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TrumpsWall 269 points ago +279 / -10

Horseshit. Q people are patriots and 100% pro trump. This bitch has pretty eyes though

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IForgotMyPw 208 points ago +208 / -0

You only notice because her ugly face isn't out on display so much.

There's a girl at the grocery store I go to that looks like a blobfish. God bless her heart, I'm sure she has a heart of gold. That being said, ever since they have had to wear masks at the grocery store, I actually noticed her upper face is actually quite attractive.

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Elias 184 points ago +184 / -0

"upper face" lol

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BoughtByBloomberg2 122 points ago +123 / -1

Hahaha! I love how we guys can just zoom in on this one part of a woman we really like and compliment it.

"You have a really nice third toe!"

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ScreamingEagles 65 points ago +66 / -1

You got a pretty mouf.

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VetforTrump 14 points ago +14 / -0

We will bang a chick if we can find just that one thing we like. Sometime we don't even need that.

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Hangemh1gh 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thats a yuuuuge part of it!

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cbonez416 11 points ago +11 / -0

100% haha this was good

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Dialectic 34 points ago +34 / -0

That's a hot af forehead you got there

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CLAPPED_YOUR_DAD 6 points ago +6 / -0

'Cause she got a forehead just like Tyra

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Magnolia87 6 points ago +6 / -0

Butter face. She’s hot all over but her face.......

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NotaRept 3 points ago +3 / -0

Size&Shape of the pupil's ,pupil location of the right eye, nasal bridge's width&shape, and "she" also has slight discoloration on the rightside of the bridge.

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ParadigmShift2070 32 points ago +32 / -0

Ted Cruz also looked like a blob fish but the beard saved him, maybe it could do the same for her

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FlimboFlongins 22 points ago +22 / -0

That Image Consultant definitely earned their fees. These days almost no one recognizes the infamous Zodiac Killer.

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JediMasterPepe 4 points ago +4 / -0

Kek

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Space_Force 20 points ago +20 / -0

One side effect of the Chyna Virus, with everyone wearing masks, a 6 can pass as an 8. This is a great time for butterfaces and underage kids trying to buy alcohol.

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Skogin 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hey again, Captain!

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DemsHaveNoHomeHere 15 points ago +16 / -1

This is exactly why people who don't directly profit from mask sales support them! Men who can't grow beards and fug ugly ppl love them bc it hides their visual genetic defects. Having not only the ability to grow a beard but also taken the time to get it right it's painfully obvious that it's a new mandatory fashion. This shit won't end if China wins in November.

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OrangeElvis 7 points ago +7 / -0

Yeah, but f beards. Itchy hot food traps.

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WestPalm 12 points ago +12 / -0

It's called a flavor saver.

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Fabius 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yeah, not a fan.

Also works like a mask to hide ugly features on men. I'm clean shaven and handsome.

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Original_Dankster 3 points ago +5 / -2

Seriously. I can grow a pretty cool looking beard - full where it needs to be with some angular, face shaping empty bits. Think John wick but fuller.

But I hate the feeling of it. Takes all my discipline not to just run a trimmer over it. I keep it because my girlfriend hates it and won't shut up about it - so as a contrarian, I'm keeping it to teach her she doesn't get a say in my grooming. If she ever shuts up and accepts I make my own grooming decisions, I'll let it go.

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Butthurt 2 points ago +2 / -0

I keep mine because my wife is all over me when I have one. I’m not really into the beard thing, but eh...whatever. I do have to trim sometimes because it’s just disgusting when I try to eat ice cream or soup.

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sackofwisdom 4 points ago +4 / -0

It won't end. Ever notice Asian students in your city wearing masks before the shut down? This shit is gonna be worn by sheep for years .

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SirCamembert 3 points ago +3 / -0

Whenever asked to put a face mask on, you should say “oh right! How could I forget my protection!” And then pull out a tin foil hat to put on as well.

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HeavyHebrew 20 points ago +20 / -0

[David Icke intensifies]

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meltingman 17 points ago +17 / -0

Always a dead giveaway LOL

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ProdigalPlaneswalker 8 points ago +8 / -0

lizard people!

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Epsteinkilledhimself [S] 43 points ago +43 / -0

absolutely horse shit notice the commie fist on the mask

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308win -2 points ago +10 / -12

Its the logo for OUR. Operation Underground Railroad. Its a fist breaking chains...like a slave breaking free. Its simulare to the emancipation statue. Operation Underground Railroad sends their own spec ops teams and busts up pedofiles and their human trafficing rings across the world. They just busted up a HUGE pedoring in Cambodia this past week. They saved a lot of underaged girls from being sold on the market as sex slaves. OUR has detained over 2,000 pedos.

Edit: Confirmed. Downvoters are pedophiles.

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january20 16 points ago +16 / -0

OUR may be a legit organization, but that fist is the marxist "revolution" fist.

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308win -12 points ago +7 / -19

Emancipation. A fist breaking free from chains. Its a symbol of freeing oneself from slavery. Slavery still exists today. OUR frees these enslaved people. Its not a commie fist but an emanicpation logo. Kinda like the emancipatiom statue that the commies tried to tear down? Remember that not to long ago?

Edit: Getting downvoted for this comment. You all are whacked. Go to the Operation Underground Railroad website. https://ourrescue.org/

Watch them kick the face in on some pedophiles selling little girls...and then come back here and realize how fucking dumb you are for downvoting a comment that supports an organization that throws pedophiles in jail.

Edit Edit: Downvoters are pedophiles. Change my mind.

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ModsBanPaleos 25 points ago +31 / -6

10/10 would nut in her eyes

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chingchong_bigdong 11 points ago +11 / -0

just don't forget to say thank you

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p8riot 19 points ago +19 / -0

It's actually just her eyelashes that are attractive. The eyes themselves are dead and angry.