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Original_Dankster 3 points ago +5 / -2

Seriously. I can grow a pretty cool looking beard - full where it needs to be with some angular, face shaping empty bits. Think John wick but fuller.

But I hate the feeling of it. Takes all my discipline not to just run a trimmer over it. I keep it because my girlfriend hates it and won't shut up about it - so as a contrarian, I'm keeping it to teach her she doesn't get a say in my grooming. If she ever shuts up and accepts I make my own grooming decisions, I'll let it go.

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Epsteinkilledhimself [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

pro tip for the beard growers with sensitive itchy skin. Lotion your beard and chin your skin is super dry or oily hence the itch

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Original_Dankster 2 points ago +2 / -0

No but I look the part from the neck up.

Neck down I dress like a lazy IT professional

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Original_Dankster 2 points ago +2 / -0

Bingo!