is now the cops won't show up. It'll just be some Commies trapped in an elevator until they try to bust out like in a movie. And the chance they'll set a fire?
Rotten eggs, hopefully.
pro tip: poke a small hole at the top of each egg, let sit for a good week or so in room temperature. voila, you got rotten eggs.
WAKE UP MOTHERFUCKERS!
REEEE! POLICE! POLICE! HELP US!
I hate those screeching idiots saying, "Are you Fucking Kidding me?" over and over- cuz they are so entitled to everyone's adoration and respect. Nobody is kidding you, asshole! they really mean it!
If you have the high ground use it to your advantage. Time to boil a vat if oil and get midevil on their candy asses.
Why not gasoline-filled balloons and bottle rockets?
With the heat across the western states, I still think it would be obvious to spray them down with citronella oil to help fight against the mosquitoes. Of course, that stuff is also pretty flammable, so they should not try to light anything on fire...in minecraft.
This is unacceptable... why dont they call the cops on them... oh wait 🤣
What a waste of good food man. I bet most of those people have pets. I'd be throwing some litter box droppings.
Time to stockpile eggs.
Would be a real shame if someone accidentally stored their frag grenades in the egg cartons. Real shame, indeed.
Good job, citizens.
It would be a shame if i forgot where the toilet was after my super spicy burrito and after 4 cans of beer
Throw water balloons filled with piss at them!
they should fill a watergun with piss next time
Start dropping buckets of bleach
Switch to cinder blocks.
Shoulda thrown more than just eggs, maybe some stink bombs or a 🛋
I would have cleaned my whole fucking fridge out...on their heads.
I'd be dumping buckets of piss and shit on them.
Christ..even the counter protesters in Portland are cucks. Throw bricks you morons.
My friends, please don't hate Portland. We are victims of these commies. Pray for us.
I wonder how fast an egg would go coming out of one of those blank-powered AR-15 golf ball launchers that claim to get 'up to' 400 yards on a golf ball. Probably soft boiled would work best.
I'm waiting until they start tossing cocktails.
Maybe let them have a taste of those shit balloons.
Skunk scent mixed with water and sprayed down on them, question is would they notice?
This is escalating ... anyone else see it?
O MY GOD!!
Bring out a slingshot for more accuracy.
Eggs are cool to hurl used to do it all the time you can really fling one along way.
How about boiling water and bricks?
Soy boy called them plastic eggs because he just finished an Easter egg hunt or found one up his ass
Boiling syrupy sugar water would really mess someone up. Just saying.
Invest in shitty bedpans and let the fun begin! Urine for a lot of fun!
I think we just found a new sport to replace baseball and basketball.
Next time, try bricks.
Boiling oil next
Oh man I'd totally buy a pallet full of eggs to throw at those idiots rioting and protesting
I'd throw bricks if I lived there.