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Tx50bmg 132 points ago +132 / -0

Please refer to him with his proper title:

“Tentacle Porn Enthusiast Kurt Eichenwald”

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itsokaytobereggie 36 points ago +36 / -0

I like to call him a “less than consensual tentacle lovemaking” enthusiast.

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Tx50bmg 21 points ago +21 / -0

That’s creepy, which actually perfectly sums him up!

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itsokaytobereggie 14 points ago +14 / -0

I think the word salad really makes it.

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Tx50bmg 9 points ago +9 / -0

But it makes sense, so is it really word salad or simply a more apt description of a demented individual? 🤔

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itsokaytobereggie 8 points ago +8 / -0

I don’t know, my brain hurts.

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FreeJack2020 4 points ago +4 / -0

please do not denigrate the immortal salad by associating it with these scumbags. I make a based salad with romaine lettuce, avocado, tomato, carrot, chedder, croutons, hard boiled eggs, fuji apple, cucumber, mushrooms, etc. It's more than a vitamin delivery system. when combined with a homemade salad dressing (olive oil/vinegar 50/50 mix, then mustard, italian spices, onion/garlic powder, fresh garlic and lots of salt) It becomes Make America Great patriotic empowerment food.

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AutumnCrystal7777777 3 points ago +3 / -0

That sounds so great I'm bookmarking it, but Kurt would just toss it.

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FreeJack2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thanks and true, what a fucking scumbag. Lefty Libtards brain chemistries are all messed up from malnutrition, and a constant diet of gmo soy. Put quality in (healthy variety of foods, plenty of diverse proteins, vegetables and carbs) and you will feel great. I hear the Romans used to give heads of romaine out to Olympic winners. here's another tip; keep the salad in a 1 gallon ziplock and it will last a week or so in the fridge.

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itsokaytobereggie 3 points ago +3 / -0

Oh my. A salad fit for a GEOTUS.

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PeaceThroughStrength 11 points ago +11 / -0

For the new guys, here's 6 mins of entertainment describing that absolute brainlet.

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LinconChurchill 5 points ago +5 / -0

Unbelivable 🤡

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Ghostof_PatrickHenry 29 points ago +29 / -0

Remember when Kurt liquidated all of his financial assets when Trump took office? (And tweeted about it)

Not smart!

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Tx50bmg 8 points ago +8 / -0

Indeed, I referenced that in an earlier post! 😂

https://thedonald.win/p/GvFnroqA/x/c/15Jn21cY9V

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RexCollumSilvarum 4 points ago +4 / -0

I put most of my cash savings into the market in December 2016: one of the best decisions I ever made. The profits plus the sense of vindication that the pundits were going to be wrong and that the economy would soar under Trump.

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MrTrumpsWildRide 8 points ago +8 / -0

They already said he was an NY Times reporter though.

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LinconChurchill 3 points ago +3 / -0

Subtle. I like it.

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TakenusernameA 12 points ago +12 / -0

Wait, is that the "Its called hentai, and its art" guy?

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Tx50bmg 6 points ago +6 / -0

The very same

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BIDENSACPADDICT 3 points ago +3 / -0

Also known as "So what if they look like preschoolers!" guy

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Reddit_is_for_cucks 11 points ago +11 / -0

Tentacle rape porn. You want to make sure people know exactly what he's into.

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Tx50bmg 6 points ago +6 / -0

I’ll be sure to reference that in the future, my apologies to Kurt for not being a connoisseur!

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Reddit_is_for_cucks 5 points ago +5 / -0

After hearing about how you mislabeled his art, I don't even think his soy latte is going to calm him down.

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Tx50bmg 5 points ago +5 / -0

😂

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Nalgahyde 10 points ago +11 / -1

This!!! Don't forget this ass-hat also ruined his kids' futures by pulling all their college fund money out before the market exploded. Probably didn't matter much in the long run since he's probably making that sweet deep state cash for whoring his TDS ass out to them.

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BilbroNaggins 6 points ago +6 / -0

He's the guy with a web page dedicated to child pornography who in his spare time enjoys watching tentacle porn with his children as a family activity.

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YoLLamaIsSoFat 36 points ago +36 / -0

When Jake Tapper attacks you over something you said about the Presidential family, you fucked up.

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Bonles 23 points ago +23 / -0

The Rose Garden never looked this good in the fall. Thank you FLOTUS.

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dontbanus 17 points ago +17 / -0

This is what he wrote about Melania’s changes to the rose garden:

“It is a destruction of our history, something no other First Lady would have had the gall to do,” said the now-bestselling author who was twice a finalist for the Pulitzer Prize.

These are the changes:

“[Melania] Trump’s changes include the restoration of the original diamond-shaped boxwood hedges and the installation of new rose bushes to honor the space’s history. The floral display includes cream-colored “JFK” roses, light yellow “Peace” roses, and the stark white “Pope John Paul II” rose to commemorate the pontiff’s visit to the White House in 1979.”

And this part is for the lolz:

“The grassy area where President Barack Obama held his 2009 “beer summit” has been replaced with limestone pavers that will soon include an art installation, the White House said.”

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LordHumungus 15 points ago +15 / -0

We know who the racists are. Psst.....its the Dims

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e_pluribus_unum9 15 points ago +15 / -0

"A destruction of our history". Really? And what exactly would you call what Antifa is doing to "our history". Are you OK with that? You lunatic.

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PaigeAshley 13 points ago +13 / -0

FLOTUS is amazingly talented and a gracious, beautiful, Patriotic woman! Check this out!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eB8PK6vsTas

This filthy mouthed guy should go soak his head in a barrel.

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snuggs316 5 points ago +5 / -0

did you notice the opening/closing card? she's a member of the sistahood of the tiara! all the best women i know, wear them!

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westrock2000 10 points ago +10 / -0

2 things:

We had an actual xenophobic attack last week with article attacking the Aliens franchise.

How did the article not explain what Melanie Trump actually did to the Rose Garden? A little shoddy journalism there.

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dontUseVinegerAsLube 9 points ago +9 / -0

That tentacle porn dude?

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Sexual-Assault-Rifle 7 points ago +7 / -0

Tucker destroying him hahahahahaha: https://youtu.be/7Ophbx1iaF8

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BestTimeToBAlive 7 points ago +7 / -0

Such a stupid thing to get mad at her for... changing the Rose Garden layout?

And actually, she brought it back to its earlier design and any of the other types of trees that were removed were just planted in different areas on the a White House property.

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Picador_20 7 points ago +7 / -0

The Rose Garden was renovated when Jackie Kennedy was First Lady.

I somehow doubt that Eichenwald would accuse Jackie Kennedy of having the absolute gall to destroy the legacy of the first Mrs. Woodrow Wilson.

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Choppermagic 6 points ago +6 / -0

"Tentacle Porn Lover Kurt Eichenwald who throws his wife under the bus when caught with tentacle pron"

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MikePlacid 6 points ago +6 / -0

Suddenly, the lefts are concerned about destruction of our history...

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SSJ3NAPPA 6 points ago +6 / -0

BuT sHeS a TrUmP, iTs OkAy tO dO!1!1!!

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ciaramella_is_gay 6 points ago +6 / -0

Who the fuck puts crabapple trees IN A ROSE GARDEN?

She brought it back to it's original beauty, with an additional touch of modern class. She's a fucking super model, she knows what she's doing.

I bet Big Mike is super upset, which makes me even happier.

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Gyrfalcon 3 points ago +3 / -0

If what I read and the before and after pix I saw were accurate, she took out 2 crabapple trees. The ones (4) at the corners were still there. Does anyone know if these were the original trees? Typical crabapple tree lifespan is 30 - 40 years. If they were from the Kennedy redesign, they'd be over 60 and probably past due for replacement.

Compare this with Bill and Hillary's theft from the White House.

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MythArcana 6 points ago +6 / -0

Libtards: globalism is the key to diversity!

Also libtards: we can't be diverse with white Europeans!

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MAGA_Manifesto 5 points ago +5 / -0

Don’t fuck with Melania

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Ebbie8708 2 points ago +2 / -0

For real. She sues the fuck out of people and wins.

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Paul_Revere 5 points ago +5 / -0

It seems to be the "xenophobic" part that upsets all the other bottom feeders, rather than the insults to our FLOTUS.

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IncredibleMrE1 5 points ago +5 / -0

Ah yes, the tentacle porn lover. Whadda guy.

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BidenTouchedMe 5 points ago +5 / -0

Is he the awkward weirdo that went on tucker and was incoherntly combative with Tucker? Had a folder?

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TakenusernameA 5 points ago +5 / -0

Well, I guess they have to take their own medicine.

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TheStoneOfSisyphus 5 points ago +6 / -1

A psychopath leftist that belongs in an insane asylum.

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MrsHBarker 4 points ago +4 / -0

I will never understand why they bully her so vehemently. It's sickening.

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Picador_20 3 points ago +3 / -0

Because if she is allowed to grow popular she may help her husband get re-elected so he can lock up all the pedophiles and child pornographers among them.

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Picador_20 3 points ago +3 / -0

Not to mention how freaky weird it is that he implies that he has more say in how the White House should be run than its rightful occupants do.

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HiGloss 3 points ago +3 / -0

When did he become concerned with "our history" and changing things like...rose gardens or maybe STATUES?

It's a silly thing to get upset about and he's feigning outrage because he has no other talents.

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AdmrlNelson 3 points ago +3 / -0

Trump’s changes include the restoration of the original diamond-shaped boxwood hedges and the installation of new rose bushes to honor the space’s history.

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serengetidesert1973 2 points ago +3 / -1

All I read is leftists coming down on one of their ones for getting overzealous and compromising the "Death to America through immigration" domestic democrat policy.

These leftists can get a little emotional and forget to toe the line sometimes.