You only notice because her ugly face isn't out on display so much.
There's a girl at the grocery store I go to that looks like a blobfish. God bless her heart, I'm sure she has a heart of gold. That being said, ever since they have had to wear masks at the grocery store, I actually noticed her upper face is actually quite attractive.
Size&Shape of the pupil's ,pupil location of the right eye, nasal bridge's width&shape, and "she" also has slight discoloration on the rightside of the bridge.
One side effect of the Chyna Virus, with everyone wearing masks, a 6 can pass as an 8. This is a great time for butterfaces and underage kids trying to buy alcohol.
This is exactly why people who don't directly profit from mask sales support them! Men who can't grow beards and fug ugly ppl love them bc it hides their visual genetic defects.
Having not only the ability to grow a beard but also taken the time to get it right it's painfully obvious that it's a new mandatory fashion. This shit won't end if China wins in November.
Seriously. I can grow a pretty cool looking beard - full where it needs to be with some angular, face shaping empty bits. Think John wick but fuller.
But I hate the feeling of it. Takes all my discipline not to just run a trimmer over it. I keep it because my girlfriend hates it and won't shut up about it - so as a contrarian, I'm keeping it to teach her she doesn't get a say in my grooming. If she ever shuts up and accepts I make my own grooming decisions, I'll let it go.
I keep mine because my wife is all over me when I have one. I’m not really into the beard thing, but eh...whatever. I do have to trim sometimes because it’s just disgusting when I try to eat ice cream or soup.
You only notice because her ugly face isn't out on display so much.
There's a girl at the grocery store I go to that looks like a blobfish. God bless her heart, I'm sure she has a heart of gold. That being said, ever since they have had to wear masks at the grocery store, I actually noticed her upper face is actually quite attractive.
"upper face" lol
Hahaha! I love how we guys can just zoom in on this one part of a woman we really like and compliment it.
"You have a really nice third toe!"
You got a pretty mouf.
That's a phrase you hear if you mess with the feds and get sent to for real jail.
SQUEAL LIKE A PIG BOY!
One person took a wrong turn and downvoted me.
We will bang a chick if we can find just that one thing we like. Sometime we don't even need that.
Thats a yuuuuge part of it!
100% haha this was good
That's a hot af forehead you got there
'Cause she got a forehead just like Tyra
Black hair, red eyebrows. Huh? Prepping for a new Antifa peaceful protest.
I wont fuck Mariah. (Even if she had Ashanti butt naked in bed.)
Kek
Butter face. She’s hot all over but her face.......
Size&Shape of the pupil's ,pupil location of the right eye, nasal bridge's width&shape, and "she" also has slight discoloration on the rightside of the bridge.
Ted Cruz also looked like a blob fish but the beard saved him, maybe it could do the same for her
That Image Consultant definitely earned their fees. These days almost no one recognizes the infamous Zodiac Killer.
Kek
One side effect of the Chyna Virus, with everyone wearing masks, a 6 can pass as an 8. This is a great time for butterfaces and underage kids trying to buy alcohol.
Hey again, Captain!
This is exactly why people who don't directly profit from mask sales support them! Men who can't grow beards and fug ugly ppl love them bc it hides their visual genetic defects. Having not only the ability to grow a beard but also taken the time to get it right it's painfully obvious that it's a new mandatory fashion. This shit won't end if China wins in November.
Yeah, but f beards. Itchy hot food traps.
It's called a flavor saver.
That was funny. It shall be stolen.
Yeah, not a fan.
Also works like a mask to hide ugly features on men. I'm clean shaven and handsome.
Seriously. I can grow a pretty cool looking beard - full where it needs to be with some angular, face shaping empty bits. Think John wick but fuller.
But I hate the feeling of it. Takes all my discipline not to just run a trimmer over it. I keep it because my girlfriend hates it and won't shut up about it - so as a contrarian, I'm keeping it to teach her she doesn't get a say in my grooming. If she ever shuts up and accepts I make my own grooming decisions, I'll let it go.
pro tip for the beard growers with sensitive itchy skin. Lotion your beard and chin your skin is super dry or oily hence the itch
I keep mine because my wife is all over me when I have one. I’m not really into the beard thing, but eh...whatever. I do have to trim sometimes because it’s just disgusting when I try to eat ice cream or soup.
It won't end. Ever notice Asian students in your city wearing masks before the shut down? This shit is gonna be worn by sheep for years .
Whenever asked to put a face mask on, you should say “oh right! How could I forget my protection!” And then pull out a tin foil hat to put on as well.