You doth protest too much, methinks. You do know that riding your scooter doesn't count as jogging, right? I know it sucks when years of carbo-loading for video games leaves you immobile, but you should start with dieting. That's actually much more effective than exercise at shedding pounds so you can walk more than 5 feet (or "jog" as you call it). Beyond that, I'd say find a support group or a good therapist. Good luck and God Bless!
You doth protest too much, methinks. You do know that riding your scooter doesn't count as jogging, right? I know it sucks when years of carbo-loading for video games leaves you immobile, but you should start with dieting. That's actually much more effective than exercise at shedding pounds so you can walk more than 5 feet (or "jog" as you call it). Beyond that, I'd say find a support group or a good therapist. Good luck and God Bless!
You're still protesting, but it's not very peaceful. Keep it up coke-xhe, and you'll end up in a Fed's minivan.
And I'm really sorry that there's only pimples and peach fuzz above the fat fold where your jawline should be, but that's no reason to riot.
It looks like poor mental health has claimed another victim. Sad.
you heard it here folks, Shakespeare is for uncultured neck beards.