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GodPleaseLeadUs 48 points ago +48 / -0

Conservative women are literally gifts from God

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FutureMan 11 points ago +11 / -0

that's why they are one out of 1000.

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pray4peace4 42 points ago +43 / -1

Big hair. Men like big hair.

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GloryGloryHallelujah 29 points ago +30 / -1

I've never understood why women purposefully make themselves less attractive with short hair.

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Dingus 21 points ago +21 / -0

It's because they aren't trying to appeal to men.

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WalkFastGoHome 6 points ago +8 / -2

Pedo men. Look at any woman with short hair and tell me they couldn't pass for a twelve year old boy.

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Homopratensis2 7 points ago +7 / -0

Some do rock the pixie cut, but you are right it is rare and most short hair looks butchy.

My wife wore her hair very long. Just before we married it was down to her calves, almost four feet long. It is a rich chestnut color and thick. The sheer weight of it necessitated removing some after we started having children because it caused headaches. So there are limits.

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thewordwolf 4 points ago +4 / -0

REEEEEEEEEE!

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Dr0neRec0very 3 points ago +4 / -1

Yeaaaa... Calling men pedos for appreciating the occasional short-haired woman jumps the shark. That's starting to sound a little like the right side version of, "Orange man bad because small hands...will start WWIII."

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Phins360_FL 1 point ago +1 / -0

me too.

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HighEmergy 10 points ago +10 / -0

long*

IMO

edit: "big hair" could be misinterpreted as retro, like 80s hair for example which doesn't look good.

Chanel's hair is long but I wouldn't describe as "big"

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labajada 3 points ago +3 / -0

totally more 90's bro.

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HighEmergy 3 points ago +4 / -1

I grew up in the 90s, so maybe I have some bias.

but when I look at 80s hair it looks dramatically big to my eyes, almost caricature.

I'd even go as far as calling them "White Afros."

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +2 / -1

Channel has non white afro BIG hair, that rocks. I could see her in an all girls band, lol

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RyanUpCreek 5 points ago +5 / -0

It represents maturity. When I met my wife she had very long hair, every bit of 3 feet.

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thewordwolf 2 points ago +2 / -0

Can confirm.

My wife's hair goes to her ass.

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thewordwolf 12 points ago +12 / -0

Phoebe Cates has nothing on her.

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Dingus 10 points ago +11 / -1

doesn't anyone knock any more?

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Phins360_FL 9 points ago +9 / -0

go away...'batin

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Dr0neRec0very 0 points ago +1 / -1

Automatically read it in the voice. xD

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thewordwolf 2 points ago +2 / -0

Heh.

Top kek reply. Sad to say, it took me probably 2 seconds to get it, but then the lulz.

I'm ashamed.

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Useful_Vidiots 4 points ago +4 / -0

A 'Fast Times at Ridgemont High' fan, I see.

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thewordwolf 2 points ago +2 / -0

Pool scene.

My childhood, summed up.

SPEZ - My wife (who is every bit a 10) hates Phoebe Cates.

lulz

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Useful_Vidiots 4 points ago +4 / -0

She was perfect right there. I think it's why Letterman always had the hots for her. The Cars song 'Moving In Stereo' was a perfect choice as well.

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thewordwolf 1 point ago +1 / -0

Totally.

I can't even hear that song without imagining that scene.

Ever see 'Paradise'?

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Pleepleus 7 points ago +7 / -0

Been a fan ever since her Ukraine Biden Corruption trip with Giuliani last January. And OANN

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DamitBobby 6 points ago +7 / -1

GIGGIDY

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Human1967 6 points ago +6 / -0

even her chair has its own twitter account :)

https://twitter.com/ChanelsChair

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cornpops_razer [S] 10 points ago +14 / -4

Why use a chair? She can just use my face

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thewordwolf 7 points ago +7 / -0

lol

Degenerate, but...

lol

And I can't argue.

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Useful_Vidiots 2 points ago +5 / -3

Hey, as we fight degeneracy, try not to be a knuckledragging moron.

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thewordwolf 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Sober and judicious."

victordavishanson.gif

I'm only human, after all.

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Data 4 points ago +4 / -0

😍😍😍

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WhatYouCameToHear 4 points ago +4 / -0

Low key FF7 reference.

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MythArcana 4 points ago +4 / -0

The San Diego Treat! [bing]

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crobbies 3 points ago +3 / -0

Oangel, oangel... won't you be mine.

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NedTugent 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wow, she's right out of a 1979 Prell commercial!

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zippy2 1 point ago +1 / -0

This woman has to be CIA

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HenryBowman2020 0 points ago +2 / -2

something to hold onto and gently tug..... :-)

of have fall around ones face as she.....

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Homopratensis2 0 points ago +1 / -1

She is cute and massively channels prime Audrey Hepburn. If she dies young that hair of hers could be auctioned off for the GDP of a small country, too.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 0 points ago +1 / -1

Perish the thought! Long live Queen Channel