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HighEmergy 29 points ago +30 / -1

Diarrhea.

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katsumi27 15 points ago +15 / -0

Make sure it’s C.Diff positive cause that smell can melt paint off the wall. 😂🤣💩

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Magafactured 10 points ago +10 / -0

If you can get it in a balloon, I’ll throw it 😄

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DebbieinDallas 12 points ago +12 / -0

Technical question: How do you poop into a balloon???

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Magafactured 8 points ago +8 / -0

It’s a koan – like “one hand clapping,“ or “patriotic Democrat.“

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RabidZoo 5 points ago +5 / -0

You have diarrhea into a gallon jug with a funnel on top. Remove funnel...attach balloon...pour to fill.

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JimDandy 3 points ago +3 / -0

Much experience at that? I want to make sure it works before I attempt it.

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cheesecakelove 2 points ago +2 / -0

Laxative and a funnel

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Sumarongi 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ask Hillary?

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Oda_nicullah 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oil cone and water it down and stuff it down with a pencil

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ChrisTheCuckSlayer 3 points ago +3 / -0

"oil cone".

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HighEmergy 7 points ago +7 / -0

If I can't get it in a balloon, I'll just have to diarrhea from the rooftop.

I'll need some help with aiming, not that diarrhea is accurate anyways :D

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Magafactured 4 points ago +4 / -0

👌😆

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Food4thought 1 point ago +1 / -0

way too much commitment... just leave those eggs in the sun for a few weeks.

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clarefries 2 points ago +2 / -0

You can do this with puree'd salmon as well. The smell will make them vomit.