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posted ago by The69thBrokage ago by The69thBrokage +3062 / -0

I'm drunk and you guys are like family to me. Once I propose to my girlfriend, we're going to livestream my wedding here. Anyone opposed to attending a wedding?

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MLGS 319 points ago +322 / -3

Absolutely do not livestream something as personal as a wedding on a site like this. You're just asking for violent communist stalkers.

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JuanTitor 166 points ago +168 / -2

Agreed. He's drunk, so hopefully this isn't something he'll follow through on.

But it does make for a great post.

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NormaJeanRocks 17 points ago +17 / -0

Lol me too

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PepesCovfefe 6 points ago +6 / -0

Me too hahahaahha

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Chopblock 6 points ago +6 / -0

INSTEAD, WE ASK THAT YOU BOTH SCREAM MAGA! AND PICTURE US DURING YOUR HONEYMOON.

pepe champagne toast.gif

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grenades_and_ham 41 points ago +41 / -0

Wait until he sobers up and goes back through his posts.

"What the fuck was I thinking."

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LacyLiberty 23 points ago +23 / -0

Wait until his gf says Yes and he tells her, "Now, honey, I did make this promise about live-streaming our wedding on TD.win..."

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FlimboFlongins 20 points ago +23 / -3

Also, since you like to make dangerous and potentially life threatening decisions when you're intoxicated, and love/ infatuation is a such powerful drug, please consider sitting down with a Lawyer and get yourself a Prenup. Make sure it involves a video deposition of the signing, and attestation of you both mutually being aware, knowing, and of sound body and mind, thus entering into the agreement. It's sometimes called the "Iron Clad Prenup".

As the divorce statistics are so abysmal in the US, and men are overwhelmingly victimized by the system, with women initiating the vast majority of divorces, it's just a smart play in this era to cover your ass, and your assets. If it ever comes to it, and things go South, you can thank me when you don't loose half of what you earned. Maybe you'll be part of that small percentage that lives happily ever after, and we all hope that's the case.

I'll take the downtoots, I'm just trying to make sure this man protects himself from a Legal System which is overwhelming biased against Men. We sure do get excited on the front end, and that's all good, but times have changed, and it's not the playing field our Grandparents met on.

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Silverblade5 6 points ago +6 / -0

r/MGTOW

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meals23 3 points ago +3 / -0

see this is why I sent you that message saying you make good posts

good posts bru

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FlimboFlongins 3 points ago +3 / -0

Appreciated Meals.

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PepeDontSurf 5 points ago +5 / -0

"So based," she'll say. "My fiance is so based."

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lavendarlady 3 points ago +3 / -0

Surprise ! He didn't. They both like the idea.

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The69thBrokage [S] 11 points ago +11 / -0

Sober now. It's something my girlfriend and I have seriously discussed. We'd probably do it under burner accounts.

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gorillachannel 6 points ago +6 / -0

Don't let these pussies talk you out of it.

Also please be carrying assault rifles during the ceremony.

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lavendarlady 6 points ago +6 / -0

If it works for both of you after careful thought, then I would be honored to attend.

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MAGAlikethis 4 points ago +4 / -0

Are we all invited to the reception as well?

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LugNuts 3 points ago +3 / -0

You assumed Zer gender bigot?!

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JuanTitor 3 points ago +3 / -0

Bigot is my middle name

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LugNuts 3 points ago +3 / -0

God bless free speech. Political correctness is an abomination of God's will.

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hocuspocusfocusjeep 62 points ago +67 / -5

100% DO NOT DO THIS

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leakmouth 9 points ago +9 / -0

bUt tHeYlL aLl bE wEaRiNg mAsKs

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theultimatesean 9 points ago +9 / -0

Not everyone cares about staying anonymous, and/or is willing to deal with the ramifications. If he streams his wedding, so what?

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Npc-1776 5 points ago +7 / -2

Experience is a teacher. Try to avoid learning the hardway

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PinochetIsMyHero 6 points ago +6 / -0

Sad but a fair point.

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TheStoneOfSisyphus 96 points ago +99 / -3

Hook me up with one of the Bridesmaids and you've got a deal.

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womp-womp-twice 46 points ago +46 / -0

found the wedding crasher 😁

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cnn_can_dox_my_balls 91 points ago +93 / -2

Hey fams, love you bro. Thanks for the invite. Appreciate you. But seriously: Head on a swivel. Don’t reveal shit about yourself online. Take some photos of the cake, and we’ll all enjoy it with you. All the best, brosef.

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RecordHighStocks 25 points ago +26 / -1

Username checks out!

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stepping_razor123 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yea agree I've pretty much doxed myself here if anybody wanted to go through and put the pieces of my posts together but I have made it hard for them. In my own defense I'm middle aged and do odd labour jobs with people, farmers and Churches around my rural area and they know my views.

If you are young and have any sort of established career, work in any sort of company with more than 10 people this day in age you need to be really careful.

Don't do it (unless you are old and don't need your career any longer).

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YourWifesBoyfriend 9 points ago +9 / -0

It's a sad thing that you have to hide your identity. Very odd that having an opinion can destroy your life.

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GnosticAwakening 30 points ago +31 / -1

Wow congrats and great idea. First TD wedding hype 😎👌

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FuckReddit4545 18 points ago +19 / -1

Can't believe everyone here is afraid to be doxxed. Fuck that shit, stand proud! Fuck antifa, fuck Democrats, and fuck everyone that would go against you. If were too afraid of sharing a special moment, then they've already won.

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bellcurvestrikesback 17 points ago +18 / -1

Glad I'm not the only one. The amount of unfounded terror here at wimpy antifa is hilarious. So what, they see you get married? Big deal.

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stepping_razor123 3 points ago +3 / -0

Depends on context. I think this poster is young. Depends on what his career is. All things being equal I think he should be very careful.

If he is self employed in an industry where people won't give a shit like being a farmer, OK he can get away with it.

Also consider where he lives. If he lives in rural Alabama OK one thing, if lives in a big douchy urban centre or suburbs I'd be really careful. I'm saying this as a man who walks around in Ontario with a red MAGA hat and Mark Dice shirts when I go into the city pretty much every time.

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Chopblock 1 point ago +1 / -0

Until the commie jihadists are purged from our institutions, we are operating undercover in occupied territory

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Rustybutt 12 points ago +12 / -0

You both need to be dressed like Trump though

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independentbystander 2 points ago +2 / -0

^ THIS!!! ^

COVFEFE-themed wedding = SO MUCH WIN

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jackwerntz 11 points ago +11 / -0

That's awesome, man, something to look forward to!

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wizarddd2121 9 points ago +9 / -0

Alternative idea: Post video of you wearing a MAGA hat as she says 'I DO!'

OR

Post video of you reciting your vows i.e. "I promise to always make america great again"

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OhLollyLollyPop 8 points ago +8 / -0

Thank you. It would be our honor!

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Based_In_Phx 8 points ago +8 / -0

Oh no... DRUNK POSTING!

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BoughtByBloomberg2 7 points ago +9 / -2

Do not do that. I love you man, would love to be there and wish you the best but you'd be putting yourself at risk. You'd be doxing all the attendees, yourself and your fiancee. Antifa would do anything in their power to crash your wedding and derail the whole thing.

Do however share pictures afterwards if the new wife is comfortable with it. Make it anonymous with a pepe protecting everyone's face identity.

I hope you two will tie the knot and start a happy YUGE family.

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Supernova 7 points ago +7 / -0

I only attend weddings with open bars...

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theClutchologist 7 points ago +7 / -0

I can imagine,

Fiance "where do you know him from"

Me "well during the 2020 meme war I posted a spicey meme but was hit with a ddos attack so this pede dragged my meme out of the fire, retooled the meme and shared it back on multiple platforms. I owe him so many upvotes."

Fiance "what the fuck did you just say?'

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SpicyAmerican 7 points ago +7 / -0

Need live music?

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The_Litehaus_Abides 4 points ago +4 / -0

Play this for them. The bride (and her mom) will love it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FV0H4J3cFRs

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lavendarlady 3 points ago +3 / -0

This makes me cry every time. My best friends had this at their wedding in the 70s and we are still best friends.

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The_Litehaus_Abides 3 points ago +3 / -0

It really is beautiful. It's like, if Jesus wrote a wedding song this is what it would sound like.

Seriously, the composer said it was divinely inspired. He's a born-again Christian.

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lavendarlady 3 points ago +3 / -0

That song has always said it all to me. Such a beautiful voice also

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AlaskaBear 6 points ago +7 / -1

Propose sober and don’t do anything nuts and gay. Make it very personal and not a show. It is about her and that is what is important. Start growing a garden together and use that to feed a growing family.

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Ottoandersson 5 points ago +5 / -0

I'm down! My father basically disowned me for being pro trump. Ill send you some BAT crypto too as a good luck start thing.

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Gilgalad 4 points ago +4 / -0

Im all in.

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LibertyisYuge 4 points ago +4 / -0

Sure man, we will be there for your wedding, consummation, birth of your first child, buying your first mini van and many more faun memories. 🍻

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intoseaodb 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's OK to be Drunk.

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Er_hast_mich 3 points ago +3 / -0

What's the dress code and will there be an open bar? I can BMOB, I just need to plan.

But seriously, listen to the voices of reason. We have violent, ruthless enemies and they will at the very least do everything they can to spoil your big day.

Also, from one married man to a future married man, when it comes to planning the wedding you get to say "yes, dear" a bunch. I had more say about my bedtime as a child than I did about most wedding specifics. But always be excited about the ideas she has and LEARN TO PICK YOUR BATTLES.

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Megladonald 3 points ago +3 / -0

Do it, and if the commies fuck around we will set up a go fund me and we will all send you money so you can pop out 4-6 more MAGA-babies and pay for your wedding

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MAGA_Master 3 points ago +3 / -0

Depends. Is the reception open bar?

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WaffleBiscuit 3 points ago +3 / -0

We all appreciate that, but don't reveal personal information like that online. Leftists are always looking to ruin people's lives!

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thebigbear 3 points ago +3 / -0

No, No, No.Thanks for asking us but it is up to you to LISTEN TO US. NO NO NO.

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PinochetIsMyHero 3 points ago +3 / -0

As long as I get a bridesmaid's phone number, I'm good with it.

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TheDonaldParty 3 points ago +3 / -0

Is he sober yet?

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pedepie 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm like your drunk Alex Jones listening uncle!

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teapartypaul 2 points ago +2 / -0

RSVP for 2! Thanks boyyyyy!

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stepping_razor123 2 points ago +2 / -0

Congrats Pede but perhaps re-consider streaming your wedding haha.

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UNfreeNewZealand 2 points ago +2 / -0

How can you spell so well when you’re drunk?

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PosterIsDead 2 points ago +2 / -0

I hate weddings. How about the honeymoon?

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NostalgicFuturist 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is the world we're living in, dude. It's a nice thought, but the goons out there will turn it against you.

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bellcurvestrikesback 2 points ago +3 / -1

Dont listen to the pussies in this thread who are scared of people finding out they're Trump Supporters. Guys, not everyone is as afraid as you are of being known as a fan of GEOTUS.

Loud and Proud brother! Absolutely no reason not to livestream your wedding, we'd love to attend.

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cbonez416 2 points ago +2 / -0

I agree with most. You shouldn't do it but if you do, do it after trump wins 2020!!

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NotADocileLady 2 points ago +2 / -0

Would be honored, buddy!

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Deaditewater 2 points ago +2 / -0

Post a message when it happens and you'll get mega gratz. Don't want ya to get doxxed

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Grond999 2 points ago +2 / -0

DON'T please.

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Rothbard 2 points ago +2 / -0

Id love to attend but yeah probs shouldnt do it.

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BarronTrumpIsAGiant 2 points ago +2 / -0

Take the new wife on a honeymoon to the WHITE HOUSE!

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BigLeague2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's really not worth getting doxxed or having your wedding swatted dude. At most, share photos from the event after it's over. All of the real users here will be just as happy for you.