This is exactly why people who don't directly profit from mask sales support them! Men who can't grow beards and fug ugly ppl love them bc it hides their visual genetic defects.
Having not only the ability to grow a beard but also taken the time to get it right it's painfully obvious that it's a new mandatory fashion. This shit won't end if China wins in November.
Seriously. I can grow a pretty cool looking beard - full where it needs to be with some angular, face shaping empty bits. Think John wick but fuller.
But I hate the feeling of it. Takes all my discipline not to just run a trimmer over it. I keep it because my girlfriend hates it and won't shut up about it - so as a contrarian, I'm keeping it to teach her she doesn't get a say in my grooming. If she ever shuts up and accepts I make my own grooming decisions, I'll let it go.
I keep mine because my wife is all over me when I have one. I’m not really into the beard thing, but eh...whatever. I do have to trim sometimes because it’s just disgusting when I try to eat ice cream or soup.
This is exactly why people who don't directly profit from mask sales support them! Men who can't grow beards and fug ugly ppl love them bc it hides their visual genetic defects. Having not only the ability to grow a beard but also taken the time to get it right it's painfully obvious that it's a new mandatory fashion. This shit won't end if China wins in November.
Yeah, but f beards. Itchy hot food traps.
It's called a flavor saver.
That was funny. It shall be stolen.
"Flavor saver" is as old as beards.
Yeah, not a fan.
Also works like a mask to hide ugly features on men. I'm clean shaven and handsome.
Seriously. I can grow a pretty cool looking beard - full where it needs to be with some angular, face shaping empty bits. Think John wick but fuller.
But I hate the feeling of it. Takes all my discipline not to just run a trimmer over it. I keep it because my girlfriend hates it and won't shut up about it - so as a contrarian, I'm keeping it to teach her she doesn't get a say in my grooming. If she ever shuts up and accepts I make my own grooming decisions, I'll let it go.
pro tip for the beard growers with sensitive itchy skin. Lotion your beard and chin your skin is super dry or oily hence the itch
No but I look the part from the neck up.
Neck down I dress like a lazy IT professional
I keep mine because my wife is all over me when I have one. I’m not really into the beard thing, but eh...whatever. I do have to trim sometimes because it’s just disgusting when I try to eat ice cream or soup.
It won't end. Ever notice Asian students in your city wearing masks before the shut down? This shit is gonna be worn by sheep for years .
Whenever asked to put a face mask on, you should say “oh right! How could I forget my protection!” And then pull out a tin foil hat to put on as well.