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AlohaSnackbar 6 points ago +6 / -0

I've found soaking my penis in cider cures most ailments.

Wait, sorry, as it turns out my speech to text got that one phonetically correct, but otherwise wrong. Soaking my penis "inside her"

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bellcurvestrikesback 6 points ago +6 / -0

Instructions unclear accidentally fucked your wife

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thxpk 4 points ago +4 / -0

If he were a Dem, he'd be happy with that, but he's a pede so I'd watch your back