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magaparty [S] 142 points ago +142 / -0

Rumor is this is just for day 1... hopefully they'll announce the rest of the week soon!

EDIT: Thank you mods for Sticky!

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ProphetOfKek 34 points ago +34 / -0

What about John Miller?

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MapleBaconWaffles 14 points ago +14 / -0

Came here to ask this. They can't leave out Mr. Miller after all he's done.

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Juicebusters 10 points ago +10 / -0

Trump should do one of those webcam interviews with John Miller

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chelthing 33 points ago +33 / -0

They even invited Donald J. Trump (D)!

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AmericanJawa 8 points ago +8 / -0

It'll be interesting to see what we get from the crossover speech.

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homertone 2 points ago +2 / -0

Guy Incognito is scheduled to speak as well.

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Mona1950 5 points ago +5 / -0

How can you not love our President when he pulls shenanigans like that???? Balls of steel.

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DoYouBelieveInMAGA 5 points ago +5 / -0

"Madonna has a thing for Mr. Trump but he won't return her calls."

And what was that tape he released that one time? And the reporters figured it out on the air? The madman.

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Please_Clap 4 points ago +4 / -0

DAY 2 Speaker: Ronald Krump ....

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magabirdlady 2 points ago +2 / -0

hahaha

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anduriliamfotw 2 points ago +2 / -0

mr toomph, the guy the liberaps really dont like (not sure who he is) is actually rumored to be a pretty decent guy.

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redditcansuckme 4 points ago +4 / -0

Oh good, I was hoping to hear from John Miller.

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YoungSpice94 2 points ago +2 / -0

Where tf is alex jones?

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Geyck 1 point ago +1 / -0

My damn. I laughed the whole way through. Thank you for this.

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coup13 1 point ago +1 / -0

Rumor has it Trumpy bear will be speaking on day 2

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kratomlol 30 points ago +30 / -0

Dana White is on there.. That's fucking illegal

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magaparty [S] 18 points ago +18 / -0

I didn't realize Dana was on the MAGA train!

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texascpa 28 points ago +28 / -0

Yes, he has stated multiple times that him and Trump are friends and he supports Trump because Trump was the first that supported him.

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Salacious_B_Trump 9 points ago +9 / -0

White is old school like Trump. Loyalty goes a long way with alphas like that.

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ArchbishopofKekistan 20 points ago +20 / -0

I guess UFC is the only sport worth watching.

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DoYouBelieveInMAGA 4 points ago +4 / -0

It is.

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Kek_Johnson 9 points ago +9 / -0

When UFC was banned from pay per view in the 90s Trump hosted it at his casino in New Jersey. They both made a killing hosting events that couldn't be shown on TV. Trump saved UFC from bankruptcy.

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Screaminghellspawn 6 points ago +6 / -0

Trump also hosted two Wrestlemania's for Vince McMahon and WWE, Vince wasn't in financial constraints like White but Vince and Trump have been friends since the 80s

Hulk Hogan famously even cut a promo about Trump back in the day which is amazing. This is his promo.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15adwt6fzVE

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Jsmitty112 7 points ago +7 / -0

If it wasn’t for Trump there would be no UFC.

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Screaminghellspawn 6 points ago +6 / -0

And John McCain tried to kill the UFC and eventually became an enemy of Trump, kinda funny how that works out sometimes.

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PepperJackButter2024 3 points ago +3 / -0

He spoke at the 2016 convention.

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Minarchist_Manlet 2 points ago +2 / -0

They're voting for Biden.

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Modus_Pwninz 29 points ago +29 / -0

I'm so sick of Dan Crenshaw. Dude should be THE Basedlord but he's "red flag Crenshaw" instead. Fucking dumb. He's a real disappointment.

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Polks_Corps 8 points ago +8 / -0

Seriously fuck that guy

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Helmerj 6 points ago +6 / -0

Dude should be bouncin’ 64’s up and down Crenshaw. Not parking Subaru Outbacks at a...

This analogy is going nowhere

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DoYouBelieveInMAGA 3 points ago +3 / -0

6/10 for the effort

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travistd6789 2 points ago +2 / -0

I liked it. 7/10

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VoteCyborgTrump2040 5 points ago +5 / -0

I'm pretty convinced he's a secret lefty. That's why SNL apologized to him too. He's McCain 2.0, and dems are seeding more RINOs. He also hangs with the Weinsteins and other lefties. He just seems like a lefty in every way.

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The5thEstate 22 points ago +22 / -0

The Good: Jared Kushner isn't on the list, Ann Dorn (David Dorn's widow) is on the list.

The Bad: I don't see Candace Owens' name.

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thewordwolf 9 points ago +9 / -0

Also the bad.

Nikki Haley.

Is there a back she won't stab in her pursuit for power? Her and Kamala should make a uniparty ticket.

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Shadilady 8 points ago +8 / -0

or Larry Elder would be a G as well as Candace!

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Kweebecker 7 points ago +7 / -0

You can't put everyone on the list, some people will always need to be left out. But I'm sure she'll have her own take and speech on twitter. That is the "good" of this virtual world, regardless of the number of people on the official docket, any number of additional people can publicly post speeches at the same time for further consideration. Given her nature, I imagine she will do just that, as will many who are just fine, but for one reason or another (even if the reason is simply "time constraints") didn't make this shortlist.

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DoYouBelieveInMAGA 3 points ago +3 / -0

Much rather hear Bongino than Owens.

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magaparty [S] 21 points ago +21 / -0

Great information! Thank you.

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AprilShowers 19 points ago +19 / -0

Grenell and Pompeo getting slots gotta tune in for those.

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NormaJeanRocks 14 points ago +14 / -0

This is twitter spot on

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Portlanddude 3 points ago +3 / -0

I can't believe those arguments are real, but they are... Clown world is real

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philandy 3 points ago +3 / -0

Drumpf was not invited, sadly.

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Afeazo 15 points ago +15 / -0

John Miller as in the 46th President of the United States?

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magaparty [S] 12 points ago +12 / -0

He was hired back on by the Trump campaign this June!

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LoneStarDangler 3 points ago +3 / -0

Audio only

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DoYouBelieveInMAGA 2 points ago +2 / -0

John Miller is gonna have a political career starting 2024 but it'll be like The Gorillaz, just a cartoon representation.

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totheendoftheline 25 points ago +25 / -0

R/politics is trying so hard to spin this as a negative thing, that he's playing out of some dictator playbook. It's that crazy for them that a presidential candidate would actually speak at his party's convention. 🤦‍♀️

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magaparty [S] 18 points ago +18 / -0

Just because their candidate can't go for more than 30 minutes before returning to his handlers.

They can't stop our HIGH ENERGY!

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CaptainChrisPBacon 12 points ago +13 / -1

And all he could do is recite the same exact speech he gave acceptance for V.P. under Obummer.

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ArchbishopofKekistan 10 points ago +10 / -0

60% of the users on R*ddit are foreign. Well, I can't say that as 100% fact, but it's been estimated a few times around there.

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texascpa 9 points ago +10 / -1

Now he's dictator for speaking at a convention? My god those people are absolutely stupid.

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Captain-D 4 points ago +4 / -0

He is the convention.

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DignityDude 25 points ago +25 / -0

Forgot the Nimble Navigator

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dougEfresh99 12 points ago +12 / -0

Has someone been nominated to continue the "you can't stump the Trump" videos that redpilled millions in 2016?

Asking for a friend

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YugeBallsBelieveMe 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yeah those were the shit

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DoYouBelieveInMAGA 2 points ago +2 / -0

I was always on the edge of my seat wondering if the Trumpster would be stumped!

It was like the classic Batman TV show. How will our caped crusader get out of this jam!?!

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wannabe 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think my favorite was volume 4.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKH6PAoUuD0

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magaparty [S] 10 points ago +10 / -0

They're going to need to add a 3rd row!

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philandy 1 point ago +1 / -0

Considering the crisis, they should have Dr. Trump speak.

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LacyLiberty 9 points ago +9 / -0

John Miller

Your favorite president (me!)

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1337centipede 16 points ago +16 / -0

presidential retweet please

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magaparty [S] 11 points ago +11 / -0

Can't have a convention without DRCOWBOYVSGGEOTUS!

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superfly 12 points ago +12 / -0

Shitposter in Chief

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LosPepesContra 11 points ago +11 / -0

The only other Republicans I want to hear is Jim Jordan, Ric Grenell and Kristi Noem.

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magaparty [S] 15 points ago +15 / -0

Grenell and Noem are both announced! It would be great to get Jordan up there. Edit: Jordan is speaking on Monday!

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NormaJeanRocks 13 points ago +13 / -0

I'm surprised Candace isn't in the lineup, shes a big name and a great speaker.

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thewordwolf 2 points ago +3 / -1

Daily reminder Jim Jordan takes Google money.

They're his second largest donor!

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thewordwolf 2 points ago +2 / -0

In B4 Google bots downvote me

SPEZ - I love me some Kristi Noem!

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LacyLiberty 5 points ago +5 / -0

And Devin Nunes

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ouvrez_les_yeux 7 points ago +7 / -0

Where's Carlos the janitor?

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GakLivesMatter 10 points ago +10 / -0

As much as I like My President Trump I really hope Your President Trump speaks. He gets more REEs

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magaparty [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yes he's extra spicy!

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Au_contrarian 7 points ago +7 / -0

John Miller not on the list?

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theyrebothwrong 7 points ago +7 / -0

GOP convention should bring on board Angela Stanton King and Antoine Tucker too. I would be super happy with Kim Klacik. Who is organizing the speakers?

Just saw Klacik is speaking Monday. Get Angela Stanton King on board!

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real_russian_bot 6 points ago +6 / -0

Add "Respected foreign country leader" on my behalf, my dudes.

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Staatssicherheit 5 points ago +5 / -0

Needs the enigmatic mustached man known as John Miller somewhere in there.

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0v3rKill 5 points ago +5 / -0

I heard John Miller is going to be speaking as well.

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1776ThereIsaidIt 5 points ago +5 / -0

We need God!

God on Wednesday night.

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salvecitizen 5 points ago +5 / -0

Leader of the Free World.
Scourge of the Chinese Communists.
For that matter, Scourge of the American Communists.

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magaparty [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

YES! All of the above.

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magaparty [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

I love the idea!

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chipitin 4 points ago +4 / -0

Not a fan of the actual speaker list this should be it

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magaparty [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

We can only dream!

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cbonez416 4 points ago +4 / -0

this was fucking genius haha

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drax 4 points ago +4 / -0

Where’s Orange Man? :(

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philandy 2 points ago +2 / -0

He's doing an event with Corn Pop.

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TRUMPTRAINTODC 2 points ago +2 / -0

I heard BIDEN lost numbers

Why no candace does anyone know ??

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YouKnowWhatItIs87 3 points ago +3 / -0

They’re going to blow the low energy DNC out of the water, just by presenting a positive message and not having a bunch or mentally ill degenerates hating their own country. It took a NYC real estate developer to show these dipshits in the Republican Party how to win. Hope they’ve been taking notes. A lot of rising stars in this group of speakers.

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magaparty [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

That's right. ALL the DNC have are anti-Trump messages. We love our country, we love our president, and we want EVERYONE to have a chance to succeed.

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JackLemon 3 points ago +3 / -0

That's because he IS the only true Republican conservative.

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MythArcana 3 points ago +3 / -0

He's the speaker we needed and deserved.

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REDMAGA 3 points ago +3 / -0

Amazing list. Would have liked one or two more Hispanics to pander a bit, like Mike Garcia, especially with AZ, FL, and TX big "swing states." And Rudy Guilani is a loose cannon. Ben Carson is meh.. and Kellyanne has some family issues (psycho daughter and husband). Other than that, solid lineup!

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magaparty [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ben Carson wasn't the best campaigner, but he is a great man and a genius--I'm glad he's on our side.

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Keep_on_winning_kag 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'd vote for all of them for three terms.

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trumpistheman2020 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lolololol this is great. Sharing to normie land!

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magaparty [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yes! Spread far and wide!

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Mike0xquitelong 2 points ago +2 / -0

That guy in the middle is a handsome specimen.

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Batman 2 points ago +2 / -0

The guy deserves to hang, but it would be funny if Fauci spoke about GEOTUS’ handling of the plandemic only because the left loves him.

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redguard13 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think there are minor mistake. Mr "My President" should be Mr "Your President".

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Krysdavar 2 points ago +2 / -0

I wish emojis worked on this site, would give a few ROFLs 🤣🤣

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anduriliamfotw 2 points ago +2 / -0

hahahahahaha. ty for the laugh, pede. and it helps that its true ;)

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magaparty [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Just doing my part! Keep fighting the good fight.

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Trumpok 2 points ago +2 / -0

Can't wait to hear about all those new jobs from Magic Wand!

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Kweebecker 2 points ago +2 / -0

Speakers in the 6th and 11th timeslot are the ones I'm most looking forward to! 9th and 3rd are pretty good too. Oh, and the second one too! And...

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sustainable_saltmine 2 points ago +2 / -0

THEY FORGOT JOHN MILLER!

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Philhelm 2 points ago +2 / -0

No John Miller?

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1776ThereIsaidIt 2 points ago +2 / -0

Suggestion to RNC: designate this week God Week. Where's my wheelbarrow?

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philandy 2 points ago +2 / -0

God Week! Trust us. Bwahaha

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CaptainChrisPBacon 2 points ago +3 / -1

Is Mittens Romney Going To Give A Speech.Asking For A Friend.

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Trump2024 3 points ago +3 / -0

He's too busy stumping for sleepy Joe to have time for the GOP

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Mudbone 1 point ago +1 / -0

You forgot John Miller.

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GreatAmericanOrgasm 1 point ago +1 / -0

President of the United States of America The Commander-in-Chief Leader of the Free World Chosen by God Husband Father and Grandfather Master of the Deal Billionaire Businessman Reality TV Star Peacemaker
Bringer of Justice Donald John Trump

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alpha_omega 1 point ago +1 / -0

You forgot John Miller.

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Zambillians2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

Surprise guest: John Titor