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Modus_Pwninz 59 points ago +59 / -0

I was just on a United flight. I'll buy a Trump mask while here in TX and wear it when I fly back to see what happens.

I'll also wear a Trump hat, and shirt, so they can't request I change masks.

Will report back findings - Friday.

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Whenagain 17 points ago +17 / -0

Try this: buy (or make?) a Biden mask too. You could either: A. Wear that at gate check-in/seating/take-off, then switch to the Trump mask after take off to see if they'd actually turn the plan around. B. Wear your Trump mask, then, if they confront you about it, put the Biden mask over it... until take off.

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Modus_Pwninz 22 points ago +22 / -0

Oooo, rough gig...don't know if I could wear a Biden mask for even a second. It's like "just take the tip of the penis into your mouth" - no thanks son!

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Whenagain 4 points ago +4 / -0

Good point, though the results from the experiment would be great even if we already know what will happen. You could just use a plain one instead. I'd just love to see a headline of "United turns flight around b/c passenger was wearing a Trump mask" :D

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JohnMcCainsTumors 1 point ago +1 / -0

Film it

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SharpCookie 22 points ago +22 / -0

Sounds like a lawsuit to me

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latetotheparty 14 points ago +14 / -0

<fondly recalling the pre-merger days - this crap never would have happened on Continental - especially when Bethune was at the helm.>

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NoSteppyonmyPepe 10 points ago +10 / -0

There has got to be more to the story. I see Trump masks everywhere. We would have heard of other people getting booted for it by now, I would think. He prolly got into a political discussion/fight with someone due to his mask, and it became elevated from there.

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Econobombshell 3 points ago +3 / -0

You are wise. There is always more to stories like this.

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MakeFloridaRed 4 points ago +4 / -0

Typical United piss poor treatment of their customers.

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bidensniffingkids 4 points ago +4 / -0

I feel like there’s more to the story that we are missing

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BowelSharpton [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm kind of getting that feeling too - after seeing all the similar "Is this IT?" (on this story) comments, have been looking for further clarification but thus far can't find it. I rarely post 'on impulse' without at least a little background but this is irritating to me as well - just found this twitter-only mention.

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cajun_robear 3 points ago +3 / -0

Call L. Lin Wood - (404) 891-1402. Sue United Airlines until you own it.

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Thingthing22 3 points ago +3 / -0

They're fucked. They're a highly regulated airline by the federal government. They're fucked.

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nufosmatic 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fly The Unpleasant Skies™

Enjoy United Cattle Class®++


++ And, no, we won't pay your silly chiropractic bill...

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Jsmitty112 2 points ago +2 / -0

United Airlines only flies commies and fascist. They’re the ones who probably got Hitler out of Berlin and flew him to Argentina!