The riot goes badly I'm afraid. They have halted our advance to a kneeling mass with continuous anthem playing. We are desperately low on hair color and skateboards as well. There are no Reddit moderators in real life it seems.
I am truly in dispair of hearing the riots have turned. I didn't want to tell you, but things at home are not much better. While you and your comrades bleed, my parents have demanded I leave the basement and find a job. They do not understand that my gender studies degree prevents me from getting a job. Clearly the fault of the patriarchy. Also, I will not get payed 70% what my cis male counterparts make, if I could find a job.
I will dream of you after my date with two black guys from tinder. Doing my part.
5000 misgenders
7500 triggers
2 dozen poultry contusions
200 hair styles decimated
18 lost souls (iPhones)
7 feline kin transitions
4 victims of
self defensewhite patriarchy, one sprained ankle, 2 black eyes, a broken wrist, and 1 concussion.Truly devastating.
violin music My dearest Jenny (she/her),
The riot goes badly I'm afraid. They have halted our advance to a kneeling mass with continuous anthem playing. We are desperately low on hair color and skateboards as well. There are no Reddit moderators in real life it seems.
Yours, Benjamin (They/them)
Essential commentary on Marxism in Forrest Gump here.
Devon Stack: legend
violin music
My dearest Benjamin (they/them),
I am truly in dispair of hearing the riots have turned. I didn't want to tell you, but things at home are not much better. While you and your comrades bleed, my parents have demanded I leave the basement and find a job. They do not understand that my gender studies degree prevents me from getting a job. Clearly the fault of the patriarchy. Also, I will not get payed 70% what my cis male counterparts make, if I could find a job.
I will dream of you after my date with two black guys from tinder. Doing my part.
Yours, Jenny (she/her)
RIP my sides
So comparable to Corona then.
antifa casualties. oh the soymanity.
This is an epic term... +1!!
ROFL