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KuzoKevin 39 points ago +39 / -0

Not this shit again.

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MustBeTrump 15 points ago +16 / -1

Yeah we've heard this one before, I fell for it last time and I won't do it again.

Although last time it was CNN that broke the news so I should have known better.

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RandomUzer 7 points ago +7 / -0

I say invoke the '24 hour rule' and wait and see on that.

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KuzoKevin 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'd give it a week.

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RandomUzer 3 points ago +3 / -0

168 rule then :)

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ProPatria 22 points ago +22 / -0

I wonder if it's the same kind of "coma" that Otto Warmbeir was in before his release...

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TheAmbulance 13 points ago +13 / -0

Same coma different headline

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Afeazo 12 points ago +12 / -0

This guy seems to be in and out of comas a lot for being relatively young. I know he's is obese and a heavy smoker but still

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CoVfefe-19 10 points ago +10 / -0

It’s like deja vu all over again.

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AtariArtist 4 points ago +4 / -0

you mean deja woo.

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Catsdoroam 8 points ago +8 / -0

I think the deep state powers in NK didn’t want normalization of relations with the US and SK. This threatens their positions, wealth, and power. I would not be surprised if they took him out.

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ModernKnight 7 points ago +7 / -0

So, is he still in the same coma? Or did he actually wake up for a while and fall back under? Or has he been dead this whole time?

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IlIlIlIlIl 13 points ago +13 / -0

Kim Jong “Ruth Bader Ginsberg” Un

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upvote 5 points ago +8 / -3

Quick to the Q-Map Robin!

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KeepTheFaith 8 points ago +10 / -2

OK I'll bite.

POTUS and Clean CIA (Pomeo) cut Kim from DeepState.

Since then China and Rogue CIA (Brennan) have been working with the corrupt media (CNN MSNDNC) to overthrow NoKo and get them back into conflict.

Its not hard. But I'm sure your sarcastic ass has it all figured out

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MustBeTrump -1 points ago +3 / -4

Hey, you accidentally used the word "the" in your 3rd sentence.

You also forgot to put "NoKo" in brackets for no particular reason.

When you stop talking like the trash people from The Walking Dead, people will stop mocking you.

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Thingthing22 5 points ago +5 / -0

Those videos were all deep fake shits.

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Ghostie 5 points ago +5 / -0

To be fair I think most expected this.

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DeadOverRed 4 points ago +4 / -0

Again?

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Libertas1776 4 points ago +4 / -0

Fuuuuuck

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GuacBowls 3 points ago +3 / -0

This guy dies at least twice a month, I swear.

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PaigeAshley 3 points ago +3 / -0

Damn. We really don't need this right now...

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GitmObama 2 points ago +2 / -0

In coma. Come out of coma. Hand some power to sister (magic wand?). Go back in coma.

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JohnMcCainsTumors 2 points ago +2 / -0

Die fuckface!

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7.62swinebuster 2 points ago +2 / -0

Velveeta withdrawal is a sob

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e_pluribus_unum9 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'll believe it when I see the funeral.

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Tenspot20 1 point ago +1 / -0

I simply do not believe any news anymore. What a trip!

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Robert_oconnor 1 point ago +1 / -0

Maybe is a food coma?

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WassermanSchultz 1 point ago +1 / -0

Not buying it yet. Need more sources.

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redditadminssuckit 1 point ago +1 / -0

Declare war

Draft BLM and ANTIFA Types

Tell them to use the same tactics and equipment they've been using here.

Watch with glee as North Korea slaughters, then eats them.

Watch as North Koreans die from soy poisoning

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