3155 News conference with President @realDonaldTrump at 6 pm tomorrow concerning a major therapeutic breakthrough on the China Virus. Secretary Azar and Dr. Hahn will be in attendance. (twitter.com) posted 236 days ago by Firegoodell 236 days ago by Firegoodell +3155 / -0 320 comments share 320 comments share save hide report block hide child comments Comments (320) sorted by: top new old worst You're viewing a single comment thread. View all comments, or full comment thread. ▲ 13 ▼ – A1waysLurk1ing 13 points 236 days ago +16 / -3 No thanks, I'll stick with my chicken noodle soup and sprite. permalink save report block reply ▲ 15 ▼ – Hunterscrackbaby 15 points 236 days ago +16 / -1 Chick soup, sprite (or ginger ale), some TV show binge of choice (star trek) and a shot of bourbon are the only things I have ever needed to get over any sickness. Maybe add some capitalism and I think I can get over chinavirus permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – thuggishruggishtrump 2 points 236 days ago +2 / -0 And a little bit of sticky icky. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – deleted 1 point 236 days ago +1 / -0 ▲ 1 ▼ – KansasPede1234 1 point 236 days ago +1 / -0 Sir, it comes in a bottle. It is important for you to finish the prescription and not simply stop when you feel better. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 11 ▼ – OnlyTrump20 11 points 236 days ago +11 / -0 Ginger ale. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 6 ▼ – AlohaSnackbar 6 points 236 days ago +6 / -0 I've found soaking my penis in cider cures most ailments. Wait, sorry, as it turns out my speech to text got that one phonetically correct, but otherwise wrong. Soaking my penis "inside her" permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 6 ▼ – bellcurvestrikesback 6 points 236 days ago +6 / -0 Instructions unclear accidentally fucked your wife permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 4 ▼ – thxpk 4 points 236 days ago +4 / -0 If he were a Dem, he'd be happy with that, but he's a pede so I'd watch your back permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 3 ▼ – MaxineWaters4Prez 3 points 236 days ago +3 / -0 Gatorade and bedrest. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – Postal 2 points 236 days ago +2 / -0 The white man's cure ... Loved that South Park. permalink parent save report block reply
No thanks, I'll stick with my chicken noodle soup and sprite.
Chick soup, sprite (or ginger ale), some TV show binge of choice (star trek) and a shot of bourbon are the only things I have ever needed to get over any sickness.
Maybe add some capitalism and I think I can get over chinavirus
And a little bit of sticky icky.
Sir, it comes in a bottle. It is important for you to finish the prescription and not simply stop when you feel better.
Ginger ale.
I've found soaking my penis in cider cures most ailments.
Wait, sorry, as it turns out my speech to text got that one phonetically correct, but otherwise wrong. Soaking my penis "inside her"
Instructions unclear accidentally fucked your wife
If he were a Dem, he'd be happy with that, but he's a pede so I'd watch your back
Gatorade and bedrest.
The white man's cure ... Loved that South Park.