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bluedevilga 57 points ago +57 / -0

Another way to reduce flu deaths is what we did this year, is Mark everything as coronavirus.

I will reduce flu deaths much more efficiently than everyone wearing a mask.

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Thingthing22 17 points ago +17 / -0

Just watch. Flu numbers will mysteriously not happen this year.

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PigBeenBorn 7 points ago +7 / -0

They will, but pneumonia, flu, and covid will all be lumped together

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AngryWriter 9 points ago +9 / -0

Each person who dies will count as a death in each category. Maybe multiple times in the coronavirus category.

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Furaffinitydotnet 6 points ago +6 / -0

Are you implying the numbers aren't just make em ups?

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Thingthing22 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lol... "make em ups"

Right up there with gibs for gib me dats.

Love you pede.

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CommonSensePill 7 points ago +7 / -0

Wow, those people dying in motor vehicle accidents sure are sick!

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bluedevilga 4 points ago +4 / -0

Coronavirus cause them to have a violent coughing fit on the freeway which meant that they drove into the telephone pole. It had nothing to do with their 4.8 BAC.

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