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posted ago by The69thBrokage ago by The69thBrokage +3062 / -0

I'm drunk and you guys are like family to me. Once I propose to my girlfriend, we're going to livestream my wedding here. Anyone opposed to attending a wedding?

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JuanTitor 166 points ago +168 / -2

Agreed. He's drunk, so hopefully this isn't something he'll follow through on.

But it does make for a great post.

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NormaJeanRocks 17 points ago +17 / -0

Lol me too

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PepesCovfefe 6 points ago +6 / -0

Me too hahahaahha

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Chopblock 6 points ago +6 / -0

INSTEAD, WE ASK THAT YOU BOTH SCREAM MAGA! AND PICTURE US DURING YOUR HONEYMOON.

pepe champagne toast.gif

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grenades_and_ham 41 points ago +41 / -0

Wait until he sobers up and goes back through his posts.

"What the fuck was I thinking."

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LacyLiberty 23 points ago +23 / -0

Wait until his gf says Yes and he tells her, "Now, honey, I did make this promise about live-streaming our wedding on TD.win..."

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FlimboFlongins 20 points ago +23 / -3

Also, since you like to make dangerous and potentially life threatening decisions when you're intoxicated, and love/ infatuation is a such powerful drug, please consider sitting down with a Lawyer and get yourself a Prenup. Make sure it involves a video deposition of the signing, and attestation of you both mutually being aware, knowing, and of sound body and mind, thus entering into the agreement. It's sometimes called the "Iron Clad Prenup".

As the divorce statistics are so abysmal in the US, and men are overwhelmingly victimized by the system, with women initiating the vast majority of divorces, it's just a smart play in this era to cover your ass, and your assets. If it ever comes to it, and things go South, you can thank me when you don't loose half of what you earned. Maybe you'll be part of that small percentage that lives happily ever after, and we all hope that's the case.

I'll take the downtoots, I'm just trying to make sure this man protects himself from a Legal System which is overwhelming biased against Men. We sure do get excited on the front end, and that's all good, but times have changed, and it's not the playing field our Grandparents met on.

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Silverblade5 6 points ago +6 / -0

r/MGTOW

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meals23 3 points ago +3 / -0

see this is why I sent you that message saying you make good posts

good posts bru

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PepeDontSurf 5 points ago +5 / -0

"So based," she'll say. "My fiance is so based."

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lavendarlady 3 points ago +3 / -0

Surprise ! He didn't. They both like the idea.

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The69thBrokage [S] 11 points ago +11 / -0

Sober now. It's something my girlfriend and I have seriously discussed. We'd probably do it under burner accounts.

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gorillachannel 6 points ago +6 / -0

Don't let these pussies talk you out of it.

Also please be carrying assault rifles during the ceremony.

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lavendarlady 6 points ago +6 / -0

If it works for both of you after careful thought, then I would be honored to attend.

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MAGAlikethis 4 points ago +4 / -0

Are we all invited to the reception as well?

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LugNuts 3 points ago +3 / -0

You assumed Zer gender bigot?!

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JuanTitor 3 points ago +3 / -0

Bigot is my middle name

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LugNuts 3 points ago +3 / -0

God bless free speech. Political correctness is an abomination of God's will.