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UnidentifiedWhiteMan 12 points ago +12 / -0

It's because they don't get jokes or humor.

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schiff_for_brains 41 points ago +41 / -0

Leftist made a low quality meme. Tries to attribute it to us.

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SauronWasFramed 32 points ago +32 / -0

The left believes they are entitled to your stuff because they breathe and poop

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BunnyPicnic 10 points ago +10 / -0

I can't understand that sub. Every thing they post there makes logical sense.

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Bluestorm83 8 points ago +8 / -0

The joke is that Uncle Sam there is actually spot on correct, both as an appraisal of Capitalism and also the fact of living in a universe with entropy, and they still side with the poop breathers. They just don't know that that's the joke.

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I_Used_to_be_me 91 points ago +91 / -0

"therightcantmeme" sub... you mean the sub that posts memes that nobody on the right has ever seen (because it was made by someone on the left), that they then claim is a "right meme," and thus "therightcantmeme" ? Just more evidence that the left can't meme; pretty pathetic and embarrassing

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schiff_for_brains 49 points ago +49 / -0

We should throw good memes in there and claim they suck. They won’t be able to unsee what they try to downvote.

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Thatunknownguy 26 points ago +26 / -0

already happening

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Oda_nicullah [S] 20 points ago +20 / -0

I did and they eventually caught on.

That was sub # 314 I’ve been banned from

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downvotethechristian 14 points ago +14 / -0

I was banned for there for posting a dank meme.

4chan got ahold of that place and they had to put new rules in because the place actually became fun.

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prayinpede 2 points ago +2 / -0

Rule 314) if the meme is funny and makes the reader think-- instaban

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AngryWriter 7 points ago +7 / -0

That is a great idea and I would totally do that if I hadn't already deleted my reddit account and purged the website from my reality.

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PurestEvil 10 points ago +10 / -0

So basically they are going full straw man on memes?

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PremiumPatriotPepe 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sad!

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RedPillMissionary 39 points ago +39 / -0

I meet people who really believe college, health care and housing are a human right. I say okay whos going to work for free so you can have those services? Response is usually ā€œtax the richā€ or the gov has the money. Okay, so you concede that rich capitalists are necessary to pay for your free stuff? Or the government needs to tax all of us to give you the free stuff. What if EVERYONE decides to drop out of work and live on the free stuff? Or if the rich capitalists leave, with no one remaining to tax? Or what if the gov uses alll of that tax revenue on war or building a dictatorship? Youll be wishing you didnt vote for such a powerful government. Thats kind of the history of socialism in latin america.

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vinnychase 25 points ago +25 / -0

The premise that it's a human right is false. If I'm alone in the forest and break my leg where's my right to healthcare? I don't have it because it doesn't exist. It's not a human right

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Oda_nicullah [S] 9 points ago +9 / -0

I definitely get where you’re coming from and agree for the most part however being charged 50 dollars an aspirin at the hospital or breaking the bank for prescriptions I think is utter nonsense....in which Trump is fighting for us

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Foreign_Aid_is_Theft 5 points ago +5 / -0

But see health insurance != healthcare anyways and definitely != health. Based on US health statistics, most people dont actually care about the health part, just the care and insurance.

Under the ACA, insurance companies are more profitable the more the care costs as their net income is capped as a percentage of premiums.

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WhitePowerRanger 4 points ago +4 / -0

The long and short of it is this; hospitals overcharge everyone. The rich pay it and don’t complain. The middle class complains and gets most of it written off and the poor just don’t pay it. So basically they operate as a donation center and whoever complains the least pays for everyone else.

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BlueCow2ElectricBoo 2 points ago +2 / -0

Trump: Fights for competitive healthcare prices for the poor and middle class.

The Left: BUT IT'S NOT FREEEEEEEE

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Bluestorm83 4 points ago +4 / -0

The closest thing to a right to healthcare is that you have the right to avail yourself of the healthcare that is available to you. Say you can afford Immortality Treatments; you have the right to purchase those. Say I can afford a wooden plank to hold my busted leg together until the bone mends; I have the right to purchase that. Nobody has any sort of right to stop us from securing that healthcare that we have available to us. However, it is not my right that you are forced to pay for MY immortality, even if it would be REAL nice if I had it.

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WhitePowerRanger 4 points ago +4 / -0

Everytime healthcare comes up, I just say you have a right to be as unhealthy and fat and lazy and eat as much fried sugar as you want, and I have the right to laugh at your diabetic pig ass that spent all your money on bad decisions instead of saving for healthcare.

If you haven’t figured out by age 10 you’re going to die and get sick, you’re an idiot.

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Minarchist_Manlet 2 points ago +2 / -0

I can say anything is a right, but if anything can be a right then the word it's meaningless. The only rights that makes sense are negative rights - things that I cannot be prevented from doing.

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fingerofkek 15 points ago +15 / -0

Seems about right.

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honeymussie 13 points ago +13 / -0

I think the horse face in this one is very accurate

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AlohaChris 9 points ago +10 / -1

In the Carboniferous Epoch we were promised abundance for all,

By robbing selective Peter to pay for collective Paul;

But, though we had plenty of money, there was nothing our money could buy,

And the Gods of the Copybook Headings said: 'If you don't work you die.'

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Mellshone 3 points ago +3 / -0

What is this a reference to? Its great!

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AlohaChris 4 points ago +4 / -0

It’s a poem by Rudyard Kipling called ā€œThe Gods of the Copybook Headingsā€.

https://m.poemhunter.com/poem/the-gods-of-the-copybook-headings/

Decades ago, we used to practice cursive writing in copybooks. The teacher (a Nun in my case) would write a phrase on the chalkboard, and the students would fill a whole copybook page with it, writing it over and over to improve their penmanship. The headings were usually proverbs or aphorisms that imparted morality or wisdom, like: ā€œA penny saved is a penny earnedā€.

Rudyard Kipling’s poem contrasts modern sophistry or ā€œprogressive valuesā€ (The Gods of the Marketplace) against the unchanging wisdom and forces of nature (The Gods of the Copybook Headings).

It really rings true tiday with all the degeneracy being passed off as ā€˜progress’ and Communism rearing it’s ugly, murderous, head again.

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HuggableBear 4 points ago +4 / -0

Kipling was one of the original truly based humans. He saw socialism and recognized it for the lunacy it was and mocked it at every turn. He was a soldier's soldier, a hero for the common man, and a moral wit the likes of which I don't think we've seen since except possibly in the persons of Mark Twain and Thomas Sowell.

My most prized possession is an original first edition of Barrack Room Ballads

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AlohaChris 3 points ago +3 / -0

Barrack Backroom Ballads - that sounds amazing.

I remember when the War in Afghanistan began, I was reminded of one Kipling’s darker stanzas:

ā€œWhen you’re wounded and bleeding on Afghanistan’s plains,

And their women are coming to cut up your remains,

Roll to your rifle and blow out your brains,

And go to God like a soldier.ā€

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Mellshone 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well thanks for sharing!

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Miztivin 5 points ago +5 / -0

Why do all these leftist memes reference poop in them?

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ThinkMoose 6 points ago +6 / -0

It's literally the only tangible thing they produce

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BeBest 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hmmm...

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americaeffyeah 3 points ago +3 / -0

does a lack of witty sarcasm make one a democrat or does being a democrat make one lack witty sarcasm?

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Nyy817 3 points ago +3 / -0

Wow very sad

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TGNX 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is a better meme than I have ever seen from the left.

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neverreddit 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hahaha this is hilarious.

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KnightsofReee 1 point ago +1 / -0

Funny enough, their description of capitalism sounds more like communist China's social credit system than it does the free market.

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krepoisbest 1 point ago +1 / -0

i am so confused

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T_WIN_2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sometimes they don't poop...

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HumblePede 1 point ago +1 / -0

Is this supposed to be an indictment of capitalism?

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redditadminssuckit 1 point ago +1 / -0

So far the meme is accurate

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MythArcana 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hey, thanks for the free meme! Don't even need to edit this one.

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sicKENasty 1 point ago +1 / -0

My dog breathes and poops too!

I guess I am entitled to some unearned money since I am her caretaker. Should we measure the weight of her poops for an accurate one to one ratio of poop to dollars?

Black lab for estimates sake.

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NoSteppyonmyPepe 1 point ago +1 / -0

Huh?

I can't believe this subreddit even exists. What's next, "Birds Can't Fly"?

Ugh.

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iWillStand 1 point ago +1 / -0

Prostitution?

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I_Love_45-70_Gov 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well, whoever made this did get the horse face right.

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AdamBomb 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is the just a a cartoon expressing generally understood facts. Where's the meme? OP is correct...

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Flahusky 1 point ago +1 / -0

Someone probably told them this was funny too.

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Rothbard 1 point ago +1 / -0

Its not funny it is true though.

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Crusty_Pede 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is pretty good. Sums it up nicely. At least the retards on that sub will see red pills from time to time

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Red_Pilled_Observer 0 points ago +1 / -1

The guy on the left seems more socialist than capitalist really. Breaking his back for the chance to stand in a long line and hope there is food left for him. The girl is just a typical millennial.