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AceOfTrumps 39 points ago +39 / -0

They added P to it a long time ago

P for pansexual. It means you'll duck everything, but I prefer to say it means you fuck goats

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FutureMan 7 points ago +7 / -0

Sir, you are doing the Lord's work.

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xerobound 6 points ago +6 / -0

Some of us aren't even 20 years old. Don't let your own failures and the failures of your own generation make you feel its okay to discourage everyone else here who is fresh to the fight.

Your pessimism is weakness.

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joycecaroloateswrote 6 points ago +6 / -0

Good idea, maybe add an o so it's PedoLGBTW to really get the point across!

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TheMadManDidItAgain 2 points ago +2 / -0

Seeing that most peds are men, they will never accept a man as the first representation.

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NvJohansson 4 points ago +4 / -0

You'll duck everything... lol, fuck auto correct.

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sgt_richard 3 points ago +3 / -0

then C for Children.

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TheMadManDidItAgain 3 points ago +3 / -0

Or they fuck pans...

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AceOfTrumps 3 points ago +3 / -0

Good, but the fuck goats things plays into the actual definition though (named after the Roman demi-god that ducks everything, but is a goat/satyr)

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LugNuts 3 points ago +3 / -0

I thought it was for "water sports". We can throw an "S' on there for Scheiße too.

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trump2036 4 points ago +4 / -0

LGBT was formed by pedos as a way to normalize sexual deviants. Remember that there cannot be any wrong way to have sex, nothing is right or wrong. Once that's down, they're 80% done.

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Chopblock 7 points ago +7 / -0

Bill ClintonP

HillaryP

Anthony WeinerP

Gislaine MaxwellP

PodestaP

Dan SchneiderP

Dan AbramsP

I don’t get it...

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DL535 5 points ago +5 / -0

It makes them controllable by blackmailers. That's why.

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NvJohansson 2 points ago +2 / -0

Philippe ReinesPPP

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Truly_anonymous1 37 points ago +37 / -0

LGBTQHIV+

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RussianLimbaugh 6 points ago +6 / -0

California beat you to that already.

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IamM 19 points ago +20 / -1

Also add an S to the end for "straight", to render the entire thing completely redundant.

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Usernameicanrecall 8 points ago +8 / -0

You have to.. otherwise you are excluding.

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Ithrowawaay 11 points ago +11 / -0

Because lezzies want their own special identity. Clams only! And mutilated dicks to look like clams.

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MAGAPlenty 5 points ago +5 / -0

A lot of gay dudes I know don’t want nothing to do with lesbians, so that may be correct as is

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OnlyAmerica 5 points ago +5 / -0

Most lesbos are fake gays. They want the attention given to the real persecuted gays. They just CAN'T stand the idea that men can even beat them at their own victimhood game. That's why they call themselves gay instead of lesbian. It's all politics to females.

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YouKnowWhatItIs87 3 points ago +3 / -0

Male privilege?

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RenaissanceOfHope 3 points ago +3 / -0

Because they cannot stand being the second letter in an acronym instead of the 1st

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Anyone3427 3 points ago +3 / -0

💯% agree, and they are all opportunistic aggressive pedofiles.

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redgreenyellowblu 2 points ago +2 / -0

I don't know about that. I've met some guys that like both.

But it's funny that the alphabet people say they want to end the "false gender binary" but they have bisexuals.

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muslimporn 2 points ago +2 / -0

I would just call it LGBTQ so people know what you're referring to rather than scrambling the letters. After that something like PCNZ...

Paedophilia, Coprophilia, Necophilia and Zoophilia.

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TrumpBringsLight 2 points ago +2 / -0

SLGBTQPZ

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PatriotSkorzeny 11 points ago +11 / -0

LBG needs to divorce from T+etc...

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YouKnowWhatItIs87 11 points ago +11 / -0

My g/f tries to defend the Trans types because of “Intersex” which is an extremely rare anomaly. I know one Trans person, who’s actually a very nice person, but they still have a mental illness. And here’s a shocker, not going into much detail, but she>he was repeatedly sexually abused as a child. So I feel sorry for her, it sucks, I just wish she’d get help instead of accepting this garbage as ok. I’m going on a rant, but I went to hang out at a friends workplace and they’re playing that sick fucking show Euphoria, and so I had to leave.

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RussianLimbaugh 9 points ago +9 / -0

That the alphabet people try & force one group to have to support the unrelated demands of another group is fuckin’ insane. Just look at the pride parades: a gay couple celebrating that the government now inserts itself in their marriages, too is associated with anorexic furries in leather dog masks being walked by an old fat xer with a butt plug tail coming out it’s rainbow strap on.

I don’t have a problem with T’s who understand what a T is. Blair White, for example. Blair White knows she has a mental disability, doesn’t encourage others to think they’re a tranny, actively discourages this push on children/younger people, & doesn’t demand acceptance. That’s what T’s are. What’s going on now is fucked up brainwashing & mutilation of children. The LGBs should separate from that sick shit.

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fj9041jg8nqheufhqiun 3 points ago +3 / -0

I wish, L and G are same thing.

Just GB is enough. Great Britain as it once was and gay-bisexual

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BillieEllish 8 points ago +8 / -0

LGPTQ

The social justice and comforming non-conformist groups don't care about bisexual and see it as a no-effort way to gain special status. The people claiming this classification call it "bi erasure". We can help this along and just replace it. Oddly enough, queer is the same but i guess queer is more political and counterculture since it was created by said "counterculture" people.

How to be queer:

  • Outwardly express depression, even if you dont have it

  • Dress like a discount emo

  • Style hair in "nonconformist" manner. This can include: shaving one or more sides, shaving all of it, dying it a bright color

  • Express disdain for society and culture in the country, town, neighborhood(if you didnt move to a "woke" one), school you reside

  • Outwardly claim your sexual orientation isnt straight. Avoid being gay if possible. Being queer is about trying hard to not be normal for attention and pity. Being gay is too normal. There are lists on tumblr where you can select an orientation

  • Pick a gender that isnt male or female. The more exotic, the better

  • Have social media accounts and post yourself heavily filtered. Also follow communist and queer accounts.

Basically be a rebellious teenage girl with a large helping of self destruction, narcissism, willful ignorance, and unaccountability. I know a pede who's girlfriend's sister's friend claims to be queer. The family wont call her an idiot and play along with it. Shes 16.

Also QUILTBAG was used for a short time.

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4ChanLiason 5 points ago +5 / -0

Didn't this start happening in like the 1960's with NAMBLA and the advocacy for pedophilia as a legitimate sexual orientation?

Doesn't anybody here know about Ed Buck?

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Crucial8GB 5 points ago +5 / -0

If you're a Lesbian you're gay. If you're queer you're gay. If you're trans you're gay and if you're bi you're gay too. Why do they need all those letters?

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Hempbeard 2 points ago +2 / -0

Identity politics.

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Flahusky 5 points ago +5 / -0

I'm gay and one of the few things I'll go to jail for is defending a child from a pedo. I'll show him no mercy.

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YouKnowWhatItIs87 5 points ago +6 / -1

Some people already do, and when I see it, I automatically think pedophilia, but I think they claim it means Pansexual whatever the hell that is.

Edit: LGBTQPA, it is pan sexual and the a is asexual. Not sure how somebody who says they’re pansexual differs from bi-sexual. I guess they like trans people of the opposite sex? Subscribe to the false notion that gender is a spectrum, so there’s a lot of bullshit between male and female? And why does somebody who’s asexual even give a damn about LGBTQ to begin with? They don’t care about sexual orientation. So many questions I don’t give a damn about. Just a bunch or sick degenerates and fags, I thought queer (which used to mean weird or strange) was derogatory, now it’s accepted, but transvestite is offensive? These psychos need help fast, but they don’t want it, they want to normalize their mental illness and for God’s sake, it seems to be working too well.

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BillieEllish 7 points ago +7 / -0

Pan sexual is the bisexual of the "gender is a spectrum" world.

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YouKnowWhatItIs87 3 points ago +3 / -0

Although this mentality makes me angry the way it’s being shoved down our throats, you’ve summed it up extremely well.

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TrollToll 5 points ago +5 / -0

Been done before. Plus, don't do false flag bullcrap, that shits stupid.

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BasedCentipede9000 4 points ago +4 / -0

LGBTQPMap

for the lulz

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Tartarian-King 4 points ago +4 / -0

LGBT was made to eventually normalize pedophilia and eventually though longterm if left unchecked beastiality

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PoohClimbsTrees 4 points ago +4 / -0

They won't get it. There are already is a P used for Pansexual in the longer versions of the alphabet.

https://i.maga.host/gACj6rj.png

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Avdimar 2 points ago +2 / -0

P in the front P at the end. PLGBTQP

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AngryWriter 3 points ago +3 / -0

Put the P in front, spell it out. PedofilesLGBTQ!

Solved, no confusion.

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PrecisionStrike 3 points ago +3 / -0

As if that was the whole alphabet, meet the LGBTQQIAAP2S community

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COnDEMnED 4 points ago +4 / -0

LGBTQPZI Pedo, Zoophile, Incest

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phro 3 points ago +3 / -0

LGBTQPZ

If they object to pedophilia or zoophilia call them a bigot. If they can remove one or more from your acronym then we can do the same.

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JackSharpScribe 3 points ago +3 / -0

I think the best way of adding it subtly would be "LGBPTQ". Say it out loud or in your head, it slips in there and is easy to say. It's also not at the end like the full thing "LGBTQQIAAP" (Or whatever it is) so it is harder to confuse with Pansexual (Which I think is the last letter in the full acronym).

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behemoth887 3 points ago +3 / -0

according to the law of the cult of lib there are more than two genders, yet they continue to use the archaic term "bisexual" why is that?

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Dev404 3 points ago +3 / -0

N for necrophilia. We know they have no respect for the dead.

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GrizWallerOGV 3 points ago +3 / -0

I get the feeling that it's an open secret even in their community that childhood abuse is STRONGLY correlated with later life homosexual feelings and gender confusion.

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kratomlol 3 points ago +3 / -0

Watch out, pedophiles are using this symbol to get together and pretend its about black lives matter

https://img1.etsystatic.com/123/0/9830689/il_fullxfull.883341085_39e5.jpg

Time to start playing their game

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not_a_shill 3 points ago +3 / -0

Its supposed to be there. Its LGPBTQ

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Visceroth 3 points ago +3 / -0

I stopped saying the t. They'll go out of their way to say the acronym again so they can add it back.

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RocknnRobin 3 points ago +3 / -0

You left out the N for necrophiliacs. Dead fuckers need representation too!!

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TrumpBringsLight 2 points ago +2 / -0

SLGBTQPZN

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Spudster 2 points ago +2 / -0

Start by using the full acronym: LGBTTIQQ2SA That alone is enough to show how ridiculous it all is. Here is an explainer of what it all means: https://www.therecord.com/life/2016/07/03/what-s-in-a-name-a-lot-if-you-re-lgbttiqq2sa.html

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hillaryprison 2 points ago +2 / -0

I like adding BLT, because who doesn't like a juicy BLT.

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Rothbard 2 points ago +2 / -0

Whats the lefts politically correct version of pedo? Im sure they have some word like friend of children or something.

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SonomaGA 2 points ago +2 / -0

quite genius

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Nilremdrol 2 points ago +2 / -0

LGBTQ-EZPZ, gotta put zoo in their twice for good measure.

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redditadminssuckit 2 points ago +2 / -0

Excellent

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FreeAllSpeech 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nah you gotta be more subtle. Add an "M" to the end, standing for "minor attracted persons." Lefties love to concoct phrases to erase words that they deem hateful, so it would make sense that they call it "minor attracted persons" instead of "pedophiles", and "post traumatic stress disorder" instead of "shellshock." I think this would be more believable to them.

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Threebabies 2 points ago +2 / -0

Its LGBTQIIAAP+ now. Add all the letters you want.

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AnthraciteCracker 2 points ago +2 / -0

LGBTLOL?

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MapleBaconWaffles 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just throw AH at the end.

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Dimocrat_Lies 2 points ago +3 / -1

What if instead we didn’t astroturf a pro-pedophilia movement into existence just to own the libs?

Because nobody doubts they’ll fall for it.

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leakmouth 2 points ago +2 / -0

Let’s get #LGBTQP trending

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Bubbahax 2 points ago +2 / -0

I usually say it as LGBTWTF

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quesadalejandro 2 points ago +2 / -0

...or add an 'M' and when they ask just say "lt stands for MAP... you don't want to know" and let them prescribe their own red pills.

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Hempbeard 2 points ago +2 / -0

I usually just say LGBTQXYZ123+

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AlohaChris 2 points ago +2 / -0

Me gusta.

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MAGAholic 2 points ago +3 / -1

LGBTLMAOP

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KillaryBillary 2 points ago +2 / -0

LGBTQAnon