I'm drunk and you guys are like family to me. Once I propose to my girlfriend, we're going to livestream my wedding here. Anyone opposed to attending a wedding?
Me "well during the 2020 meme war I posted a spicey meme but was hit with a ddos attack so this pede dragged my meme out of the fire, retooled the meme and shared it back on multiple platforms. I owe him so many upvotes."
I can imagine,
Fiance "where do you know him from"
Me "well during the 2020 meme war I posted a spicey meme but was hit with a ddos attack so this pede dragged my meme out of the fire, retooled the meme and shared it back on multiple platforms. I owe him so many upvotes."
Fiance "what the fuck did you just say?'