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Trumptastic88 31 points ago +32 / -1

Martin Luther Cream

Talcum X
Thurgood Marshmallow
Thurgood Partial
Pale Revere
Tupac Sugar
Alexander Scamilton
Chaka Con
Snow J. Simpson
Crooker T. Washington
Cream Abdul Jabbar
Lames Baldwin
Forest Whiterer
Satchel Beige
Magic Johnson & Johnson
Quincy Scones
Sandals L Jackson
Badly Peel
Milked Chamberlain
Salt Frazier
Lou Alabaster

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nervecellguy 8 points ago +8 / -0

I almost choked on my Covfefe!

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RocketSprocket 4 points ago +4 / -0

That's some high quality list making right there.

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sethlives 6 points ago +6 / -0

W.H.I.T.E. Du Bois

Jesse B. Owensusanapology

Rosa OccupyWallStreet Parks

Richard Dolezal

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stepping_razor123 3 points ago +3 / -0

upTrump for the list. Cream Abdul Jabaar is one of my favourites, was a big sports fan in the 80s!

Do you or anybody else know the one for Talcum X that is a play on Emporer Haile Selassie? It really worked for me and I cannot for the life of me remember it no matter how hard I try.

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basedtexapede 3 points ago +3 / -0

SaginawSausage has an even more extensive list above. The only one I'd add is MiLK Jr.

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Ameronaut 2 points ago +2 / -0

Pale-y Selassie?

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stepping_razor123 2 points ago +2 / -0

I can't remember now but that will do thank you Pede!!!

I went through a reggae phase and the Rastas worship Haile Selassie it just really makes me chuckle.

Spez: "Pale-y Selassie is considered a God and Messiah by the Trustafarians."