1374 Eggs! Portland Residents Throwing Eggs on Antifa (streamable.com) posted 236 days ago by QuranIsToiletPaper 236 days ago by QuranIsToiletPaper +1374 / -0 87 comments share 87 comments share save hide report block hide child comments Comments (87) sorted by: top new old worst You're viewing a single comment thread. View all comments, or full comment thread. ▲ 62 ▼ – Contay 62 points 236 days ago +63 / -1 Would be a real shame of some of them were hard boiled or frozen ;). permalink save report block reply ▲ 51 ▼ – katsumi27 51 points 236 days ago +51 / -0 Use balloons full of cat pee or pee after you eaten a pound of Asparagus permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 29 ▼ – HighEmergy 29 points 236 days ago +30 / -1 Diarrhea. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 15 ▼ – katsumi27 15 points 236 days ago +15 / -0 Make sure it’s C.Diff positive cause that smell can melt paint off the wall. 😂🤣💩 permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 10 ▼ – Magafactured 10 points 236 days ago +10 / -0 If you can get it in a balloon, I’ll throw it 😄 permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 12 ▼ – DebbieinDallas 12 points 236 days ago +12 / -0 Technical question: How do you poop into a balloon??? permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 7 ▼ – HighEmergy 7 points 236 days ago +7 / -0 If I can't get it in a balloon, I'll just have to diarrhea from the rooftop. I'll need some help with aiming, not that diarrhea is accurate anyways :D permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – Food4thought 1 point 236 days ago +1 / -0 way too much commitment... just leave those eggs in the sun for a few weeks. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – clarefries 2 points 236 days ago +2 / -0 You can do this with puree'd salmon as well. The smell will make them vomit. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – TrollToll 1 point 236 days ago +1 / -0 Too risky, rocks would be effective permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 12 ▼ – Marshall 12 points 236 days ago +12 / -0 It would be a shame if they found the prepositioned bricks ANTIFA loves to distribute. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 11 ▼ – Commiessuck 11 points 236 days ago +12 / -1 Or shrunk down to approx 0.5 inches, made of lead, and released at high velocity through a metal tube using a propellant. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 8 ▼ – Tardigrade 8 points 236 days ago +8 / -0 Lol, reminds me of Thor describing human guns in Stargate. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 8 ▼ – CA-Patriot 8 points 236 days ago +8 / -0 Frozen eggs with a slingshot? permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 6 ▼ – blubberdong 6 points 236 days ago +7 / -1 And shot out of an elephant gun. permalink parent save report block reply
Would be a real shame of some of them were hard boiled or frozen ;).
Use balloons full of cat pee or pee after you eaten a pound of Asparagus
Diarrhea.
Make sure it’s C.Diff positive cause that smell can melt paint off the wall. 😂🤣💩
If you can get it in a balloon, I’ll throw it 😄
Technical question: How do you poop into a balloon???
If I can't get it in a balloon, I'll just have to diarrhea from the rooftop.
I'll need some help with aiming, not that diarrhea is accurate anyways :D
way too much commitment... just leave those eggs in the sun for a few weeks.
You can do this with puree'd salmon as well. The smell will make them vomit.
Too risky, rocks would be effective
It would be a shame if they found the prepositioned bricks ANTIFA loves to distribute.
Or shrunk down to approx 0.5 inches, made of lead, and released at high velocity through a metal tube using a propellant.
Lol, reminds me of Thor describing human guns in Stargate.
Frozen eggs with a slingshot?
And shot out of an elephant gun.