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Proud_American 102 points ago +102 / -0

Yeah, I got a General Sherman writing in his memoirs vibe there.

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DisbandTheCIA 138 points ago +138 / -0

5000 misgenders

7500 triggers

2 dozen poultry contusions

200 hair styles decimated

18 lost souls (iPhones)

7 feline kin transitions

4 victims of self defense white patriarchy, one sprained ankle, 2 black eyes, a broken wrist, and 1 concussion.

Truly devastating.

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DNCwillbeTrumped 93 points ago +93 / -0

violin music My dearest Jenny (she/her),

The riot goes badly I'm afraid. They have halted our advance to a kneeling mass with continuous anthem playing. We are desperately low on hair color and skateboards as well. There are no Reddit moderators in real life it seems.

Yours, Benjamin (They/them)

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sackofwisdom 19 points ago +19 / -0

Essential commentary on Marxism in Forrest Gump here.

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TychoDurandal 7 points ago +7 / -0

Devon Stack: legend

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deleted 11 points ago +11 / -0
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GreyGooseDown 8 points ago +8 / -0

violin music

My dearest Benjamin (they/them),

I am truly in dispair of hearing the riots have turned. I didn't want to tell you, but things at home are not much better. While you and your comrades bleed, my parents have demanded I leave the basement and find a job. They do not understand that my gender studies degree prevents me from getting a job. Clearly the fault of the patriarchy. Also, I will not get payed 70% what my cis male counterparts make, if I could find a job.

I will dream of you after my date with two black guys from tinder. Doing my part.

Yours, Jenny (she/her)

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one3five 5 points ago +5 / -0

RIP my sides

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deleted 32 points ago +32 / -0
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myswedishfriend 5 points ago +5 / -0

So comparable to Corona then.

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remember1776 30 points ago +30 / -0

antifa casualties. oh the soymanity.

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cupocovfefe 7 points ago +7 / -0

This is an epic term... +1!!

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nancypelosiscarf 9 points ago +9 / -0

ROFL

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Bigger_igloo 28 points ago +28 / -0

Just happened to be watching Hamburger Hill right now... cant even compose words to berate them enough

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SemperFree 26 points ago +26 / -0

Send in 1 squad, hell 1 Fire Team of Marines with the new M27s. Show them what hell is.

Do that in every city and these Terrorists are finished.

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Constipatriot 10 points ago +10 / -0

Small teams of pedes could probably achieve the same goal and the only thing they'd need is permission.

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SemperFree 1 point ago +1 / -0

Permission and the M27 lol

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LoneStarDangler 7 points ago +7 / -0

Should have happened day 1 of the looting.

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Philhelm 2 points ago +2 / -0

Pass me the fucking salt.