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A1waysLurk1ing 13 points ago +16 / -3

No thanks, I'll stick with my chicken noodle soup and sprite.

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Hunterscrackbaby 15 points ago +16 / -1

Chick soup, sprite (or ginger ale), some TV show binge of choice (star trek) and a shot of bourbon are the only things I have ever needed to get over any sickness.

Maybe add some capitalism and I think I can get over chinavirus

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thuggishruggishtrump 2 points ago +2 / -0

And a little bit of sticky icky.

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KansasPede1234 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sir, it comes in a bottle. It is important for you to finish the prescription and not simply stop when you feel better.

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OnlyTrump20 11 points ago +11 / -0

Ginger ale.

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AlohaSnackbar 6 points ago +6 / -0

I've found soaking my penis in cider cures most ailments.

Wait, sorry, as it turns out my speech to text got that one phonetically correct, but otherwise wrong. Soaking my penis "inside her"

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bellcurvestrikesback 6 points ago +6 / -0

Instructions unclear accidentally fucked your wife

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thxpk 4 points ago +4 / -0

If he were a Dem, he'd be happy with that, but he's a pede so I'd watch your back

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MaxineWaters4Prez 3 points ago +3 / -0

Gatorade and bedrest.

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Postal 2 points ago +2 / -0

The white man's cure ... Loved that South Park.