ANTIFA is now throwing shit balloons, good thing ANTIFA is a myth.
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posted ago by nsulltan
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If Antifa is a myth, then it's BLM that's destroying everything and assaulting people. I don't think people should be supporting BLM and its tactic of throwing human waste at people during this pandemic.
As a medical expert you might be best qualified to answer this one.
How exactly does someone fill a balloon with shit?
Follow up question.
How much shit did these chimps get covered in whilst trying to fill balloons with shit?
Puree until liquid and then fill the balloons with a super soaker
Ok I lold
Just imagine that. Blender. Water. Actual shit.
Where's Dan Aykroyd when you need him?
... a disposable super soaker...
They can't afford another one.
I wouldn't put it past them to swallow the balloons and try to squeeze out some pre-filled shit-bombs.
When throwing water balloons, you always have at least one pop ON YOU...
I know this from some friends, you put as much in the deflated balloon as you can, then use a faucet to fill it the rest of the way. If you really want it to be extra nasty, you let it sit and stew for several days before throwing it. Of course, you need to heavily sterilize the faucet afterwards. It's absolutely disgusting, but some people are filthy.
A large syringe?
The put the poop in their mouths, swish it around and blow up the balloons.
:)
You lack creativity pede! Based on the splatter we can imply the viscosity of said shit. It seems fairly liquid in nature. The off green color also implies watery sick poop, possibly from a vegan diet?? Possibly the shit was mixed in a blender...perhaps mixed with piss.
Liquid shit can be sucked up in giant syringes used for flavor injection or even legit giant medical syringes, no needles of course to protect the balloons. A turkey baster would also work. Then just stick the squirty end of your shit filled tool into the balloon opening and let it rip!
I assume a decent amount of shit was still spilled, splashed, and of course premature balloon pops. Lucky for AntiFa they are all degenerate whores who love playing with other people's shit and piss!
Shit slurry. Poop in an empty peanut butter jar, add piss, screw lid shut, shaken, not stirred.
25 years as a jail guard, before you ask how I know.
For filling the balloon, a funnel would work nicely to pour the slurry in.
they're chimpin out
"Weapons hot boys"
mostly feceful protests
You, are brilliant.
Wanna bet they'll try a mass attack, only to be stopped by the deep state since a tragedy like that would unite the nation.
With the type of god awful "green soy diets" they're all on, it's even more of a biological weapon than normal shit
How the crap (pun intended) do you get 💩 into a balloon without putting it in there by hand? And if that is how you do it, do you 💩 in the toilet and then dig it out? Or. Do you 💩 directly into your hand?
Who would even think of doing that. These people's minds have to so demented to even come up with the idea of making crap balloons.
They put it in their with their mouth. That’s how.
Crap goes in. Crap comes out. If that isn't a perfect definition of our education system, I dont know what is.
they mother bird it into the balloon :D
You know those dirty fuckers are into scat play, dirty sanchezes, hot carls, wearing diapers and all the rest of that degenerate shit.
Normally they jerk each other off while they smash those balloons on their own faces.
Maybe they got the soy late squirts.
Well. Alot of them are Vegan. So I guess they just use their built in salad shooter. Put the balloon right up to their crap hole and blast away.
All the anarchists in their squat doing their part to bring down capitalism by shitting in the communal bucket.
Caution: this wizard may or may not be affiliated with antifa...
No fren, we wizards are wise in many arts including the dark arts. I share my knowledge with you so you may be better prepared for the dangers of this world!
We have the best wizards, don’t we folks?
If that us true? Don't you mean...Stole.
water. fucking. canons. now.
I was watching a Top Gear rerun the other day and they had a Polish Riot Squad vehicle on there that had water canons, a flamethrower, a sound weapon and the outside was electrified if anyone tried to climb on the vehicle.
Brown tone machine. A frequency so low it causes those around it to shit their pants.
Sure hope they don't have more empty balloons.
That is absolutely vile. Talk about "chimping out".
Seems to me that since they said they found covid-19 in human waste, anyone flinging their shit at police should be charged with attempted murder
Paul Kersey
You do.
Time for dna tests
With all the jizz in them you may end up with a whole database from 1 balloon
Monkey See Monkey Do Antifa Poo all over you
Fucking gross degenerate assholes. Add bio-terrorism to the list.
Biological warfare
Biological weapons, deadly force authorized.
They've upgraded to bio weapons.
I wouldn’t call it an upgrade
That's biological warfare.
Let me guess... they put the shit into their mouths and blow it into the balloons.
Are the bright green spots from vegans? I don't understand how Portland has anyone willing to be on their Police force anymore. How much of this nonsense can a person tolerate?
These are not people. Not anymore.
Absolutely disgusting. Wipe this filth off the face of the Earth, and I'm not talking about the feces.
Their descent from humans to feces-throwing monkeys is proceeding on schedule.
Return to monke, throw feces.
They're literally monkeys.
How does one shit in a balloon? Rhetorical, please don't answer.
TMW you realize that feces is probably the only thing that these commies have ever produced.
You know your cause is just when you must resort to flinging your own feces to achieve said cause.
And they wonder why we call them degenerate scum? Do they honestly think this helps them? The cops who dealt with this shit you’ve lost entirely. But not only them, someone is going to have to go clean that shit up. Most likely the street department. You’re going to lose them as well. If I had to clean something up like that, I would absolutely despise whoever put it there. Especially knowing it was on purpose.
How does one even fill balloons with shit?
Imagine them filling them... wtf...
On the other hand it several of them were tasked with filling balloons with shit.
Enough reason to open fire and wipe out these COMMIES.
Biological attack. Gonna be some nice charges when they get caught.
They have a coaching video called 2 girls one cup.
Get the DNA and if they have posts about antifa then charge them with assault
Authorities could clear out these urban hive riots in 5 mins if they took water cannon trucks full of used port o potty tank nasty ans rained it down on these mobs of anarchists.
Spreading disease. Bio weapon.
ROFL.. yea who's filling those? that has to be a shitty affair there.
Do I want to ask how that even works? Who's gangster enough to hold open the red balloon to the brown balloon knot?
Nice to see they've regressed to their true form.
I imagine antifa factories producing shit and piss balloons.
They need more fiber in their diets
Jerry Nadler
That's DNA evidence.
How the hell do you fill a balloon with shit? I'm not sure I want to know, but it doesn't seem easy.
Well, they've got to dispose of their condoms somehow.
These mentally ill hoarders must be desperate if they are throwing our their prized possessions.
That looks like what they blow out when their wife’s boyfriend is done reaming them
Just imagine you're the guy who's responsible for loading these bad boys up.
That’s it! Get the water cannons! Wash the filthy shit off the street then clean up the feces balloons.